Pleasant dreams, but please don't sleep too long...

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

"Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world. For indeed, that's all who ever have." ~ Margaret Mead

Fanfic Reader, Voice Actor, Narrator, and Artist

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You can't give up your laughter 'cause you're scared of a little pain; rainbows won't up the sky unless you let it rain. —Autumn Blaze

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I make both fanart and fanfic. I draw all my cover images myself, and I take art and writing commissions!

Not a changeling.

GodKing Of Equestria

Eyy, I'm writin 'ere!

Its been 'one of those days' for over seven years now

Silence amongst the sinful.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Hello, dear listener. Enter freely and of your own will. (Podfic narrator on hiatus; any pronouns)

I see it all, I see it all, I see it all, I see it all, I see it all, I see it all, I see it all, I see it all, I see it all, I see it all, I see it all

justified with empty words, the party just gets better and better

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Greetings, my friend! I’m Elijah. Talk to me anytime! ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)

Your mom says I'm very handsome

Local bunny fella || Don't worry, stories are coming still...

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Any normal person would have stopped bothering by now.

eating cum

Klaatu barada nikto =^.^=

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in horsefic, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

Just a lesbian with a laptop.

I am a nightmare / and you are a Miracle

I like to write bizarre and cloppy things on a whim. Forgive me.

Ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies. And changelings too.

sup! im really kind and love the show and its charaters but you know how it be when those tingly feelings get involved. like my style? talk to me about custom stories and comissions!

"A story is not a machine that does what you tell it. A story is a beast with a life of its own" - Alan Wake

Write what you like, and like what you write.

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

space is a waste

Let me write

On the edge of a knife.

Only the spiciest of content from the spiciest substance on earth

Now, and at the hour of our love

i'm coming up short in a life worth nothing

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk