The two mares continued down the street. Eventually, they reached a bus stop. It was vandalised, with graffiti seeming to illustrate a war between a pony racist and a human racist before reaching a compromise that hybrids were scum. Dash grunted. "I don't see their problem."
"What do you mean?" Twilight replied.
"I mean, why can't every motherfucker just chill, hold hands and just enjoy shit rather than be douchefaces about everything?"
"That's an awesome question." Twilight said. She raised her hoof to her mouth. "Why can't all you guys just chill the fuck out?!"
A human popped his head out of a window. "Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to watch a movie! God damn!"
Dash turned to the human. "Didn't you hear the violet genius here? Chill!"
"Yeah!" Twilight added.
"Get the fuck off my street." the human said, before retreating back into his home.
"What was his problem?"
"Wife probably left him and we interrupted his fap?"
"Haha, what a story..."
"Mr. President!" the general called. "Mr. President, we have a crisis!"
"General Ripper?" the President said. "What is it?"
"Do you remember Michael Wilson?"
"The former president? Yes, vaguely."
"Mr. President." General Ripper paused. "Michael Wilson has secured a Japanese-made Advanced Combat Mech, called the Metal Wolf, and has just invaded Los Angeles Penal Colony."
The President dropped his briefcase. "Good God." he said, rubbing his forehead. "What are the California Freedom Police doing?"
"They engaged the mech, but it's not looking good. We also have a secondary crisis. Shadow Moses Island has been captured by the Next Generation Special Forces. FOXHOUND has defected and they have the DARPA chief and the President of ArmsTech hostage...There is more distressing news. The key to defeating Michael Wilson is on that island."
"You mean..?"
"Metal Gear REX, yes, sir." General Ripper sighed. "They have a nuclear weapon, and they are threatening to use it against you. The Secretary of State is recommending we nuke Shadow Moses and get on with our lives."
"But we need REX to defeat the Metal Wolf!"
"Sir, I know a man who can get REX back..." General Ripper reached into his coat and produced a document. "He's known as Solid Snake. Ex-FOXHOUND. He's saved this country more times than my wife's agreed to anal, sir."
The President looked over the document, and looked at the general. "Get him there."
"911, what's your emergency?" the operator said, holding her coffee.
"Yeah, there's a pair of pony stoners outside my house pissing on my car, ranting about the color pink." a clearly angry voice said.
"Sir, have you tried chasing them off?"
"No damn way! They're stoners! They'll eat me!"
The operator sighed. "Fine sir, we have traced your location and Civil Protection forces are inbound. Please try and keep the suspects in place."
"Officers closing on suspect." a Civil Protection officer spoke into his mouthpiece. "This'll be a quick one."
The other officers in the APC warmed up their stunsticks, and checked their USP Matches. The APC halted, and the doors opened.
"All units, code 1999, Inquire, Operate, Desist."
The officers surrounded Dash and Twilight. They looked around at the masked men.
"Individuals. You are convicted of socio-endangerment Level 3. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be used against you in a court of law. Do you understand?"
The ponies were silent, staring at the arresting officers.
"Do you understand?!"
"No!" Twilight shouted. "Fuck off! I ain't done shit!"
"Abusive language to officer. Street warning issued."
Twilight's horn lit up and blasted the officer through the head. His suit whined before calling for additional officers.
"We are so fucked." Dash said, before kicking an officer in the groin.