I am ocalhoun, a prophet of the Invisible Pink Unicorn (Blessed be her hooves). It was I who was chosen to bring unto the world her prophesy that the world would not end in 2012.
Since the prophesy did come true, this confirms both the existence and supremacy of the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH). It also confirms my status as her chosen prophet.
As her prophet, it is my solemn duty to create a group on a website about fanfic of magic colorful ponies so that thou might join and revel in the holy pinkness and invisibleness of our esteemed Goddess.
Feel free to add stories if you like.
The antitheist folder is only for fics containing themes critical of religion.
The IPU folder is only for fics that feature our glorious invisible Goddess.
The main folder can have any fic whatsoever posted in it.
--add to as many folders as apply.
I'm sorry, but I have decided that I must divide my worship. I remain, as ever, a devotee of the Invisible Pink Unicorn (Blessed Be Her Holy Hooves), but I have also discovered Eris, Goddess of Chaos, and through her, Discordianism. Having consulted my pineal gland, I have learned that Discordianism is not mutually exclusive with any other religion, except for ones that worship potatoes, snow boots, or peanut butter. As such, I remain, as previously mentioned, a devotee of (and firm believer in) the Invisible Pink Unicorn (May Her Holy Hooves Never Be Shod).
It's... IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!
378793 I'm not so sure about that...
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The IPU, of course.
She's cuter.
All hail the most fabulous being in all of time and space.
But... but the prophecy of Beardington also claimed that the world would not end in 2012! Now I don't know which to worship!
363905..I wanna play Kirby..
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She moves in mysterious ways.
360179 Nah, he can't touch us Devotees. She will eat him.
360165 Luna doesn't need a gamestop card. And whatever flew by did NOT have wings.
360163 Noo, it was the wrong shade of pink.
349658 ..She used my Gamestop card. Bought any game with a pink protagonist.
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She has a much more effective way of getting donations than getting people to tithe.
349619 She also stole my wallet..
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A sighting!
Ok, so something really huge and pink just flew past my window..and ate some flowers..Think it was our lady and savior?
Vita in nomine do scientia et equus
Proudly sharing 86% of genetic similarities with equines with 60.7% chromosomic synteny
The pink unicorn be with you
Blessed be the beauty and eternal wonder of our mighty mistress. The streets shall run red with the blood of the non believers, for though she is a kind and merciful goddess, her wrath is both great and terrible. All who worship foolish idols will be crushed under her mighty hooves. Thy name be hallowed and thy power is second to none.
All hail the Invisible Pink Unicorn.