//------------------------------// // A very Hearth Warming Eve special // Story: My little Popo: Teamfourstar is Magic! // by jon646an //------------------------------// (The future...P.S. this is irrelevant to the story) Once upon a time, there was a giant castle in Canterlot, near Equestria. There lived mother pony and her serv-er, little ponies. Unnoticed to them, a magical being was safely descending upon the roof of the castle. Inside the castle was the entire family eating at the dinner room. Sitting at one side was the Apple family, which consists of Applejack and Caramel along with their daughter, Red Sweets, a earth filly with a red coat and brown mane. Next to that family was the Pie family, which consists of Pinkie Pie and Cheese sandwich, along with their Alicorn daughter (for reasons nopony knows how it is possible to two earth ponies) Surprise, who is named and looks like her great x100 grandmother. Across to them was Shining Armor, his wife Cadence, and his other wife Chrysalis (Long story, but Mr. Popo legally married them just for a cruel joke) along with their son Presto, a blue coat pink mane alicorn through Cadence, and second son Kichi, the first ever white changeling with a blue mane through Chrysalis. Next to them was Rarity, who unfortunately didn't married. Next to her was Twilight Sparkle along with her husband Flash Senstry and second wife, Sunset Shimmer (once again, Popo was involved, but Twilight wouldn't dare confront him). Their first foal was a orange colt with a violet mane named Azure through Twilight. The second was a yellow filly with a red and blue mane named Sunny Flash, through Sunset. And finally, their last child was a purple filly with a red mane named Aurora Glimmer, through both Twilight AND Sunset. How's this possible? One word. Magic. THE END. And lastly, the royal family, Celestia, Discord, and their hybrid twin daughters, Pan and Dora. They were all enjoying their meals until... BANG! "The heck was that!" shouted Twilight as she got up from her seat and dashed toward the sound, leaving behind the surprise, and scared family. She dashed and jump, frickle and frockle, and kept going until she realized she is an Alicorn and could just teleport. She concentrated her magic until she appeared in a red room. "Are we under attacked?! Status report, status report!" Twilight then noticed Fluttershy sitting on a comfy chair holding a pistol. On her feet was a dead stallion dressed in a red coat. Fluttershy then spoke. "Before you start..." Unfortunately for her, Twilight had indeed started. "Celestia bucking Christ!" she shouted. "Okay, before you start-" "Holy manure!" "Would you care for me to explain?" said Fluttershy sarcastically. Twilight obviously wanted an explanation. "Of course Fluttershy! I love to know why you shot and killed Santa Hooves?!?" "He startled me," explained the vampony as if it was the easiest thing in the world. Twilight had her mouth hanging upon hearing those words. "What!" she asked. "He...startled...me," repeated Fluttershy. "I was just coming in to get a drink of booze after screwing both Rainbow and Mac when this guy came out of nowhere and said 'Ho ho ho.' I may have took exception to that and shot him point blank in the head." "Well I guess he should apologize then," sarcastically suggested Twilight. Fluttershy, oblivious to the Alicorn's sarcasm, thought she was serious. "Well, that's going to be a problem since I shot him," she said, poking Santa Hooves with the barrel of her gun. "What are you going to do Fluttershy!?" demanded Twilight. "Tell me, how are you going to explain to all the foals out there that you shot Santa!?" Fluttershy looked deep into thought until she thought of an brilliant idea. "Well, looks like I'm gonna have to save Hearth's Warming Eve." she said as she approached the dead stallion. "What?!" shouted Twilight. "There's no any other options," said Fluttershy as she removed the bloody red coat. "How about any other options?" Said Twilight, trying to keep Fluttershy from actually being the next Santa Hooves. "You wanna tell the foals that Hearth's Warming is cancelled forever?" "What, Tartarus no! That's not what I was thinking!" shouted Twilight, but Fluttershy was already in the zone. "Well, no use in stopping me Twilight because things are about to get down," smugly said Fluttershy with a fanged grin. Twilight sighed and was about to give up until she realized something. "You planned this." "What?" "You planned this whole thing!" accused Twilight. "You obviously don't have faith in me," said Fluttershy with hurt in her voice. It was then that Nappa and Luna came crashing in through the door, dressed as elves. "Fluttershy! The sleigh has been secured!" reported Luna. "Unfortunately, Rudolph died when I tried to pinch his nose, so we're goona need-" said Nappa before he saw Twilight in front of them. "Hi." Twilight's eye twitched seeing all of this. Fluttershy decided to steer the conversation from the current topic, only to fail miserably. "You won't believe how cheap those elf costumes cost," she said, pointing her hoof to the duo. "Grrr," growled Twilight. "I stole them." "Flutter-" "Bitch, let me have my Nightmare before Hearth's Warming Eve!" shouted Fluttershy before grabbing Luna and Nappa and got the hell out of there. Twilight nearly exploded when she saw out the window and saw Fluttershy flying the sleigh along with the other two, laughing along the way. And so, Santa shy and her helpers flew all around the world to deliver presents to the foals until she got bored and decided to visit Mr. Popo and Alucard for their Christmas party. ---- The diner table was quiet for a while until Twilight came back in. "Momma, what happened?" asked her daughter, Aurora. "Fluttershy happened," answered Twilight. "Oh my Faust, what did Aunt Fluttershy do this time?" "She killed Santa Hooves." flatly said Twilight. "WHAT!?!" shouted everypony. "And is planning on saving Hearth's Warming Eve by being the next Santa Hooves." "WHAT!?!" Again shouted everypony until they heard laughter and looked out the window. No surprise, they saw Fluttershy out there, laughing and giving them all a bastard grin by the moon. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Merry Hearth's Warming Eve!"