When he becomes of age, Spike sets out on a mission given to him by the princesses: to get married. But, as usual, he gets more than he bargained: so much more. Tons of worldbuilding abounds in this story, along with clop and other fun stuff.
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We should restrict your internet access more then. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Spike_lolface.png
Nice job Twilight. Now Spike might actually get some shit done instead of just fucking all the time.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_TwilightWut.png
Asalah hasn't been too badly constructed in my opinion. I believe she should have been a little more resistant to opening up to Spike though. Simply because the culture she has been raised in more or less shows the females as subservient to the males.
Still. Nicely done, looking forward to more.
....are you a machine?
If you are, then Program Override: MAKE MORE CHAPTERS AT HIGHEST EFFICENCY SPEED
Poor spike, well that was a low blow, and now twilight will kill him when he goes back..
2169819 NEW DIRECTIVE ACCEPTED: ENGAGING IN MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY SPEED
I'm interested to see what kind of character she develops into. And if I was Spike I would chucked the letter after reading self destruct.
I kinda was expecting something like this to happen, that abomination that they call an arranged marriage....no truer a paradox than there is one...
I hope there is a silver lining to this, I mean the way Maria, Meia, and Trixie are acting like straight bitches is understandable, but still they need to take their objection to the side until Spike's able to fully explain the situation. As for the initial characterization of Asalah, I can feel sorrow and sympathy for her. But at least the person...eh, dragon is noble enough to make as much lemonade as he can without that many lemons.
Edit: I would hope that when they do come back to Equestria, Asalah is able to connect with Zecora, zebra to zebra.
Erection supression spell!?
Twilight you bloody tyrant
Story is coming along fantastically, though wondering about the whole secret agent exploring message deal that went on here
Spike, you're in some deep manure right now.
2164816 not spike the fat zebta sultan guy
Yet another good chapter to this story Now Spike just needs to add an earth pony, a pegasus, a gryphon and 1 of maybe 2-3 other races to his harem.
I think the getting married should get put on hold for a while maria, meia and trixie are getting real pissed off with him.
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DO IT FILLY!!! LIGHT SPEED TOO SLOW! ENGAGE LUDICROUS SPEED!!
...hunh.
will all spike's wives be prey species?
and great chapter
2174096 Define prey species: as in, all herbivorous? If that is the case, then... maybe.
2171978 Eeyup.
2171662 You have no idea... They're all and he's all and I'm all
2170320 Maybe, though unlikely. He'd have hoped for it, of course, but never would have dreamed it would happen.
Here is what I've come to say and don't snap at me about this. You showed 100% hostility towards the sultan and his culture. That was uncalled for, though the sultan's reason behind it is justified, you made a jab at the whole of a culture. Just letting you know. I personally don't give two buck but I have to show that I have some morals soo Spike should have smacked that sultan up the head.
Spike in the last chapter lost so much of my respect, it wasn't even funny, he has partially redeemed himself in my eyes. Dealing with the ramifications of his actions, taking it in strides, nicely done. I can't place it but Maria's character seems (forced?) is the only word I can think of sorry.
There was a section near all the Spike hate where Maria went "mister dragon" the context in which it was used... It made me go hgnn!!
Dragul... Hmm I feel a count of monte Cristo reference here but I'm not entirely sure.
and twilight just happens to have a erection suppression spell on speed dial like that?
2176505 Nothing is wrong with the sultan's culture. The way he treats his daughter, which is a byproduct of his culture and his own upbringing, is the true thing I show hostility towards. Besides, since neither me nor Spike have any true contact or experience with such a culture, our attitudes are shaped by what we have seen, not experienced.
Maria's mad that Spike found a zebra and that he's gotten married a fourth time when she only thought there'd be a total of three wives.
It is kinda hard to write so much so fast so I don't just eventually falter and stop like I did for another story.
