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....hahahahah applejack
Yeah!!! Appleajack got it!!! Although...Knowing her she probably has something up her sleeve....
Something else...
Oh yeah!!!
MORE!!!
moremoremoremore!!!!
Oh crap.
If Applejack swears revenge...I can't imagine the consequences. Maybe she destroys the birth control potions. Or gets Celestia involved in Guilty's life.
Still, can't wait to see how Guilty handles the whole Derpy situation.
perfect
There are going to be dire repercussions from messing with Applejack.
About fuckin time AJ got a taste of her own medicine.
Wow, AJ got Crooked!
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For messing with Guilty too. Twi's his friend, Pinkie too, AJ acted like a bitch so... I think he's got good back-up.
Come on Guilty, don't fuck it up with Derpy....
Hmm here's hoping Guilty and Derpy end up together. I can't think of this setup as anything but adorable.
And that ending... abso-freaking-lutely perfect!. Crook is 100% Trollestia approved.
Get dunked on, Applejack.
Should be "your."
Also should be "your."
normally, i don't like fics where my favourite pony is pictured as a complete bitch, but this one is awesome, so it's redeemed
Unfortunately, there's a good chance that this will reinforce Applejack's opinion of escorts...
Or maybe it'll be a step on the path to realizing that they're not total jerks. Time will tell.
Yeah, don't worry about it. It's a common side effect of being the protagonist.
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Good job on the chapter!
I kinda figured that Guilty needed some "freak out" time to figure himself out. And the bit with Applejack was pretty good too!
I look forward to your next chapter!
Damn, I can't say anything but "keep writing, this fic is too damn good".
It looks like Guilty is learning for the first time that friendship-
Equips Shades
Is magic.
And does Sunny sound like Princess Celestia in disguise to anyone else here? That'd be a pretty perfect
Now; I present to you Crook and Guilty's modified Friendship's A Kind of Magic.
Friendship's fucking magic.
Motherfucking magic
Just fucking magic,
Guilty, poor soul, alright?,
Poor soul, one golden glance of what could be,
friendship's fuckin' magic,
Just let Twilight help show the way,
The muffin mare led your thoughts astray,
motherfuckin' magic,
Alarm bells that ring inside your head,
It's just setting off the thoughts you dread,
Friendship's fuckin' magic,
Crook's fucking with adversaries,
Today you're left to love Derpy,
Motherfuckin' magic,
Muffins that melt on your tongue!,
These scars that burn from those stable years
Will soon be gone,
This flame that burns inside of me,
I'm thinking god I sound fucking whiny
It's just fuckin' magic,
Alarm bells that ring inside your head,
It's just setting off the thoughts you dread,
Friendship's fuckin' magic,
motherfuckin' magic,
It's just fuckin' magic.
Motherfuckin' magic.
Yes Applewhore is a hypocrite. She goes after Guilty for what he does ad she offers to fuck Crook after knowing him for a few hours?
Amazing chapter, Magus. Made me laugh as opposed to other fics that do not.
This is a gem.
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Ah, but she offers it for free. And to be honest, she's not going with a married stallion, unlike the guy her momma ran off with. So she's not being a home-wrecker for hire, which is basically what she sees Guilty as - conniving, no-good, and willing to fuck over anybody for a bit, literally or otherwise.
She's just asking a handsome stallion home for a roll in the hay, no harm in that, right? Especially if he might stick around for a while.
And then he drops the bomb....
Haha! I can just imagine AJ's face. Hahaha!
Oh... damn. Just...
Damn.
That was a vicious broadside there, Crook.
Sadly, it's only going to make AJ fight harder. And dirtier.
See, this is why I love this story, in all honesty? I FUCKING HATE Guilty, and I think Applejack is right, (see 3165941comment as to my response to Whorejack) but the story is SO WELL WRITTEN, that I LOVE IT! You have made a OC that some love, others hate, and yet is still amazing to read about from both sides! I can't wait for the next chapter to come out, and I feel attached to Guilty...and as much as I hate him, I don't want anything bad to happen to him...and I want him to get the girl.
I guess you could say he is my...
*shades on*
Guilty Pleasure
So yes, I love this story, and I look forward to seeing Applejacks retaliation!..*sigh* and more Guilty.
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How could you hate Guilty; he loves you.
In all seriousness, I'm glad you like the story. Keep reading about the stallion you despise.
3165941 But still, fucking with someone who you've talked too for just a few hours? That's about as loose as you can get. I wouldn't have pegged Applecunt as somepony who fucks complete strangers.
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Woah. Woahwoahwoah!
I might see where AJ is coming from, and I might sympathize with her, but I'd just like to make it dead clear that I don't think she's right!
Don't give me that look, AJ. You know perfectly well that it's your Ma's call she took off running with that hooker, at least as much as his, and -
*an hour and one re-located jaw later*
Okay, AJ is in time-out while she learns that you can resolve disagreements through talking, not just through bucking folks in the jaw.
The fact is, AJ's had a rough childhood, and she's managed to get through it in part by directing the anger that her mother deserves at an entire class of people who are just trying to earn a living. Hell, for all we know, the guy her Mom ran off with might not have even actually been a whore - that could have just been her Dad's heartbroken ranting.
As for Guilty, what has he done that actually supports AJ's opinion of him? The only thing he's done that is conceivably "wrong" and related to his job would be sleeping with Derpy. And while she might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, she's not stupid either. She's a very dedicated mother who cares quite a bit for her friends and is actually pretty competent at her job. She's just got, at most, what would seem to be some sorting-related issues (evidenced during the poker game) and a lazy eye.
Hardly enough to warrant saying that she's incapable of making mature, adult decisions by herself.
