"Bronies Stand United" Application · 11:00pm Apr 15th, 2013

After THREE sexy phagets sent theirs in, I might as well do one. HIVEMIND FOR THE SUCK.

1.)How old are you?
I am Godsent fetus typing with muh umbilicals.
2.)How long have you been on the group for?
I saw this on another blog. Haven't even seen the group yet.
3.)What job are you currently applying for?
Godsent unicron and wings.
4.)What makes you think you are most suitable for this job? (100 word minimum)
I already am a Godsent Hornwings unborn child thing, so why the hell not?
Word number sixteen.
Word number nineteen.
Word number twenty-two.
würd knuhmbør 25.
This is the twenty-ninth word.
Fuck it. Here are some song quotes.
Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said."If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."
That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.
Courtesy of Sublime.
We luv u Bradley.
Today seems like a good day to burn a bridge or two
The one with old wood creaking that would burn away right on cue
I try to be not like that but some people really suck
Some people need to get the axing chalk it up to bad luck
Courtesy to 311.
I'm sure that this is at least 100.
5.)How many groups are you currently in?
Three.
6.)Do you believe in the ideals that, "Bronies Stand United" stands for?
Alright so I just looked at the page and Jesus Fuck this is beyond hilarious.
Fuck no. I was an autist freshman, and I'm not going back now.
7.)Is there anything else you would like to either add or tell me?
LOVE AND TOLERANCE IS DEAD.
IT DIED IN MYSTERIOUS MARE DO WELL.
DASH IS A CUNT.
Time for another quote.
We are the few, the proud, the Bronies!
We are the last hope for the internet,
We are the last stand for Equestria,
We show love and tolerance towards everypony,
We are the few, the proud, the Bronies!
As Bronies we shall united,
As Bronies we shall fight,
As Bronies we shall never sin,
As Bronies we shall always win!
We are the few, the proud, the Bronies!
Showing pride in all our good deeds,
Helping those who are in need,
Lending out a hand, with friendship and kindness,
Regretting nothing, for here we stand.
We are the few, the proud, The BRONIES!
We pledge to do what is right,
We pledge never to flee from a fight,
We stand together, bronies forever,
We Shall be Victorious! Against the plague that scorns the Earth, for they are the haters.
We shall not be corrupted, for we are indivisible.
For we are the few, the proud, the Bronies...
You guys made a song. Oh lawd, the laughter is unbearable.

Regards from /mlp/ and everyone on the Chan,
_Matt.