2176679 Former coltfriend problems...
I have to be honest in saying that these chapters are fairly accurate for the societies in old yet recent times... however, I feel that I need to say my first (or at least one of my first) reactions upon reading that Twilight casted her spell onto him was to not send Twilight or her friends any letters or belongings for a LONG while, but to send Celestia a letter stating something along the lines of: "... and thinking on it now, I should probably thank Twilight for magically castrating me here recently, for it has given me the chance to better connect with my wives and reflect on the series of unfortunate events that have been happening in my life."
you know, something that's keeping out just enough information to make Celestia think that Twilight destroyed the very reason Spike is on his journey.
PS yes 'castrating' is an accurate way to describe Twilight's spell, because all 'castration' means is: "any action that causes the lack of function to the reproductive anatomy of a living being" and if you see an alternative definition, please let me know
2177989 Thank you for reminding me of that. I was thinking something along similar lines... Maybe it is time to get a view of how Luna and Celestia are getting along with Spike's letters.
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Hmm... You've given me something to think about.
Now as for Twilight's castration spell, I think that is a good thing, so long have they rutted the dragon; he even admitted to it being a blessing, I hope he takes advantage of that.
What has me in true suspence is how the girls will react when Spike can't get it up.
Ah reminding me of Celestia, how is she doing. She sent him out with the pretext of traveling the world, I think it's just to get wife's really. He has, in only two months, he's gotten four wives, caused a national incident (nearly), got a mare pregnant, and has now both, not only pissed off Twilight, but lost the ability to get up. Really in her position I would either be laughing to near breaking point, or perplex beyond mystery.
And here I thought this new character will kill my interest for the story. My sincerest apologies. Kinda of a cliche backstory for her, but very well executed.
Other than that, I feel that Meia's and the other wi reaction was somewhat exaggerated.
I have only two problems with this chapter.
1.) The fact that Spike was forced into this marriage.
2.) Twilight...SPIKE IS AN ADULT!!! YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER HIM YOU BITCH!!!!
oh Helmet yes I WISH magic was real just because that would mean I could perform a no boredom boner spell in the middle of fucking lecture. I would love to be able to wear sweats without having to fucking walk with my dick shoved between my balls like i have a mother fatherin wedgie.
Well, what did you expect from a night where "Spike the Magic Dragon" was unveiled?
Why would the girls be mad at Spike? They saw what being drunk did to him, it was obviously an accident.
Why does everyone have such huge tits?
3998016 dont question it to put it bluntly its like asking why pinkie is pinkie
You didn't trip, fall and reach the last step in a downwqrd turmoil of shit, for that, ai applaud you.
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Ponies!
Damn, Twilight.
Twi, you try that on me, and I swear to Naga, I will place a weeklong Breakspell field around you so you can't use spells!
Am I the only one who thinks Asalah dresses like Princess Leia?
I actually wish there was such a thing as an erection-prevention spell.
Then I could focus more on school and less on porn.
SPIKE YOU LUCKY BASTARD!!!! FOUR SMOKIN' HOT WIVES!!!!! IN TWO MONTHS I'M SO JEALOUS!!!!!
5301482 I would't really be jealous...
Imagine when they are in heat *shudders*
A) one of them loses a eye while they are fighting for spike or
B) HE WILL NOT BE SLEEPING FOR AGES!
How did Twilight come up with that particular spell so quickly? The only answer that makes sense is that she either had it on standby or already had this one committed to memory. If the latter, it makes you wonder if Shining Armor was only nice to his sister because she'd used that spell on him before.
5200074 Me too buddy, me too!
Dem feels. I just hope all make up soon.
And Spike needs a smexeh griffin waifu.
Cya
Raziel-chan
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I know EXACTLY how you feel.
I have a feeling that father had planned that from the beginning, not fully sure but I just have a hunch. Could be wrong though.
That's one hell of a Howler.
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Oh my fuck yes.
I kinda think that they're all taking this a bit too far. Sure, Spike has some blame, but he also had no idea what that wine would've done to him. If he does it again, then yeah, he'd deserve all of it, but since he really doesn't own much of the blame it kinda seems like everyone is just picking on him.
So...I stopped to say this but...wtf is wrong with both Myria(can't believe I dont even remember her name atm...Im tired)Like wow that was quite the bipolar action...
Damn...that was some retribution