Guilty has, if anything, apparently been helping to keep the outnumbered stallion population from being overwhelmed. As for the damage he may have done to Golden Harvest's relationship... that couple's quite evidently had deep set issues before Guilty was ever a factor.
If there's anypony in this story I'm keeping my eyes on, it's Twi's boyfriend. I've seen enough IRL toxic relationships to recognize the symptoms unless Twi has a Come to Celestia chat with him that actually works.
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It might be "loose," and it's certainly surprising behavior, but consider that Guilty already knows she doesn't dislike him because she thinks sex is immoral. She dislikes him because he's a hooker.
AJ being interested in a one-night stand might scandalize much of Ponyville, but it's not like one-night stands never happen, either. AJ could, quite reasonably, even prefer them considering her family situation, and not wanting to get involved in something that could complicate the farm's future.
I've lost most of my enjoyment in horse tales. The two things that keep me here are An Escort's Journal and Stardust. For that, I thank you.
Now if you wouldn't mind some advice:
'“Right, right, *hehehe*.” She chuckled nervously again before standing up. ' Maybe it's just a personal thing, but I really don't like laughter spelled out as hahaha. You said that she chuckled, so the reader is informed that Twilight is apparently in a happy mood and expressing it by laughter. The hehe is just a rather unnecessary addition, which, for me, breaks the flow a little bit.
Just a thought.
Thanks for all your great work. You have no idea how much I appreciate this story.
Another fucking great chapter. I love how AJ got her comeuppance. Good stuff!
....oh shit...she will blame guilty and horrible mob related things will happen....next apple reunion is gonna be really bad for guilty
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Good to see Guilty continue to develop as a character, and as always, I'm looking forward to where you go with this.
Am I the only one concerned about the Mantle Rays?
I have a slight inclination as to what is coming and i love it.
Really needed this today, this story is one of those things that gets me through my weeks.
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Aaw, sounds like you've had a rough week.
I'm glad you take something positive away from my material.
I have to admit. I am beginning to adore Crook.
I can not tell you how much I wanted this chapter i hate waiting, but for this? ...maybe.
Words cannot describe how much I adore this story
Good on ya, Crook.
Crook is a awesome mother fucker, apple jack can eat a pile of escort dick.
I LOVE THIS STORY SO MUCH!!!! It is awesome!.
Sweet titty fucking Christ this might be one of the most well written fanfictions I have ever seen. Fucking brilliant.
Okay, if Waffle Blitz is not a fucking shout out to Waffle Crisp, I'm calling bull.
Because the way you describe it is EXACTLY the way I would. Freaking LOVE that cereal.
Suck on that AJ!
Waffle crisp is delicious. That smell does not get off you for a day or two, though.
dat ending was priceless to me
Honest to god, i almost killed myself with a sandwich when i read that. I was in the middle of swallowing, and then i started laughing and almost choked. That was just fucking gold.
Great conversation with Twilight (and IMO she needs to drop that guy like a rotten tomato, but I may be biased because of the yelling).
I'm glad Crook did what he did in the order he did. If he had revealed himself as a stud after sleeping with AJ, I can't quite imagine where the shit would land after hitting the fan.
And Pinkie...
Bucking Loved It!
Every day I hope to write something this good. *sigh*
SWEET Another chapter, and so soon!
Hilarious reaction, yeah he just blow his own mind. Going to be very VERY interesting seeing Derpy's next session
And that... is one hell of a scene to walk in on...
Well, I actually saw that offer coming. To bad he's wasn't in the mood, that would have been one hell of a night.
Awww that was nice of her. And... nope in no way surprised at that either. Don't feel bad Guilty, trying to make sense of Pinkie is something you'd never do, even without the hangover.
Okay, shot glass of syrup got me laughing.
Well, she seems perfectly fine with your line of work, though, yeah might be different if you two were in a real relationship. Really can't wait till he finally tells her, hope it's not dragged out to long, those kinds of plots tend to get old quick. Though really really want to see her reaction
Yeah, sure, Crook's fault. Though, really is nice to see Guilty using his talent like that, just helping to help. I mean I do understand why he prefers not to, and is a valid reason. But at the same time, being able to do it now and then like this. Helping out ponies just to be nice, will go a long way to discrediting AJ's shit.
And occasionally, even a therapist needs someone to talk to. This must have been building for so long.. really nice he's finally getting some of those years of issues out. Connecting with another pony. Really, this whole scene with Twi has been amazing.
... and off she goes. Sorry Guilty but, you're in for a lecture on the entire history of pon mating habits now, might as well strap in. Somehow.. her reducing this to an overly complex math problem... is just so her.
And, why do I see this fic ending with Guilty switching jobs to become a relationship counselor?
And now his turn... oooh this is going to be good. Bout damn time you got this stuff off your chest
Great Guilty.. you just broke Twilight....
So, incoming volcanic subplot?
Crook.... oh, this is going to be either really really epic, or really really embarrassing.
EPIC, definitely epic! And now I'm torn... on the one hoof, I really hate seeing one of the Mane 6 getting treated like that... on the other, AJ here really really deserved it... damnit.. why couldn't this have been another OC, or even a background pony.. why'd it have to be AJ....
Okay, this chapter... just freaking amazing. Really just... just awesome. Guilty opening up, starting to connect to other ponies, actually make friends, That changeling doing a really really bad job at impersonating AJ getting some of what's coming to her. This story just gets better and better. Can't wait for the next part, and really really REALLY want to see Derpy and Guilty work out, they are just so damn perfect together.
3164554 And Rarity. She's a regular for him, don't forget.
Mantle Rays? I have a bad feeling you're going to turn this into something needing an adventure tag. Or maybe a side-story about Twilight that needs an adventure tag.
Hm. Yes, quite. Indeed.