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FAN ART!?!?! It took you this long to tell us!!!!
Great Chapter. I can't wait for more!!
Wonder what her gift is?
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Lol, I literally JUST posted the blog. I actually had two windows open so i could release both as close to eachother as possible.
Again, I love how Guilty remembers sessions he enjoyed in greater detail than ones he didn't quite.
Once again I am reminded why this is one of the most entertaining things I've ever read on this site.
It makes me want to write my own silly cute courtesan! GAH!
Excellent as always, bro!
I'm left wondering what this gift will be, and whether his troubles with thoughts of Derpy will persist.
I'll be looking out for the next chapter!
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Nice catch. Changing now.
Everyone's getting featured on their first story and here I am, not even coming close...
Great read, though. I gotta finish this later today!
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it does well to cater to an exact group
Ah, the long-awaited Zecora chapter. I hope this isn't the last we see of her together with Guilty.
Poor Guilty who has a below-average sized penis and gets regularly abused by his clients...
wow a clop seen with Zecora, in all the clop I've read i never seen a nicer way to do it, nor her having one anyway. i will be rereading this over next few days
Hah! He finally did Zecora!
And could it be? Is Derpy slowly starting to affect his moral compass during work? I smell some awesome shenanigans in the future.
Heh, this made me chuckle.
I am waiting for a chapter where the CMC try to make an appointment or something because children always do the opposite of what their parents tell them... does this make me a bad person for wanting to have him get caught with children walking up to his house...
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Well technically they have feet. They evolved from five toed ancestors and slowly changed into what we know today. They still have three toes, the center one what they walk on, while the other two are internal and play a role in supporting the leg joints. But hooves is used more often so either way is fine.
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I truly wish I could fave this story a second time. It's seriously one of my favorite fanfics I've ever read!
I lost this story for so long because searching for Guilty Pleasure kept bringing up nothing. A great read, reminds me of the very best of 15 years of certain IRC channels, 8 hours a day. I wonder just how long it will take Twilight to ease into being serviced, so she can do research into escort sexual practices and techniques.
Oh, is there any chance of getting in some canned whipped cream, and chocolate sauce, and maybe some raspberry syrup, so that Pinkie can be treated to being an Eclair?
3328151 I was kidding around... but yeah, probably.
-reads the bit with Close as an escort-
oh guilty your so silly
3328095 Just keep writing, if it's any good it'll end up there eventually. If not your writing will improve over time and something you write will get attention.
That's the best advice anyone can give you
3329263 Again... I was just kidding around...
Very nice! A nice reminder that this isn't your typical romance story. ;)
3328014 "The foot (plural feet) is an anatomical structure found in many vertebrates. It is the terminal portion of a limb which bears weight and allows locomotion. In many animals with feet, the foot is a separate organ at the terminal part of the leg made up of one or more segments or bones, generally including claws or nails."
If it walks, it has feet. Just because they are different from our feet does not make them any different. Quit being footist.
Decent chapter, nicely done
Another fun read.
This story is the highlight of the month for me on this sight.
Umm... isn't a Black Velvet made by pouring the champagne first, then the beer and also over an overturned spoon. If you pour the wine into the beer it will just mix. That isn't an Black Velvet.
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Quite possibly. I hardly fucking drink.
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Here you go
Black Velvet Beer Cocktail
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It's not like i didn't believe you. :P
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Well, then next time you're out, have one on me.
This is exceptionally well done that Guilty learns from his clients just what he needs to.
Teaching Zecora, this time, that sometimes she should allow herself to live by her own rules - even if she'll wake up hungover for drinking more than was actually there (don't think I didn't spot that tea-refilling trick) - teaching Guilty he should be allowed to have his own special somepony outside of work?
Priceless.
Delightful as always.
Thank you sir, Zecora's always been a favorite of mine and you write her very well.
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RHYMES ARE HARD!
I'm glad you liked it.
SO GOOOOOOD
God damn you're gonna give me a Zebra fetish!
Yes, an update! Good job, and even though I am not personally into Zecora, you did amazing on this chapter.
Now get to work on the next chapter!
Chapters like this are the reason why this story is "Favored". Excellent Job!
This story is amazing. Really, it is. I have totally found myself hooked. I stayed up to about 2 in the morning, just reading it. Seriously man, great work.
... One thing though.
I'm sorry, but the way you portray the whole conflict with Applejack... It just seems so unnecessarily harsh. I'm not a huge Applejack fan, I mean she isn't my favorite of the mane 6 or anything, but this fic seems really unfair to her. First off, her reasoning is kinda bullshit. I'm not saying that she doesn't have a reason to distrust or dislike escorts after what happened to her mom, but that honestly isn't good enough to justify how she's been acting. Not only that, but the whole scene in the supermarket really got to me. Seeing Derpy's reaction, it honestly seemed a little much. For God's sake, she actually punched her! That's an even worse reaction than Lieutenant F***ing Dan had when that prostitute called Forrest Gump stupid! And then afterwards, she seems all boo-hooey about it, but does she ever come close to apologizing? Nope, just "Fuck Applejack!" So yeah Derpy, you are a total f***ing hypocrite, and I hate to say that because I loved your character, and still do, save for that one issue. I'm just saying, if you need an antagonist, then fine, but they still need a good enough reason to go after the protagonist, and Applejack's doesn't cut it. Maybe if after Applejack's father died, she eventually went to an escort to find companionship, fell in love, and was rejected for being a client, and her depression over this drove her to death by broken heart/suicide, I would be a little more forgiving. It would also makes Applejack's argument make a little more sense: She doesn't hate him for knowingly breaking up families for a profit, she hates him for unintentionally selling false love, which can only lead to heartbreak. It would just make for a far more compelling and engaging conflict between the two. Applejack could still be a bitch, but at least we would know that there's a sound reasoning behind it. She actually just wants to protect people from him, instead of seeking out a personal vendetta.
