(Touhou Crossover)
Pre-reading by Garlude Galaxia

When a portal storm, a cataclysmic cosmic event, the likes of which have never been recorded in any history, strikes the Eastern Seaboard of Equestria along with several other locations, many beings that do not belong end up inside Equestrian territory.

Marisa Kirisame is one of them. She's not very happy about it.

However, the Equestrian Government soon catch up to the witch, and offer her a choice - Spend an indefinite amount of time in a research cell, or to join a covert unit, known as the "13th Night Fighter Squadron," hunt down the other invaders, and earn her freedom.

So, with many questions swimming around her head, like "How is spoken Equestrian exactly the same as spoken Japanese?" and "Why is everything I know about biology wrong in this world?" Marisa must gain freedom and go home the only way she knows how: Shoot everything that moves.

Cover Image drawn by suparu (detteiu) taken from Danbooru.

Twilight Sparkle is thirsty, and she wishes for a glass of water. Sadly, water is expensive. She must adventure across the United States of Equestria, and adventure into her own heart in order to obtain the clear liquid.

Rainbow Dash is madly in love with Soarin, and when a gesture goes too far, Soarin decides to defect to the United States rather than face down the love-mad Element bearer ever again.

Join Soarin as he deals with his crazy stalker, the crazy world and crazy geopolitical events. Can he find refuge at the Super-Heavy Flying Fortress White House with President Bro Strider, or will an enraged Rainbow Dash end his plans and do something really damn crazy? Only the strangely tsundere Queen Chrysalis can save him now.

The long awaited (Read: Nobody wanted this or asked for it) sequel to ‘Dash and Twilight Get The Munchies.’ Proof-read by Atlas Nebula.

After a series of unfortunate events, Reimu Hakurei and Marisa Kirisame end up transported to Ponyville, putting Gensokyo in mortal danger. However, they didn't expect to have a third human joining them - A man in a uniform, whose humanity is debatable.

Can they survive the perils of Equestria until Yukari finally wakes up and figures out they're missing? Will the mystery of Mobius One ever be solved? How is he such a badass pilot, like an airborne Stig?

And can Reimu and Marisa live with him and each other without going absolutely insane?

electreXcessive helped me a lot with this! Thanks man!

Touhou and Ace Combat crossover.

The traitorous princess, Twilight Sparkle, has deposed the Royal Sisters. All of Equestria has fallen to her. Only one stallion stands before her. Her own brother, Shining Armor. And it will be a sibling fight to end all sibling fights.

Wrote in about two hours.

Universes are fragile. They are old, and one knock can send them on a destructive course that nothing can stop. Once this happens, the entire Omniverse is threatened. Reality rips itself apart like an angry child with a napkin. Civilisations fall. Oceans boil. Blood rains from the skies. Hope surrenders. Bravery retreats, and all is lost.

When universes MLP-4 and RL-0 collide and combine, what can stop them from absorbing the whole Omniverse into a hellish, cosmic nightmare of the gods?

Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle, who are stoned out of their minds on poison joke mixed with some rancid frosting from Sugarcube Corner, decide to find a good place to eat. They must adventure around The Glorious People's United States of Democratic America, trying not to break things, and they must defeat the evils that stand before them, and some goddamn tacos.

This is what happens when I re-purpose old ideas for old fanfics. You can either take it seriously, as a masterpiece of human literature, in which Shakespeare would weep at, before running home to wear MCR shirts and cry about how goffick he is, like a My Immortal character, or not, in which case I hope you get a few laughs from it. Maybe it would even be in your interest to give a upvote or a comment. But deep down, you know stories about intoxicated equines with mythical properties won't change the fact that you live a bleak existence, in which millions of humans starve, and yet there are charities for endangered animals, or that billions of dollars are spent on new weapons to humanely murder other humans. The message is always the same: Be nice to people, but beat out the competition! You won't find a reason for free will after such thoughts. We give you freedom, and you abuse it. Read the fic or not. We're done here.

Whew. Sorry, I went on a Patriot rant there. But yeah, this is most likely not meant to be taken absolutely seriously. And if you do, might I recommend that you stop caring about a random fanfic author that wrote a story about two ponies getting high, and instead focus on your education, or your career?

Fluttershy has been writing letters to her personal idol, Samuel L. Jackson, for seventeen years. Not once has he ever wrote back.

One day, he does write back. He challenges Fluttershy to obtain the Elements of Asskicking and become the Milky Way's most fearsome, most toughest, most skilled badass, and only then, will she become his personal student.

Will Fluttershy succeed in her noble quest?