We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

"It's simple. We kill the Mykan." ~Johoker

I did things, once.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

"You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people, and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane?"

irresistible

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

An enigma as vexing as life itself.