//------------------------------// // Popo is Magic! // Story: My little Popo: Teamfourstar is Magic! // by jon646an //------------------------------// Celestia watched as her faithful student and dragon protege walked away from the throne room. She didn't like to lie, but the solar princess had to do it. She just couldn't have Twilight knowing that Nightmare moon actually is coming after a thousand years on the moon. "I'm sorry Twilight, but I can't have you involved in this. It just too dangerous." "Hiiiiiiiiii." said a voice. In almost an instant, all of Celestia's calm demeanor went down the drain, replaced with fear! ''No, it can't be!' Shakily, she turned around, and she saw a small, black humanoid being that stood on two legs. It had on white pants with a red vest while sporting a white wrapped hat. Two gold earrings were worn on it's ears. She recognized this being. He was the only person that she truly feared. His power was unreal, spoken in untold words! So feared, he makes even Discord think twice before causing chaos. This being was none other than... "M-M-MR. P-P-Popo!" she excaimed. Mr. Popo simply looked at her and gave her a frown. "Bitch, why aren't you in uniform?" he asked. Celestia gulped and disappeared in a white flash. The flash came back and Celestia was now dressed in something one could expect from Playcolt magizine. Fishnet leg stockings, red maid outfit with a really short skirt that exposes all of the behind, and worst of all, the loss of all her dignity. "Now, where's the other bitch?" Mr. Popo asked, referring to Luna. "W-well, y-you see, I, uh, sort of, banished her?" Celestia squeaked as she saw Mr. Popo's soulless eyes staring right at her. "I left you two for a thousand years and already shit has been happening. Looks like a proper punishment is what you need," Said Mr. Popo. He lifted his right arm and... Bam ...bitched-slapped Celestia across the throne room, across the hallways, and out of his sight. Judging by how lightly Popo hit her, it would take about a few hours, give or take, before she lands. "Enjoy the walk back, bitch!" Next thing Mr. Popo was planning to do is to find Luna and have her remember the pecking order. But first, he's gonna go back to the hideout and plant some pot. Just pot, nothing more. He's not gonna throw them away. ---- (A few hours later.) "Give up Nightmare Moon!" shouted Twilight as she and her new friends faced off against the evil Nightmare Moon. Said villain laughed. "Me, give up? And pray tell, how thou defeat with?" she mocked. Twilight gave her a smirked. "With the power of the Elements of Harm-" Crash Twilight's friendship monologue was cut off when Celestia herself crashed through from the roof and right onto the floor. Everypony gasped when they saw their ruler on the ground, and riled up, and wearing inappropriate clothing. Nightmare Moon simply stared in disbelief until she recognized the outfit Celestia was wearing. "That outfit," she said. "The only time Celestia wore it was when.." "Hello, maggot." said Mr. Popo. Nightmare moon froze in place before slowly turning to see the one being that can destroy her with a flick of his wrist. "M-Mr. POPO!" she cried. "Bitch, it seems you forgot what I told you long ago. Looks like I need to reteach you the pecking order," said Mr. Popo. "There's you, the dirt, the worms in the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, and Popo. Got that?" Nightmare nodded with fear. "Now, to have you remember the training I taught you." In an instant, dark clouds consumed Nightmare, causing the mare to scream in fright. The mane 6 could only watch in horror seeing Nightmare Moon suffer before she disappeared from their very sight. "Where did she went?!" yelled Rainbow Dash. "I'll tell you where she's not... safe," said Popo before letting out an evil laugh, scaring the ponies. After a few seconds, the black mist that once surrounded Nightmare Moon appear once more, but this time, instead of bringing back the night villain, it brought back Luna. Said mare was on the floor, cuddling herself in a fetal position, and did I mentioned wearing a dark blue version of the maid outfit Celestia was wearing. Celestia got up from the ground and looked around. She saw her students and her friends, Mr. Popo, and her sister on the ground. "Luna?" "First rule of Popo's training, do not talk about Popo's training!" Luna sobbed. "Um, are you crying?" asked Rainbow Dash. "SECOND RULE OF POPO'S TRAINING!" "Now's that's out of the way," spoked Popo, but he was interrupted by Twilight. "Wait! I have so many questions to ask! Who are you, where do you come from, and more importantly, WHY IS CELESTIA SUBMITTING TO YOU!!!" "Oh look," said Popo, a smile etching on his face. It creep the girls out. It was not a kind smile, but a dark, sinister smile, one that told unadulterated horrors and sins. "A mare that doesn't know any better." "WHAT! WHY YOU-!" "Pecking order." For reasons she can not explain, this cause Twilight to shut her mouth. Twilight Own Count: 1 "Now then, first things first, POPO!" The balls of stone that was on the floor immediately exploded and was replaced with the elements of harmony, each floating to their respective bearers. "POPO!" The moon that was once outside in the sky was lowered down...."POPO!"....and was replaced with the rising sun. This of course stunned everypony. "H-How do ya do that?" asked a shocked Applejack. "Easy, they just know better," said Popo, before he did something that scared the shit out of them. He laughed. It was not a humorous laugh. It was a dark and evil laugh. The kind that sent chills down the ponies' spine. Popo then started floating in the air, shocking the group, minus Celestia and Luna. He stop laughing and turned his head, toward the direction of Canterlot castle. The mane six were silent, confused and scared at this, but Celestia and Luna knew what Mr. Popo was looking at. They can only think of one thing. 'He is so bucked if he were to ever get free.' He spoked. "Next season, you." Within a blink of an eye, Mr. Popo flew away, but not before giving his farewell departure. "Byyyyyeeeeeee!" ----- Meanwhile, a certain stoned draconequus felt a shiver of feeling, one he had though he never had to feel again. The feeling... of FEAR!