Meanwhile, on the other side of town, a tyrannosaurus rex wearing a tuxedo was enjoying his early-afternoon tea.
With his tiny but strong arms, he held the cup up to his nostrils and took a long inhale. "Ahhh, heavenly." The aroma of the fragrant Longleaf Ashfall tea engulfed his senses. A native of Equestria's Dragon Domain, the tuxedo'd reptile made sure his pantry was well-stocked with tea from home. He took a sip from the piping hot cup and resumed reading the paper on his front porch.
He sneered at the paper. "Bah! COW is down again. Reginald!" he called.
"Yes, sir?" his crystal pony manservant answered from the kitchen.
"Remind me to phone Winston and Grisham back home. If they're looking to make good on that trust fund, tell them now's the time."
"Yes sir, I'll pencil it in right before four."
"Reginald!" the t-rex slammed down the paper in his lap, "How many times have I told you? One does NOT schedule anything BEFORE tea!"
"Ah, terribly sorry, sir. After four, then?"
"After four, Reginald, AFTER four."
"Very good, sir."
The tuxedo'd reptile picked up the newspaper again and turned the page. As he began at the top, the glint of something caught his eye in the sky above town. The golden hide of some odd machine holding up some other larger contraption shimmered in the distance.
Leaning forward, he adjusted his monocle, not believing what he saw. He squinted, blinked but the vision did not change. He held up his tea and sniffed again. "Reginald!" he called once more.
"Yes, sir?"
"What the devil did you put in my tea?!"
The crystal pony, Reginald walked out to the porch. "Nothing, sir. It's Longleaf Ashfall, just as you specified."
He gave the cup back to his manservant. "Well, go put something in it! I am witnessing sights that are most strange to behold!"
"Yes, sirā¦ umā¦ what would you like me to add to it?"
"Something strong, Reginald, something strong! And hurry!" the reptile huffed. "Most bizarre developments are underfoot and I shan't be facing unprepared!"
"Of course, sir, right away, sir."
As his manservant departed, the t-rex carefully folded the newspaper and sat it down. From his vest pocket, he retrieved a pair of opera glasses and viewed the sight in the sky ahead of him. "My wordā¦" He focused on the larger object and the letters underneath it. "Good heavens! Pirates! It's the griffons, Reginald- the griffons are plundering Ponyville!"
Reginald poked his head out of the kitchen again. "Will you still be wanting tea, sir?"
"Nonsense, Reginald, fetch the coats! We're off to the library!" he said, getting up. "Opportunity doesn't tarry and neither must we!"
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Oh, dear.
7230091 Heehehe, I didn't know you were in this story
hohoho.
To Barro, smashing job!
7230139 If somebody wants a part, I make room. Somebody wants a piece, they get a piece. This story is meant to be loved and shared. But it's mainly and mostly about an angry, borderline sociopathic arsonist, a passionate lawyer, a nervous-yet-nerdy princess, a quirky-yet-quizzical queen and a ball of fluff that we don't know where it came from. There's plenty of room for new passengers to join the ride but it's being driven by the guys you know and love.
7230091 I hope that's a good oh dear.
Oh dear is right. Reginald really ought to be enrolled in the Alfred Pennyworth Butlering School, Majoring in Spec Ops, Minor in Xenocryptography, System Compromise and Penetration, or the advanced application of a nice hot cup of tea?
... Okay then? Is probably too much to hope that he wants to take the Blueballs's gear?
7230156
True, true, and this is one hell of a slice of pie you're giving us all, hahaha!
A glorious story we can all enjoy, makes me smile when I see an update for it in my feed.
Keep it up you glorious goob!
7230263 We have something special planned for Mr. Tux and Reginald. You'll be seeing them again as soon as we have things wrapped up with Grasp.
7230399
Wait, this is canon!?
XD
7230156
I have yet to find out, haven't i? That makes it an unsure "Oh Dear."
7230612 It's all canon.
7230617 Well, were you at least happy with what you read so far? If it's too soon, you can say so but the cameos and additions are meant to please you, the audience and me writing it. Like when Lightning fought Discord. Mr. Kitten was a bit unnerved when his OC essentially pulped the classic villain so I pumped the breaks on him. It's not like any of this can't be rewritten.
