• Member Since 2nd Mar, 2012
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TheSkaBouncer


No bio right now! Gotta make this account in 10 seconds flat!

Aug
28th
2013

I Have Returned! · 9:58am Aug 28th, 2013

I'm finally back from my (nearly) two month long journey in Europe!
For those who didn't know, and thought I was dead, well now you know.

Upon returning to me trusty laptop, I found THIS.

What, the honest fuck, has happened around here...

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Jun
14th
2013

Changing my Username + 4chan Related Biz. · 8:05pm Jun 14th, 2013

Hello again, everyone.

Today I will be renouncing my name, in place for a new one.
Seriously, my username is shit. It's kinda immature now and it looks bad.

From now on, I shall be known as...

THE SKA BOUNCER.

...Or Bouncer for short.

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May
13th
2013

Equestria Fuckall · 5:45am May 13th, 2013

WELL FUCK.

HERE IT IS.

At first, I was

But now I'm

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May
2nd
2013

I maed dis 4 u · 12:51am May 2nd, 2013

Recently was on a Rarity x Kurt Cobain thread started by the Great and Fapulous Regidar.
I just had to write this.

>Kurt felt lonely one day.
>He felt lonely a lot of days.
>Sometimes he wished he had a friend to talk to.
>One day, a pony poof'd out of nowhere.
"Hello, I'm Rarity," said the pony. "I'm here to make you less lonely."

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Apr
24th
2013

Click Here To Add a New Blog Post. · 1:53am Apr 24th, 2013

Here's a new blog because I haven't done one in a while.

I'm an official part of the Browser Pone Threads on /mlp/.
I'm currently writing a Pandora Radio fic that's coming along nicely, I believe.
You can check it out on my Pastebin once the first chapter is up.

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Apr
15th
2013

"Bronies Stand United" Application · 11:00pm Apr 15th, 2013

After THREE sexy phagets sent theirs in, I might as well do one. HIVEMIND FOR THE SUCK.

1.)How old are you?
I am Godsent fetus typing with muh umbilicals.
2.)How long have you been on the group for?
I saw this on another blog. Haven't even seen the group yet.
3.)What job are you currently applying for?
Godsent unicron and wings.
4.)What makes you think you are most suitable for this job? (100 word minimum)

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Apr
13th
2013

Livestream, I guess. · 12:53am Apr 13th, 2013

I might livestream in a little bit, just for the fuck of it.
WHAT TO EXPECT:
>Good music
>Drawing for the most part
>Some other stuff that I'll think up when it happens.

Going live in 10-15 minutes:

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Mar
22nd
2013

Long Live Winter, Long Live Snowdrop · 2:27am Mar 22nd, 2013

OH GOD.
OH THIS.
ALL OF MY THIS.
IT WAS WONDERFUL.
I'VE BEEN CRYING FOR THE PAST FIFTEEN MINUTES AND I'M LOVING EVERY SECOND OF IT.
OH SNOWDROP, WHY DO YOU GIVE ME THESE GREAT FEELS?

IT SNOWED TODAY.
I'M THINKING OF THAT SNOW.
THE FIRST SPRING SNOW.
SNOWDROP, THANK YOU.

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Mar
4th
2013

Well shit. · 2:34am Mar 4th, 2013

MattLikesToRead
User ID: 17,031
Registered: 2 Mar, 2012

Turns out yesterday was my one-year anniversary on FiMFic.

This deserves a sizable amount of gloating.

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Feb
28th
2013

LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK. · 1:49am Feb 28th, 2013

NEW LEAK ON SUPPOSED EQUESTRIA GIRLS SPINOFF SHTISTORM:
MASS EFFECT HAS ROLLED INTO PLAY.

IT'S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT.

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