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Just some random guy. [Retired]

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Commissions currently OPEN

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

Twilight Sparkle is best pony, OctaScratch is OTP. Thanks for checking out my stories and/or profile!

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Death God

Shut up. Just write.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

Forget not that I am a derp.

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

8000 soldiers!

irresistible