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The Minister of Scones


"You can use that cupboard over there labelled 'Good French Things'. It's empty."

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When Fluttershy's parents learn of how well she did at flight camp they decide to have her go to another camp, only this time on the ground. They believe this new experience will help her get out of her shell and to make many new friends.

They hope.

Adorableness ensues.

Cover art belongs to the talented Dividedby-ZER0. The artist is very talented so do go check him out.

I have to thank my editors for the splendid job in getting this story to what is. First JP Sanders, who helped getting the bits and bobs and giving advice for how the story should go. Another editor, who JP Sanders invited, was Lunatone. This editor helped me a great deal with getting the story right and even making the story flow. Both of these editors have my utmost thanks.

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Long before Twilight and her friends met one another and began reforming villains, equestria had to deal with them much more harshly. To do this, Celestia and Luna once again relied on heroes to solve problems.

Steele Breaker, a young unicorn living with his uncle in a small village, is nothing more than a simple merchant. His talent, however, is swordsmanship. He practices when he can, using a sword left to him by his parents, but he rarely has the free time.

If only he knew just how much that sword was going to come in handy.

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I'm a spiteful old man. I've spent my entire life trying to fulfill my wish. The same thing every one of us wants.

The year is 2070. I'm the last brony alive, 82 years old. But I did it. I created the portal. And I'm jumping through. No regrets.


I've actually finished writing this story! Can you believe it? It's also available in book form, Click Here to go to lulu.com

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The Cutie Mark Crusaders try and summon a demon.

Unfortunately, they get something far worse.

On the bright side: this may finally get them their cutie marks.


Written for the Everfree Northwest Pre-Con Contest, using the prompt "Making New Friends". Pre-read by Carapace and auramane, and edited by auramane.

Special thanks to OleGrayMane for volunteering to give additional and very thorough editing. Just as special thanks to Miller Minus for inspiring this monstrosity in the first place.

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There's a reason ponies don't practice un-magic much, mostly because it's a lot like regular magic except more dangerous and less predictable. But for some ponies, un-magic is worth the price.

Humble Pie is one of those ponies.

Too bad the price seems to be blowing up Twilight Sparkle's castle at the behest of a voice on a radio.

To re-iterate: there's a reason ponies don't practice un-magic much.

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Have you met Shutterfly?

No, not Fluttershy. One's a pegasus mare with a yellow coat and pink mane whose talent is communication with animals, and the other is a pegasus mare with a pink coat and yellow mane who can print pictures on pretty much any solid surface. There's no way any reasonable pony would get the two confused, not when Shutterfly just opened up her print shop today, introducing herself to the town through a group of Special Limited-Time Offers!

That's right. She just got into town today. And she'll be leaving tonight.

Because Shutterfly's skill is for printing pictures on things. But her talent is for being really, really annoying...


Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.

Rated MC for MetaCrack

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When Twilight got her new castle, she had no idea just how big it was, there are 3 separate ballrooms just to start. Luckily, Princess Celestia did, and had the foresight to send some help. It might only be one pony, but he's definitely a real marvel.


Set directly after Castle Sweet Castle


Based primarily on the British TV show Jeeves and Wooster.


Currently a One-Shot, but more chapters may be added depending on interest.
Due to popular demand, more chapters shall be written.


13/09/2016 This got on the popular stories tab, I'm honored.

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Prince Blueblood. Last of his Noble line. Canterlot's most eligible bachelor. Aristocratic, affluent, and arrogant. But, surprisingly enough, a stallion who knows what is truly important in life: Family.

Placed fourth in the January 2016 Write-Off Event: Look, I Can Explain.

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When do you say goodbye to a friend? Is it when they leave or when you have forgotten them? If you hold your friends close to your heart, you will never say goodbye.

Summer vacation has arrived and Sunset Shimmer finds herself alone. Her only friends are busy with their own summer plans leaving Sunset to figure out what one does when they are alone. A chance encounter with a strange, blank book changes that. Now she will help a friend rediscover that a friend kept in your heart is never really gone. And perhaps she will learn a bit about friendship herself along the way from her new friend of no brain.

Featured 11/3/2015 and 5/3/2016
You guys are awesome!

Now with fan art.
Big thanks to the artist.

Sunset and Pooh by Aku

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Every week, Equestria's princesses take a break from ruling their kingdom and discuss life. Usually over coffee.

Here are their assorted conversations.


Cover art by Grennadder. The story is marked complete because it's not a writing priority of mine, more a palette cleanser I come back to between harder projects

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