But it can't be unwritten. Or unread. So, I like to think it all exists in some form. If you don't want it to be there, it can be removed or changed and if you want it unremoved then we can do that, too. It's a huge universe so there's room for all sorts of stuff. If you don't believe me, start thinking about Mr. Tux himself.
He's a t-rex, kind of out of place in the show, right? But he can seem more in place by using an equal creature. Like a dragon. Huge, massive dragon? And I've already added huge, massive, robots? It's no longer a stretch for Optimus Prime to appear in this universe now. We have a LOT of room.
Now, if these things are too outlandish, we can take them out and put them in a separate chapter like the deleted scenes. We got the freedom to do what every we want- the only constant is, every Saturday, Dan fights for the future of Equestria and learns more about how his pseudo-violent tendencies can be used to help defend his friends.
And yeah, we're shipping DanxChryssie like it's on a turbo nuclear yacht.
7230735
Seems legit.
Did I say I was unnerved about Lightning's fight with Discord? 'Cause I don't remember, as far as I know I've liked everything you've done with Lightning.
7230958 Ah, well he is an integral part now so I hope you'll enjoy what's to come
7231021
Don't worry. I expect I will :D
7230399 Huh, alright.
... Actually, coming to think of it, why doesn't Grasp just fire now? Blueballs can't exactly hax dodge or deflect while holding the ship.
May I have a spot? My character, is that is also my icon, his info is below:
Name: Golden-Age Knowledge
Personality:
Has three main Personalities.
Dark: Any and all dark or negative thoughts come from this one; is good at conversations with those who are evil -------- and great at back-stabbing (figuratively).
Light: Any and all nice or positive thoughts come from this one; is good at conversations with those who are -------- good; great at making deals he can keep.
Neutral: Any thought of not trying to bother you or trying to be neutral come from this one; is good at -------- conversations with anyone, but mainly with civilians and can back-stab those who deserve it, and keep -------- good on deals with those who deserve them.
Age: ???
Reason: Has been teleported from his universe, like Dan, to this one except he is from a different Equestria and -------- he hit his head on a rock after being teleported and doesn't remember his birthday or age.
Species: Alicorn-Cyborg
Description for Information Above: Was once a normal alicorn of unknown origin, but was in an accident regarding Tyrek and him blowing up a tree library. This accident made him both of his wings, his entire horn, and his right eye; yet after a few year he made his own fully operational prosthetics for his wings, his horn, and his eye.
Cutie Mark:
It is not able to be seen here, but it is three golden clockwork gears all connected with a scroll behind them.
Misc.:
Types of Magic: He can use normal unicorn magic, alicorn magic, and light and dark magic.
Talent: Able to make blueprints for machines in ALMOST any situation or able to make machines for ALMOST any situations (this depends on his environment and the nearest materials)
Allies: He can befriend just about anyone, or become enemies with just about anyone.
7232559 If not this season, then definitely the next. This episode has enough for right now, if we find a nice spot for him, maybe as a cameo, we'll toss him in there. But if you like, you are free to add him in the background if you like, imagine him in crowd scenes in such. Yeah, I know that's not really a big deal but some people actually don't even allow that in their works. Bizarre.
So, if we find a nice spot for him this season, we'll squeeze him in. Alicorns are kind of difficult to work with so please bare with me. Would it be okay if we called him Golden Age for short?
Okay now I need something strong after imagining a T-Rex drinking tea with those teeny arms
Just curious, is this the same Rex that smashed Dan's car?
Either way I hope to see more of him and Reginald later ^_^
7234989 Perhaps it's a relativeā¦ either way, ve have plans for Mr. Tux. Plans indeed...
7233054 No problem, I saw that chapter and was like *very loud gasp* and I had to find that old GDoc in a long forgotten time, where it had my icon/OC's name description and everything. Oh and yes to the name thing.
7235083
See, that makes me worried because he didn't arrive in time for the end of the fights.
Which can only mean one thing.
It's going to be a regular thing.