"Individuals. You are now charged with multiple anti-civil violations. Anticitizen status approved. Implicit citizenship revoked. Status: Malignant." the Civil Protection officers said. Twilight blasted a few times from behind a car, shooting the officer in the leg. "Officer down! Come to my 10-20!"
Dash kicked the car. It sailed through the air and smashed into the CP APC, killing a few more officers. Finally, there was one officer left, he looked at the ponies, before shrugging and running away.
"Shit, what do we do?" Dash said.
"There was a song that the Princess wouldn't let me listen to when I was younger. I know the words though..." Twilight said.
"What?"
"Do the impossible, see the invisible. Row row, fight da power?"
"...She's done it again. Stop being so smart!" Dash said, kicking a wounded Civil Protection officer in the head, decapitating him.
"Never!"
A CCTV camera focused on the scene. On the other side, a man in a brown suit slammed his fist on a metal desk, before picking up an electric guitar and walking out of the room...
"Men!" the man said to a crowd of Civil Protection officers, holding MP7 submachine guns. "I have new orders!"
He readied his guitar. Two officers behind him formed a band. One on drums and one with a bass guitar. A camera lowered down to him, and began projecting to every television in the city.
"This is Administrator Breen! I have an important message to our most recent anticitizens..." He took a pick made out of gold and platinum, and began playing a tune. The officers recognised the song. A microphone rose from the floor to Breen's mouth. "Alright!"
We are scanning the scene
in the city tonight
We are looking for you
to start up a fight
There is an evil feeling
in our brains
But it is nothing new
you know it drives us insane
A few Civil Protection officers began nodding their heads to the beat. They activated the speakers in their masks and sang along with Breen.
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
The officers were fully rocking out now. Breen made a middle finger gesture to the camera, before continuing.
There is no escape
and that is for sure
This is the end we won't take any more
Say goodbye
to the world you live in
You have always been taking
but now you're giving
The officers and Breen repeated the chorus. In the city, a few citizens were starting to like the song. Twilight and Dash looked at the screen.
"Is this how human politicians operate?" Twilight asked.
"Fuck if I know, but it's awesome!" Dash replied.
The Civil Protection officers held up emergency flares as Breen entered the guitar solo. As Breen played, the Citadel began releasing thousands of flying scanners. More officers, armed with SMGs and surgical strike units ran out the door. Dash began headbanging and Twilight shot another officer wielding a pistol with her magic.
Our brains are on fire
with the feeling to kill
And it won't go away
until our dreams are fulfilled
There is only one thing
on our minds
Don't try running away
`cause you're the ones we will find!
A Hunter-Killer helicopter warmed up its engines. The pilot gave a thumbs up to the ground crew, before lifting into the air and turning on it's searchlight to look for the anticitizens.
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Breen played the guitar louder than ever. An officer turned the amps up to eleven. Finally, the song ended. The officers cheered, before running off to apprehend the anticitizen ponies.
"Locate, Isolate, Stabilize." the squad leader commanded.
"I am so fucking awesome." Breen said, before high-fiving the drummer and bass guitarist. All over the city, Civil Protection and even citizens cheered. Of course, it was so that they wouldn't be beaten for not liking the song.