//------------------------------// // What really happen to the cutie mark switch... // Story: My little Popo: Teamfourstar is Magic! // by jon646an //------------------------------// (Sometime near the end of season three) It was dark and all of Ponyville is asleep. Suddenly, Mr. Popo appeared in the middle of the town along with Alucard. "So, how much you wanna bet?" he said. "Hundred says she starts having a mental break down and repeats the Smartypants incident." betted Alucard. "And I bet a hundred that she'll pussy out like a bitch and cry on her bed." "You're on!" shouted Alucard. "Very well then. POPO!" Five large black poofs can be seen from Rarity's, Applejack's, Rainbow's, Pinkie's, and Fluttershy's places. "And now, we wait." ---- "Spike! I'm heading out for the moment, so keep an eye on the library! Also if Nappa comes, tell him for the last time, we do not have books on fraggles. I still don't know what a saibamen is!" "Can do, slave driver," mockingly saluted Spike. "What?!" "Nothing!" "Thought so," said Twilight as she stepped out....and was met with the barrel of one of Fluttershy's pistols. "Fluttershy! What in Tartarus are you doing!" "What the Tartarus did you do!?!" yelled Fluttershy. Beside her was Pinkie Pie, not looking amused. "Tell the truth Twilight, we know you did it," she said. Twilight was about to answer until she heard snickering. She turned and saw Alucard and Mr. Popo sitting on lawn chairs, smoking pot and drinking TeamFourStar soda. Immediately, she knew something was up whenever these two are involved. "What are you laughing at! Did you two did something?" she demanded. "Bitch please, if I had something to do with whatever you're thinking, I would had this place erase within a flick of my power," lied Mr. Popo. "Prove it," said Twilight. "Nobody's dead, right?" answered Alucard. Twilight thought of this and realize that if Mr. Popo and Alucard had something to do with, whatever's going on, there would have been dead bodies. "Good point," said Twilight, before turning to Fluttershy and Pinkie. "Alright, what's going on?" "Look at my ass," said Fluttershy bluntly. Twilight rolled her eyes and looked at Fluttershy's flank, only to see Pinkie's cutie mark instead of her own. "Why do I have Pinkie's cutie mark and Pinkie's got Applejacks?" "Wait, what?" Said Twilight. "Switched Cutie marks? How is this possible?" "No idea," said Pinkie, though due to 4th wall powers, that's a lie. She damn well knows how and stayed silent. "Look behind me and what do you see?" Twilight looked behind her and gasped at what she saw. For one thing, she saw Applejack actually carrying rolls of clothing and trotting toward Rarity's place. She has Rarity's cutie mark. She then sees Rarity trying to move the clouds with her magic despite the fact that it ain't doing squat. She has Rainbow's cutie mark. She then sees Rainbow trying to tame wild animals, only to receive scratch marks. She has Fluttershy's cutie mark. "Why are they acting like the switched cutie marks are their destiny even though they're failing miserably." "No clue, so do us a favor and fix this!" shouted Fluttershy. "Wait! I need to know how this happened!" said Twilight. "Hey Twilight!" yelled a voice. The group turned and saw Trixie by the library's doorway, holding a scroll. "Trixie bets that it has something to do with this scroll." "Where did you come from?" asked Twilight, not remembering letting Trixie sleeping in HER tree house. "Spike let me sleep in the spare bedroom, but that's not important. Here." Trixie tossed the scroll to Twilight, who caught it and opened it. If the bookmare were to pay attention to her surroundings, she would have notice Mr. Popo, Alucard, Fluttershy, Pinkie, and Trixie snickering. She read the scroll and gasped. Dear Twilight Sparkle, This scroll contains Starswirl's last and unfinished spell. Finish it if you want, but once you read it, the spell will activate and does something random. What is it, you may ask? I have no bucking clue. The old timer was always rambling about lot's of things, something about homestuck and tacos. Weird part is that he knows about winter wrap-up and friendship. Anyways, good luck! Your mentor, Celestia. P.S. Have you seen Luna and Chrysalis? Last I remember was that they told me they were heading to Brazil, where that is. Somehing about stealing the 'Redeemer?' "Holy black on a Popo!" shouted Twilight. "Huh?" went Mr. Popo. "I've cause this mess!" Twilight Own Count: 14 "And now you're going to fix it. So tell us, Miss 'I can do anything for Princess sunbutt', how are you going to do this?" asked Fluttershy. "Luckily, I came prepared," answered Twilight. She pulled out a piece of paper and waved it to Fluttershy. "After the whole 'Trixie/Amulet' fiasco, I posted a ad online, and on this paper shows a organization of mercenaries willing to help me." Fluttershy grabbed the paper and read it. "The Lula's Moon?" "Exactly!" "Well, good luck wi- hey wait a minute! It says here these guys are Prench!" "Well," sheepishly said Twilight, "I have to post mortality rates, including chances of living if Popo's involved." "We're scraping the bottom of the barrel here, aren't we?" said Fluttershy. "Yeah, so tell me, when do they arrive?" asked Twilight. "Uh, now. In fact, there's only one member: Trixie Lulamoon." answered Fluttershy. Twilight's eyes widen and turned to the mercenary/magician. "Yeah, long story, but there were more members until Trixie couldn't pay them." said Trixie. "Well then," said Twilight. "There's only thing to do." She turned and went inside the library. There was silence for a minute until.... "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Twilight Own Count: 15 "Damn it!" shouted Alucard as he handed the money to Mr. Popo. "I lost!" "Sooooo," said Trixie, trying to start conversation, "What now?" "I'll tell what now," said Mr. Popo as he suddenly made a toaster appeared. "We're gonna make toast!"