//------------------------------// // Chrysalis and Nappa // Story: My little Popo: Teamfourstar is Magic! // by jon646an //------------------------------// (Some time later in the season) Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, aka Cadence, aka really Chrysalis in disguise, looked at herself in the mirror to see her wedding gown. It just a few hours, the wedding will start and she will commenced the invasion on Canterlot. Other than the fact that Celestia and Luna are wearing questionable outfits and also the fact that Discord is free yet is wearing a butler's suit and looks like he could perished any moment, nothing can go wrong! This day is...Perfect. "This day is perfect. No one has ever suspected a thing," mused Chrysalis. "Except for that purple unicorn, who is close to figuring out my plan. Luckily, no one seems to take her seriously, which confuses me since she is Celestia's student. Anyways, I feel nothing can ruin this day!" ---- (Meanwhile, in an another world) Vegeta was busy doing what he does best, make himself feel superior. Granted, he lost his chance for immortality and the bitches, and is forced to wear that hideous pink shirt, but other than that, there was a good side to this. He beat Freiza, even though it was Kakarot who beat him and later on his future son Trunks who killed. He also achieve Super Saiyan with following a massive workout (Which is actually just the prince throwing a temper tantrum until he becomes one). But best of all, no more Nappa. "Hey, Vegeta!" Spoke too soon. "What the! Nappa, is that you?!" yelled Vegeta. Luckily for him, no one's around to hear him, so no chances of anyone thinking he's gone crazy...again. "Yeah. You won't believe this, but I died." "How the fuck did you die?!?" "I got in a car crash." "You're a fucking Saiyan for Kami's sake! You could've gotten out unscathed!" "Not gonna lie, but I was driving under the influence." "Argh! What are you here for anyways?!" "I'm here to grant you a wish, courtesy of the goddesses that love me because of my modeling career." " A wish you say?" said an intrigued Vegeta. He could finally achieve immortality. "Nappa, that may be the greatest thing you have ever-" "It can't be immortality." "GOD DAMN IT!!!" cursed Vegeta. Oh well, time for plan B. "In that case, grant me-" "Or bitches." "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!" "Hey Vegeta, you know what you can wish for, panties." "You know what? I wish for you, Nappa, to get the hell out of my head and go annoy some other poor bastard!" "You mean... Make a new friend?! Thanks Vegeta! This shall be the best...day....ever!" And with that, Nappa was no longer heard, leaving Vegeta in the bliss moment of silence. "He's gone...ha...he's actually gone...Ha ha. HE'S FINALLY OUT OF MY LIFE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" screamed the prince as laughed crazily to the air. Unknown to him, Krillin and Gohan were nearby. "Hey Gohan, you think Vegeta finally lost it?" "Judging by the way he's laughing and was talking to himself moments ago, no, this actually normal for him, Krillin." "I'm not Krillin, I'm Juan Sanchez." "Didn't you get in trouble with the authority because of fraud." "Yeah, but that's just the money. 'Krillin' is still dead, so by legal standards, I can still be Juan." Gohan's cell rang and the hybrid boy answered. "Yes? Really? Him? How bad? Alright I'll tell him. Krillin, it turns out that 'Juan Sanchez' is one of Mr. Popo's aliases, and he wants to speak to you." "Um, when?" "Hello, maggot." "WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Krillin Own Count: As much as Krillin's losing streak ----- "I'm so happy, I could sing!" said Chrysalis as she cleared her throat to begin her number. "This day is going to be perfect..." 'Testing, one, two. Is this thing on?' "What the-?! Who's there!" shouted Chrysalis, surprised that somepony is in the room with her AND ruined her musical number. 'Hi.' "Uh, hi? who are you?" asked Chrysalis to nothing. 'I am Nappa, former modeling spokesman, former Chancellor to King Vegeta, and I'm a Saiyan.' "Charmed. Anyways, I am Chrysalis, Queen of the Changelings." 'Oooohhh, a queen!' "Yes, a queen. Now excuse me as I continue my musical number. Ahem... This day is going to be perfect The kind of day of which I've dreamed when I was small" 'Wow, what an impeccable singing voice' "Everypony will gather 'round Say I look lovely in my gown What they don't know is that I have fooled them all! 'Even though you are fat as a ball.' "DID YOU CALL ME FAT!?!?" yelled a ticked off Chrysalis. 'Yeah, not gonna lie, but that gown makes you a little fat.' "Shut up Nappa!" yelled Chrysalis. She didn't know why, but her patience is running out because of this being. Deciding to ignore the voice, the queen turned around to admire her gown....for a good solid second. 'Hey Chrysalis.' "What?" she replied, annoyed. 'Do changelings wear panties?' "NO! And that's none of your bucking business!" she yelled. 'Hey Chrysalis.' "What?" she gritted her response. 'Did I mention that you remind me of my old partner before he killed me?' "NO! And shut up!" Chrysalis yelled, nearly getting an aneurysm. 'Hey, Chrysalis.' "WHAT!?!" she yelled for the last time. This time a floating figure was in front of her. 'I'm haunting you.' She couldn't hold it anymore. "AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"