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User ID: 39,852
Registered: 11th Jun 2012
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Story views: 3,680

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I'm just curious and I have a serious question for you guys. What is it about me or my writing that makes you want to follow me and or like my stories? Do you like my comedy stories, or my writing style? Do you like my riffs? What is the reason that you've decided to track me or my stories? Just curious.

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My Little Innuendos: Sex Jokes are Hilarious

Welcome, to the biggest collection of sexual innuendos that you will ever experience in your life. Because sometimes, situations are ambiguous. Sometimes we need to write something silly to get us out of a writing slump. Sometimes, ponies interact in the most inappropriate sounding ways possible. Don't act like you haven't seen it before, besides; who doesn't love a good sex joke every now and then?

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Solitary

I am alone. This is the way it must be.

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End of an Era: Ponykind's Folly

The fall of pony civilization. With tensions high and everything falling apart, everypony knew it was inevitable. Or was it? One pony, one of the remnants of civilization, looks back on the decisions make and how they could have gone differently. He asks the questions that plague his mind; how could this have been prevented? Why did this happen? Most importantly, where do we go from here; how do we move on?

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Spitfire's First Time

Spitfire and Soarin' share a special moment after hours! Soarin' introduces Spitfire to something that she's never experienced before. Will she be able to handle it?

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Innuendous Maximus

Twilight and Spike want a treat, but it seems difficult to get at the delicious contents! Follow their efforts as they go through methods both unorthodox and extreme to gain sustenance!

Author's Notes: Alright guys, so this fic is actually a collaborative effort between two authors. One being myself, and the other one being KillerSteel, whose user page can be found here.

Honestly, the guy is one amazing dude, and was a huge help in writing this fic, so if you like it, please stop by his user page and let him know that you liked it. Stop by his user page and maybe give him a watch, because honestly, he deserves it.

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Recollections of an Ordinary School Teacher

Cheerilee has always told everypony that her cutie mark represents her love for teaching, and her desire to help future generations grow and develop. How exactly did she come to realize her special talent though? A personal epiphany? An epic adventure? A tragic accident? After another failed experiment, the Cutie Mark Crusaders decide to ask Cheerilee for advice on how to obtain theirs; Cheerilee relays a tale of how she discovered her love for teaching, and the mare she knew she would be. (One Shot)

A simple story about how one serene moment can change our whole outlook on life and what we know about ourselves. Inspired after reading Pinkie Watches Paint Dry while sitting on my porch and looking at the rose bushes on my front lawn. I guess that's what happens when you contemplate life while observing nature's beauty.

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#353320 · 11w, 2h ago · · ·
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THanks for watching, mate! :pinkiehappy:

#281727 · 17w, 4d ago · · ·
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Journey of a lonely wanderer update?

Comment posted by Madhacker deleted at 10:00pm on the 7th of January, 2013
#265941 · 19w, 12h ago · · ·
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Elec, wouldn't your OC be biting the eraser off that pencil?

#262854 · 19w, 2d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the watch!

And I'll be looking into those stories soon, but no guarantee is to be made. Thank you for being forward though. I like that in comments. Just say what you gotta say, you know?

#241752 · 21w, 4d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the watch, Elec! It's very appreciated!

Cheers,

Blitz

#236492 · 22w, 3h ago · · ·
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Thanks for the FAV on HitS part two!

...HI! :heart:

#234406 · 22w, 1d ago · · ·
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Thanks for having favourited When You Fall, I Can't Catch You! :rainbowkiss:

#224874 · 23w, 6h ago · · 1 ·
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Literature about the sexual arts is prohibited as per People's Mandate #9807. You must cease and desist publication of these vile writings, or you will be arrested.

This is your only warning.

#224424 · 23w, 10h ago · · ·
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No idea why ya did it, but thank ya for the watch.

...Yeah, I don't really know what else to say.

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