And thus ends my rant. God, that was long-winded. Sorry, seriously, but I just had to get that out. I think it's more of a compliment to you how worked up over this I'm getting, it just shows you how invested in your story I am. Nevertheless, I hope you give it some thought. Of course, maybe you already had something like this planned, a way to give Applejack some more credibility. I totally get why you wouldn't have that explained by this point: It's a first-person story, and Guilty hasn't learned anything like that yet, so it's easy for him to assume the worst of Applejack, without any trace of reasoning. Or maybe not, all I know is I love this story, and I really don't want to come out of it disappointed. I'm not trying to tell you how to write it, I just want to do my best to not end up hating this story later. Is it selfish? Sure, but I'd rather be selfish now and tell you than end up bitter later when it's too late to say anything.
I hope you take this into consideration, and good luck writing.
Oh, and here's my score for this story:
4/5!
This part. It's only a little funny, but it tells so much about Derpy and Guilty. Guilty cares for her enough to wonder if he's doing the right thing by her in being an escort. But also that Derpy knows what he does and doesn't care. Marry that mare, Guilty! Or at least actually ask her out!
And to all the people saying "Finally, the Zecora chapter!" I'm still waiting for AJ to cave, hire Guilty, and finally see that not all escorts are bad. Maybe she was easy with Crook because she is easy, but maybe she was easy because she was horny. Honestly, I'd be a little intimidated by a woman who took a big stance against escorts (and at a small stretch, sex) so maybe it's just been two years since she got any? I guess we'll see.
New chapter! AWESOME!
Guilty feeling good. that is great but.. why am I scared this is just going to lead to something bad soon....
Bribing little foals with candy.... for shame.
Wait seriously? He just leaves that stuff out... and tends to foals too...
Hey, and he knows how to use it too. though that bit was.. odd.
Eh I guess I can see why people feel like that for haircuts, but not me, I can never relax during one.
......He's an escort, his entire job his banging other ponies.. the whole "no cheating" thing,... though yeah that's something I'm really interested to see how the two of them work out.
So, how long till Guilty hears a bunch of creaming and stuff breaking......
Early one tomorrow. yet the spent the morning talking for hours.....
..... Zecora... ohhhhh boy, this is going to be interesting. Also... Guilty.exe has encountered a critical erroe and must restart.
Fix the Everfree..... that... what did you get yourself into Zecora?
Given the chapter title...yeah this is going to end good for him I hope. Keep it up, you're wearing her down.
Oh boy, get her to break one rule, and suddenly she goes wild... maybe this wasn't such a good idea Guilty...
And now to see what ends up interrupting him mid-session, given just how well it's going...
Yeah, Guilty, you REALLY need to have a talk with Derpy about this ASAP.
Well, this scene was definitely better then the last few. Not quote as detailed, but still damn well done, more energetic, really good.
As always, a great chapter. Good to see Guilty not just getting a break, but actually getting something so good happen. Now hopefully he works out his feeling for Derpy soon.
I have this little theory that this chapter took as long as it did, because you had to come up with all the rhymes. :D
I will give Close all the bits I have left for a good shave.
well, started reading it as "yet another clopfic"... boy i was wrong
yes it has clop, but way better story then one would think really a fun read...
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If Guilty want to put a picture of an ass on his wall, he better put one of his own up, so he can watch it. I feel he got too personally involved and it's going to come back and bite him.
i'm still amazed this is your first fic
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Yeah, I meant to use hooves. You made the right call.
Just got done reading all fifteen chapters. Over all, awesome job! Your story planning is nigh on impeccable, and your diction is good as well. A couple pointers though:
Periods and commas go outside parentheses. Question marks and exclaimation points can go inside or out, based on the context. Ex:
(and it really was good, too).
NOT:
(and it really was good, too.)
My last gripe is really just misplaced commas. That one's been annoyingly common in this story. Sometimes there's too many, sometimes not enough. My only advice here is this: When in doubt, say it out loud. If it sounds normal, you're probably good.
Oh, wait, here's another gripe: Questions. ALWAYS. End. In. Question marks. No exceptions. I've counted over twenty instances of that particular blunder in this story (don't worry, even the best authors do it from time to time. Just keep an eye out for it).
As I said in the beginning, awesome story over all. I'm not usually one for clop, but this one sells it pretty well (get it? Heh... Sex jokes).
"Darn tootin'!"
-Gizmo the Unimpressive
Crook gets a 10/10 from me for AJ stunt
as for the last part... needed some Zecora for long time
you don't see a lot of her for some reason