//------------------------------// // The Crimson Fucker's apprentice // Story: My little Popo: Teamfourstar is Magic! // by jon646an //------------------------------// Flashback "Alright Angel, be on your best behavior while I'm taking a small walk." instructed Fluttershy. Angel just waved her off and slammed the door to her face. Flutters rubbed her snout a little before trotting away. "Oh, if only I was a little more assertive." "That can be arranged," spoke a voice. Fluttershy eeped a little and turned to the source, who happened to be Mr. Popo on his flying carpet. Without warning, he grabbed the timid mare, placed her on his carpet, and disappeared in an after image. ------ The duo soon appeared at Kami's lookout. Fluttershy got off the carpet and stared at Mr. Popo. "How did we end up here?" "On this magic carpet," explained Mr. Popo. "This lookout is millions of miles away, and this here thing gets us at ten thousand miles to the soul." "What?!" "To the gallon," corrected Mr. Popo. "Now then, I brought you here because you wanted to be a little more assertive." "Oh! Are you gonna help me?" "Oh hell no. If I wanted to help you, I would have done it back at your hometown. Which is why I brought in a alternative professional." Suddenly, kickass music started playing. A swarm of bats came out of nowhere and started hitting the ground in front of the duo, forming a lump. The lump got bigger until it revealed a vampire. That's right folks, Mr. Popo just hired the CRIMSON FUCKER himself, Alucard! "Sup." greeted the vampire. "Sup," answered Mr. Popo. "Um...Sup?" answered Fluttershy, confused. Alucard gave her a shit eating grin. "Congratulations, you passed the first lesson." "Um, thanks? But why are you helping me?" asked Fluttershy. "The answer is simple: you take in a lot of shit that fate throws at you and yet you continue to play nice to it. If you were a man, you'll have some serious brass balls that every bitch will have a bitch fight over. Since you're a female, and if you look a little more human, you'll have some serious tits that even I will have no control over, and that's saying something since I have a big titted police girl as my fledgling." "Um..." "Now to do this, drink this whole gallon." Alucard produced a gallon of strange liquid out of thin air. How? Who cares, he's the fucking crimson fucker, that's why! He then hands it to Fluttershy, who grabbed it with her hooves. Without hesitation, she actually chugged the whole thing! Hell, she even managed to shock Mr. Popo and Alucard! "Shit, she's actually chugging faster than Paris Hilton on a Friday night in an Irish pub!" "This here mare deserves a better spot on my pecking order. I'm putting her between Kami and me." "All that's left is give her some threads, some cannons and were set. After all..." "Bitches love cannons." Finished Mr. Popo. After their conversation ended, Fluttershy finished her gallon and hiccup. She then looked at the ground and said, "All these squares....make a circle." "Now we're getting somewhere!" shouted Alucard. "Alright, I'll be taking over from this point on. If my boss calls, tell her I'm going on a walk." And with that, the vampire grabbed the high on acid mare and disappeared. ------ Alucard and Fluttershy soon appeared back at the Hellsing manor, where to Alucard's joy, Walter was there, doing whatever most butlers does, cleaning up messes, or in his case, cleaning up after one of Alucard's walks. "Hey Walter, I'm going to cash in the favor you owe me." "Which one?" asked Walter. "The one where I convince Integra to give you free unlimited Netflix and all the Dr. Pepper you can drink." explained the crimson fucker. "Oh that one. So what do you need? A replacement for your 70 inch plasma tv?" Said Walter. "Tempting, but no. I need, and don't tell Integra, you to give this mare some cannons. You know what I say..." "Ah yes, Bitches love cannons. Unfortunately, we're all out of anti-tank rifles and Miss Victoria won't turned in her old one." "What about the spare to my pistols?" "That I do have," said Walter as he produced an exact replica of the Casull and Jackal out of his pocket. This surprised Alucard. "You carry them in your pockets?" "Not since Master Integra tried to hide my Dr. Pepper. Here you go." Walter gave the seriously over power pistols to Fluttershy, who was still high on acid. "LSD?" "Fuck yeah." Alucard said flatly as he grabbed Fluttershy and disappeared. (45 minutes later) Mr. Popo was watering his pot when Alucard and Fluttershy reappeared. This time though, Fluttershy was now wearing an copy of Alucard's outfit and stood on her hind legs instead of all four. All shyness were replaced with pure awesomeness and badassery based on the grin she was giving him. "I notice a huge change in her." "Oh trust me, this is all her. The LSD wore out five minutes ago. Okay, you know what to do." Fluttershy nodded and disappeared in a swirl of demonic looking butterflies. "Dude, get your tv. This is gonna get awesome..." ----- Fluttershy soon appeared back at the spot before Mr. Popo took her away. She notice a note on her door. Fluttershy, get over to Canterlot! Princess Celestia summoned us! -Twilight "My first mission. Things are going to be fun! But first..." Fluttershy knocked on her own door of her cottage. The door opened and revealed Angel. Before the bunny could do anything, Fluttershy kicked the shit out of him, sending him crashing onto the wall across of them! "Heh, I always wanted to do that." And with that, she trotted- no, WALKED to her destination, Canterlot. ----- Fluttershy's new digs was quickly noted by all the ponies, and a couple of changelings, who were in town today. Fluttershy could care less. She has far more important business to attend. "BLANK FLANKS!" Scratch that. The Crimson Fucker's apprentice turned and saw Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon picking on the CMC in the park surrounded by school foals, all while the parents are ignoring them. Seriously, what kind of parents ignore their children while they're getting bullied? Kasey Anthony looks like parent of the year compare to these idiots. In fact, the only parent actually doing something was Derpy and her husband. What was his name? Time Turner? Doctor Whooves? Who cares, Fluttershy is gonna do something about it. Walking over to the group, she cleared her throat. "Hey pussies, how's your health insurance?" Tiara and Silver stopped their teasing and turned to Fluttershy. "What?" They both asked before having their faces meeting the ends of Fluttershy's hooves. "Apparently, it's great!" she yelled. The two bullies were sailing over the park until they crashed onto a tree, face first. This got the attention of everypony, including Filthy Rich. "Hey, what did you do to my daughter!?!" He yelled. Fluttershy looked over to where Diamond Tiara was and saw her now disfigured face. "I think I gave her a makeover. An improvement too." she chuckled. "I'll sue you!" Threaten Filthy. "No you won't." Fluttershy's eyes turned red and looked straight at the pompous pony. This cause the stallion to freeze and become zombie like. "You will not sue." "I will not sue." repeated Filthy. "You are a prick." "I am a prick." "Now tell me your secret." "I love Twilight." "Really? I didn't know you like her?" "The movie." "Gay! Buck off!" Fluttershy pulled out her pistols and blasted Filthy to smithereens, shocking everypony in the vicinity. She then holster her pistols and walked away, before being stopped by Derpy. "Fluttershy! What happened to you?" Fluttershy turned and smiled. "I used to be a shy timid mare who was an element of harmony. But now, you may refer to me as..." ----- (Present) "FLUTTERSHY, THE CRIMSON BUCKER!" the once timid mare shouted before giving a laugh that resembles Alucard's. This cause everyone except Nappa to hang their jaws. Nappa on the other hand was clapping. "That was the best thing I ever heard! Hey Fluttershy, wanna head to the Crystal Empire and messed with Chrysalis's ex?" "Bitchin!" She replied before the two disappeared. The rest turned to Celestia and Chrysalis for answers. "Just go before I get an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity." said Chrysalis. The main six (five) nodded and left. Chrysalis rubbed her temples before looking down and saw a magazine that said Vogue and had Nappa on the front page. "God damn it, Nappa."