The Path of the Righteous Pony

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Fluttershy has been writing letters to her personal idol, Samuel L. Jackson, for seventeen years. Not once has he ever wrote back.

One day, he does write back. He challenges Fluttershy to obtain the Elements of Asskicking and become the Milky Way's most fearsome, most toughest, most skilled badass, and only then, will she become his personal student.

Will Fluttershy succeed in her noble quest?

Chapters (12)

The Letter. · 26th Nov 2012 · 1,165 words
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The Quest Begins · 28th Nov 2012 · 825 words
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Planet Zebes · 4th Dec 2012 · 821 words
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Australia · 13th Dec 2012 · 2,069 words
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Teufort · 22nd Dec 2012 · 1,335 words
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Komato Space · 30th Dec 2012 · 1,180 words
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Nearing Tadezocora... · 2nd Jan 2013 · 831 words
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Tadezocora · 4th Jan 2013 · 1,131 words
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Rooftop Confrontation · 5th Jan 2013 · 1,279 words
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Stilwater · 10th Jan 2013 · 1,480 words
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Valhalla · 18th Jan 2013 · 1,178 words
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Equestria (Epilogue) · 19th Jan 2013 · 690 words
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Khaos

Khaos #1 · Nov 26th, 2012 · 2 · · The Letter. ·

Okay, I can just tell this will be a story of badass proportions! I wish you luck, and hope you continue.
Also, it made me laugh, a lot.

Vidatu

Vidatu #2 · Nov 26th, 2012 · 3 · 1 · The Letter. ·

I'll admit, I was kinda hoping this would be horribly written, so I could link a vid of the ENGLISH! DO YOU SPEAK IT scene.

Will be watching this.

Khaos

Khaos #3 · Nov 28th, 2012 · 2 · · The Quest Begins ·

Oh new chapter...yes!!
Can't wait to see what awaits Flutters on Planet Zebes. And that pun? I thought it was funny

Khaos

Khaos #4 · Dec 4th, 2012 · · 1 · Planet Zebes ·

MADC3

MADC3 #5 · Dec 30th, 2012 · 1 · · Komato Space ·

That was AWESOME!

Khaos

Khaos #6 · Dec 31st, 2012 · 1 · · Komato Space ·

Words cannot describe the epic.

TheScribbler

TheScribbler #7 · Jan 3rd, 2013 · 1 · 1 · Nearing Tadezocora... ·

This is great. I did always like the idea of Valhalla. Everyone fights, and when they die, Everyone feasts, and over again.

Drynwhyl

Drynwhyl #8 · Jan 18th, 2013 · 1 · · Valhalla ·

Hell yes.

Listie The Scribe Maid

Listie The Scribe Maid #9 · Jan 19th, 2013 · · · Equestria (Epilogue) ·

(Joke) Alt. Title: Road To Randarkoverman

bebo31

bebo31 #10 · Jan 22nd, 2013 · 1 · · Stilwater ·

ouch!!!

bebo31

bebo31 #11 · Jan 22nd, 2013 · 1 · · Valhalla ·

FUS RO DAH!!

QuackyAzure

QuackyAzure #12 · Feb 1st, 2013 · · · Equestria (Epilogue) ·

Megusta. Megusta indeed. A moustache for you, sir.

Comment posted by Subatomic Seal deleted Apr 15th, 2013

QuackyAzure

QuackyAzure #14 · Apr 14th, 2013 · · · Equestria (Epilogue) ·

2401170 What you on about, bro? ಠ_ಠ

Steventheman

Steventheman #15 · Apr 15th, 2013 · 1 · · Equestria (Epilogue) ·

2401170

My true reasoning is simple.

I drank a metric fuckton of Coca Cola, was heavily sleep deprived and then I punched my keyboard until words and plot happened.

That is how I write anything, except I change the drink.

Subatomic Seal

Subatomic Seal #16 · Apr 15th, 2013 · · · Equestria (Epilogue) ·

2424498 The author's avatar. Sorry if you guys and/or girls didn't like the comment... I thought it was funny... I'll just take it down now...

