Rainbow Dash was rather happy to have been bought by a human. Of course, her pleasure was quickly changed out for annoyance when said human turns out to be a teenage male. It gets worst when she deals with three particular robot action figures, one who thinks the world will end any day now and the other who would give a certain President a run for his money in paranoia. The third just wants to learn fighting moves from video games. However, she just might warm up to her new owner when she discovers how much he needs a confidence boost from a Rainbow.

Note: Despite being sad, does include some comedic moments. Rated for Rainbow's language.

Inspired by "Upon this Shelf" by kainofthesand so credit to him for the original idea. Do not read if you don't like: plushies and/or sarcasm. Honestly, I have no idea why I wrote this...

Starlight Glimmer loves rules and laws of all kinds. That would be the first thing anypony would tell you about her. It's almost the only thing she loves more then her marefriend Lightning Dust or equality for ponies. So of course when King Sombra returns and the only thing standing in his way is Starlight, and Lightning, Starlight will defeat him the only way she knows how. That is, with the power of bueracracy!

Just another weird one-shot story from my possibly deranged mind. Not to be taken real seriously. Light Lightning Dust/Starlight Glimmer

This story is a sequel to Knock-Out's Annoyance, Blueblood's Bad Day

Grimlock, the leader of the Dinobots was almost certainly not the kind of Transformer you'd consider a father kind of bot. Yet, somehow he's become exactly that for a certain trio of fillies. Primus only knows what the rest of the Ark thinks of all this. Pyro certainly finds it funny. Prowl just can't believe it while Babs thinks it's awesome to have her cousin have a T-Rex for a father and Ms Cheerilee is very, very concerned.

Also starring: Prowl, Pyro, Wheeljack and the Dinobots along with, Spitfire, Applejack, Rainbow and Starscream, along with Starlight Glimmer and Rampage.

Takes place in the same universe as "Knock-Out's Annoyance, Blueblood's Bad Day" and "Outflown". Reading them is not required. Hasbro owns Transformers. ...Yeah, it's official. My mind is... odd to say the least. I regret nothing.

(Gore tag added because of Chapter Seven)

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Diamond Tiara, queen of the Ponyville Schoolyard and local bully. Written Script, High School History Teacher and somewhat of a jerk. Probably the last two ponies whose paths would cross if they could avoid it. Of course, today that's all changed when Diamond finds herself orphaned by a house fire set by somepony unknown and Written finds old memories he preferred not to think about being dug up. In the middle of all this is a kindhearted lawyer pony named Caesar, Diamond's classmates, Written's adopted son Potion and Written's ex Rarity. It might be a safe bet things are about to get rather out of the ordinary pretty quickly.

Additional Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Bon Bon, Raindrops and Silver Spoon. Rated for various reasons. Cover Art is property of Rosejule so credit to them.

Written Script/Rarity and light Diamondbloom shipping Takes place between seasons 2-3 of MLP but goes into season 3. Do not read if you don't like Diamond Tiara redemption, sarcasm in general and Batpony OCs. Rated for language among various other things.

Be warned, spoilers are in the comments!

Twilight's been down on her luck for years, and mocked about her belief that the lost city of Neighlantis ever existed. But now, things for her are about to change as one Fancy Pants himself believes in this lost city of legend, and wants to mount a expedition to find it. However, the voyage to the deep dark corners of the seas is perilous and might just be no place for a scholar as many dangers await her, from monsters long forgotten to that captain who seems to have his own agenda about hunting these creatures. And that's not counting the Moby's crewponies who may very well drive Twilight up the wall... (Sci-Twi/Night Glider pairing)

Starring as the crew of the Moby Dick:
Twilight Sparkle
Fancy Pants
Bulk Biceps
Lightning Dust
Silver Spanner
Night Glider
Silver Speed
And Captain Rainbow Blaze along with various ponysonas/OCs including my own.

Inspired by 20,000 Leagues under the Sea and Atlantis: The Lost Empire Cover art property of cuha so credit to them. OCs property of their original creators.

It's just a day after Trixie's show where she preformed the trick only the Great Hoofdini did before her, diving into the mouth of a manticore and making her first friend in one Starlight Glimmer. But oddly enough, she hasn't gone back on the road for another town, another show. In fact, she's stayed in town a bit longer and when Twilight comes around to investigate she has one particular thing to say that'll leave the Princess of Friendship shocked and confused about her own feelings for the showmare, with her student caught up in the middle of it all...

Twixie shipping, if that wasn't obvious. Cover art property of catsncupcakes so all credit goes to her.

Twilight's just gotten back to Ponyville after amending her friendships with her oldest friends. She's happy about that, but still there's something nagging at her. If she didn't know better, Moondancer was more pained about Twilight coming to the party then any friend had a right to be. Of course, when Moondancer comes to her with the full truth, Twilight is left with a hard choice on her hooves. And it might just take a bit of advice from her mentor to make up her mind...

Contains Moondancer/Twilight shipping and motherly Celestia. Takes place after Amending Fences.

It's a well known fact that each and every member of Equestria's top flyers, the Wonderbolts are idolized all over Celestia's Kingdom. Of course, that means special attention is drawn towards the female members of the group. So, when the Wonderbolts need to drum up some support, Soarin, possibly thinking with only his male hormones, gets the idea to start up a Wonderbolts themed calendar. With this act, Soarin may have just shot up to being more idolized then the rest of the Wonderbolts in the minds of stallions everywhere. Spitfire meanwhile, along with possibly the rest of the female Bolts just want his head. But is there a different reason on why she doesn't want her body shown off...?

Rated teen for frankly obvious reasons along with language. Contains Spitfire/Soarin friendshipping, but possibly could be thought of as romance. Takes place in the same universe as "Dash's Worry, Twilight's Reassurence"

(Thank you to ardail for the cover art)

It's a known fact that if you are out sick and cannot do your job, you should stay home. Unfortunatly, when you are a high school principal this is a luxury you cannot have unless you have a substitute. Sadly, your sister's out sick as well. So who do you get instead? One Carapace Chrysalis. Hey, it was either her or Discord. Oh dear. Later, Celestia would realize the only thing her substitute would accomplish for the week was singlehandly uniting the student body against her in the total of one week. That's got to be a record... right?

Inspired by "Order of the Phoenix" and certain moments in it so credit to J.K Rowling for the original idea. Genius, that woman. Now expanded on the suggestion of KrspaceT!

Dash has been having a crisis of faith in the Wonderbolts, and her teammates have noticed. They aren't the only ones, and finally Spitfire's had enough of it so she sends Dash's marefriend to go and see what is the matter.

Contains Twidash shipping, and Spitfire/Rainbow friendship

Amazingly enough for this premise, NOT a Wonderbolts-Bashing fic. Probably the only fic I'll ever write that that touches on the events of "Newbie Dash" and "A Canterlot Wedding Part 1".

(New art property of Jykinturah)