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Who am I

Some random dude on the internet that really loves futanari. If you are wondering, Scootaloo is very worried about this. Originally, I wrote smutfic in the comments section for several images on derpibooru. These short sexy stories were so well received that I started writing longer clopfics and posting them here.

"You're welcome internet." - Stephan Colbert

"The privilege of the living is to misquote the dead" - George Washington

My Fetishes:
* Futanari
* Pregnancy
* Macro
* Growth/Transformation
* Size Difference
* Incest
* Cum Inflation
* Autofellatio
* Hyper
* Rule 63

Favorite Pones:
* Scootaloo
* Rainbow Dash
* Princess Luna
* Rumble
* Thunderlane
* Shining Armor
* Applejack
* Soarin'

Writing Progress

Project Cleaners (aiming at about four fics):
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It's ~~dead~~ alive again.

Status

* Collabs: Depends.

* Commissions: Closed

* Requests: Closed

Accomplishments!

* Get featured

* Get Featured AGAIN

* Get Featured Once More

* Get Nostalgia Schmaltz to even glance at something I made.

* Get followed by: Regidar, Cloperella, Daemon of Decay, AribanDeTyral, Bronystories and Rainbowbob.

* Get 800 Followers!

* Get over 5k views on a single fic!

* Get over 10k views on a single fic!

* Get over 400 upvotes!

* Get over 300 favs on one fic!

* Get over 400 favs on one fic!

* Get over 450 favs on one fic!

* Do a collab with biodaemon!

* Get featured in a spotlight in a pony blog!

* Stop updating this section.

Most wonderful stories ever

OMG I LOVE THESE STORIES

Updates · 9:22am Jan 16th, 2017

Hey all, TheDudeAbides here.

So as you know, I'm a painfully slow writer when it comes to writing stuff for public consumption. Because of this, I typically get very frustrated with my process and as such, progress goes even slower.

I wanted to let you know that yes, I am still planning on finishing these stories I had planned. I know there are quite a few out there that have been looking forward to some new stories and I do not want to disappoint.

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TFlexibility
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