Luna twirled the sandwich around with her telekinesis. Making plane noises, she propelled the food into Celestia's eye.
"Sis, what the fuck!?" Celestia shouted, throwing a knife at Luna.
"It's a fight!" Luna screamed delightedly. "Long have I wished for violence!"
"Last time we fought, your ass was on the Moon quicker than I could say: 'Dammit, Luna!'"
"Oh yeah. Fuck it." Luna said, levitating a 9mm bullet. With her magic, she fired the round. The bullet ricocheted away from the sisters and out the window. Outside, a guardspony screamed.
"Oh dear. He had five foals and was getting married in an hour." Celestia said, casually drinking tea.
The tea shook. Celestia looked around to see if Godzilla had come for a favor. Instead, it was Satan, ten times his normal size, walking to the window.
"Satan!?" Celestia spat. "What are you doing here!? The divorce was final, get over it!"
"No, dear. The Council of Horrorterrors have asked me to deliver a message." Satan cleared his throat. "All divines must report to the Furthest Ring, or we're all fucked."
"Why?"
"Omniversal destruction is imminent."
"Fuck that." the sisters said in unison. "What about the tourists?" Luna asked.
"Fuck them." Celestia said.
"If you insist, Tia..."
"No, not like that!"
Pinkie looked into the abyss, and the abyss did not dare to stare back at her, the Daughter of Those Who Cannot Be Known, Sister of the Horrorterrors, Maiden of The Cosmos, Knight of Hopelessness. Pinkie Pie possessed many names and titles, known to many civilisations. It would take many screams of the One to utter them all.
"Every universe...Is at my mercy!" she shouted. "All those live and all that die! I am the Omniverse! I AM REALITY. I AM PINKIE PIE. FUCKING FEAR ME OR BE CUT DOWN LIKE EVERYTHING THAT CAME BEFORE YOU!"
The abyss retreated in fear. It could not simply comprehend Pinkie. She was the Mortal That Never Dies.
"Sister." The abyss howled. "What the fuck was all that about?"
"I gotta practise, right?" Pinkie smiled.
"Yes. You are doing well. What do you need."
"Omniversal destruction is imminent, brother."
"Fuck that." the abyss said. "Omniverse delivers my milk."
"So, will you go to the Furthest Ring?"
"Later, sister. I must first sort these damned souls."
"Okay!" Pinkie said, before flying away to spread her message.
God threw the Xbox controller against His wall. "I FUCKING HATE CAMPERS!" He boomed, before finding the camper, and sending every rapist in the city he inhabited to his house. "That'll learn him."
There was a knock at the door.
"Come in!" God said. Jesus opened the door to God's Playing Field.
Jesus walked in. "Mom and Auntie Luna was here yesterday, wasn't she?"
God sighed. "Yes son, they were."
"...Did they leave cookies?"
God coughed. "No. Their oven was broke."
"Aww..."
Jesus picked up an Xbox controller, wishing he could go live with his much more benevolent mother instead. God picked up the broken one, and repaired it with Godpowers(TM)
Pinkie faced down the Horrorterror before her.
"Brother! You block my path! Get out of the fuckin' way!" Pinkie shouted.
"Sister, I shall not." the Horrorterror replied.
"Why?"
"Because you used to wedgie me all the time and it really hurt." the Horrorterror said, like a wimp.
"Fuck this." Pinkie said. She picked up the Horrorterror and threw it into the Infinite.
"Sister, why?!" it screamed as it flew into the Border of Existence.
"Because you're an ass!" Pinkie shouted in reply.
Fancy Pants looked down the street. There were strange bipeds there, beyond his understanding. They were wearing garments which bore...palm tree leaves? And they wore headgear with a strange flag. Around their necks, swung cameras. Most were appallingly overweight, and they spoke with accents that were upsetting his wife.
"What the heck is this?!" he shouted. One walked up to him.
"Hey, buddy, where's all the carnivals?! My kids are bored around here!"
"I-I-I don't know, sir!" Fancy Pants stuttered.
"Well, aren't you a waiter or something?"
"I most certainly am not! I am a businesspony!" Fancy Pants said, worried that the creature would kill him, and kidnap Fleur de Lis and do awful, unspeakable things to his foals. Fancy Pants readied himself to defend his honor, his family and his culture.
"Funny name...for a COMMUNIST!" the being said, angrily.
The strange being walked away. Fancy Pants sat on a bench. "Holy shit..."