No bio right now! Gotta make this account in 10 seconds flat!

Inspired by the antics of a good friend. Imploding Colon

I'm Anthony. :)

I write fanfics when other, more noble projects won't cooperate.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

Why knop?

Just a plain user here with a penchant for stories, roleplay, computers, and SCIENCE. Also looking into writing my own stories too! Just as soon as I fix my horrendous English... Oh, and I do art too.

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

I like booty, white fur, and fucking bitches. Not white fur bitches, cause those don't exist. And don't insinuate they do, or I'll kill you.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

time is a crime

yo doggie dog

All that I touch seems to break in my hands, then it just bursts into flames.

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

A Pasty Plebeian Pencil Pusher

I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

Attending Harvard, still got time for ponies.

I am just living day to day reading about ponies.

Recently back from the dead; I conquered all of Hell.

8000 soldiers!

u w0t m8

Just here to read, and write, some FanFic. I really enjoy this stuff, so if you ever need an editor I can look it over for you, just hit me up!

I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.