QuackyAzure

QuackyAzure #17 · Apr 16th, 2013 · · · Equestria (Epilogue) ·

2428317 Aww.. But this story was soo perfect...

Steventheman

Steventheman #18 · Apr 16th, 2013 · · · Equestria (Epilogue) ·

2435387

But now the secret is revealed, you too can make up crazy shit!

*May require two years rugby playing experience followed by moderate head injury.

Chrome Masquerade

Chrome Masquerade #19 · Aug 9th, 2018 · 1 · · The Letter. ·

However, in order to do this, you must gather the Elements of Asskicking.
The Element of Explosions, held by the Space Pirates.
The Element of Dakka, held by the one known as The Heavy Weapons Guy.
The Element of Audacity, held by the most prolific villain of the Orion Arm, Ballbreaker the Psychotic.
The Element of Glory, held by the Komato General, known only as Tor.
The Element of Style, held by a space criminal, the Boss of the Third Street Saints.
And finally, the Element of Heroism, which resides within you. It breeds from your kindness, and your loyalty, and your will. You must unlock this secret power.
Gather all six of these artifacts, and you will challenge the might of the greatest gods of Valhalla's Eternal Battlefields. You will challenge the power of Celestia Dawnbreaker, of Alduin the Worldeater, of Sheogorath the Daedric Madgod, of Charles Barkley, of Kamina, and of myself.
I suggest you contact the Shadow Broker for the details of the current possessors.
May the motherfucking Force be with you.

M-M-M-MONSTER CROSSOVER COMBO!!!

Chrome Masquerade

Chrome Masquerade #20 · Aug 9th, 2018 · · · Planet Zebes ·

"Til ære for Valhalla." Kraid said, with a voice not his own. "Ta mitt Element. Jeg stige i krig, og i stigninga jeg i ære."
Fluttershy flew up into the air. Her eyes glowed with an eerie light. "Jeg hører deg, stipendiat kriger. Du kan bestige." she said, with the voice of the legion.

Huh?

Chrome Masquerade

Chrome Masquerade #21 · Aug 9th, 2018 · · · Nearing Tadezocora... ·

Nearing Tadezocora

I'm saying this right now. If any of them speak in rhymes.... I'm going to say it.

Chrome Masquerade

Chrome Masquerade #22 · Aug 9th, 2018 · · · Nearing Tadezocora... ·

He raised his hands into the air. "Samuel L. Jackson! Why have you betrayed me? You offer me unlimited glory, but then send your servant to kill me?! What of our deal!?"

https://m.

Chrome Masquerade

Chrome Masquerade #23 · Aug 9th, 2018 · · · Tadezocora ·

"Please, pony. Keep it civil." the torturer mocked. "We Komato love civil discussion. Haven't you ever been taught to respect your host?"
"I'll respect my host when you stop shocking me!" Fluttershy snarled. Another bolt fired. Fluttershy's face twisted in pain, but she kept silent. She looked at the mirror, and Stared.
The mirror shattered in a large explosion. A few shards of shrapnel hit Fluttershy, but she was too angry to care. The Komato torturer looked at Fluttershy. "What the fu-"
Fluttershy interrupted him with a Stare, and watched as his shield self-combusted. An alarm activated, and Fluttershy noticed what appeared to be a power box on the wall. Another Stare freed her from her bonds. She activated her lightsaber and cut through the two electric turrets.

Okay, that was awesome!

Chrome Masquerade

Chrome Masquerade #24 · Aug 9th, 2018 · · · Tadezocora ·

" Annihilate. "

https://m.

Chrome Masquerade

Chrome Masquerade #25 · Aug 9th, 2018 · · · Rooftop Confrontation ·

"You are halfway through your quest. You must now find The Boss of the Third Street Saints, a vicious gang. Once you obtain the Element of Style, you will finally be ready to obtain the Element of Audacity. May the motherfucking Force be with you."

It better not turn out to be a can of Saint's Flow.