It's a well known fact that each and every member of Equestria's top flyers, the Wonderbolts are idolized all over Celestia's Kingdom. Of course, that means special attention is drawn towards the female members of the group. So, when the Wonderbolts need to drum up some support, Soarin, possibly thinking with only his male hormones, gets the idea to start up a Wonderbolts themed calendar. With this act, Soarin may have just shot up to being more idolized then the rest of the Wonderbolts in the minds of stallions everywhere. Spitfire meanwhile, along with possibly the rest of the female Bolts just want his head. But is there a different reason on why she doesn't want her body shown off...?
Rated teen for frankly obvious reasons along with language. Contains Spitfire/Soarin friendshipping, but possibly could be thought of as romance. Takes place in the same universe as "Dash's Worry, Twilight's Reassurence"
(Thank you to ardail for the cover art)
Well, all these humorous moments, that sweet ending between Spitfire and Soarin, and yet I can't help but feel Fleetfoot managed to completely steal the spotlight while keeping it teen.
Seriously though, this was a fun read.
7404163 Yeah, Fleetfoot's little scene was one of those moments that was meant to stand out alongside Applejack seeing and blushing on seeing one of the calendar pages. Its up to you to decide which one...
Ha!
While this was hilarious and a fun read, I have one question:'
How would Fleetfoot becoming naked cause her teammates to blush or be considered naughty?
Ponies are naked almost all the time.
Fleetfoot exposed herself........Heck it reminds me of some exhibitionist clopfics
Fleetfoot can't be that naughty!
The story itself is pretty good, it was a fun ride though I have several questions in mind: Why would Soarin think of such things to drum up support? They can race with Shadowbolts and prove their worth instead of shooting saucy images to grab the public's attention. And the way spits speaks to soarin suggests they're a little too intimate to be just friends
7404344 she would have... Ah, certain parts exposed so to speak.
7404415 Well, I wanted to write a story inspired by that image used as the story cover art and this was the result. And yeah, you can take the Spitfire/Soarin dialogue any way you wish.
That was pretty much the point.
7404417 Ah.
So it's running on the logic that the ponies HAVE those parts. It's just that when they're out in public (like the ponies often are in the show), they're hidden.
hmm, intresting, I will read this some day.
Only one song to listen to while reading this one (just try not to think of the Deadpool reference while reading)
I liked this. This was good.
The Doctor has spoken!!!
Ah, Fleetfoot, always the bold attention snatcher.
7441879 Yep, that's her.
Hey, and thanks for the fave!
7441949 You earned it, for a mixer of comedy and correct punctuation.
7441879 I see what you did there. *snickers like an immature foal* Snatch-er.
7452387 Wait... Beg Pardo-...
7452953 Do I really want to know?
7452964 Nope... not at all...
7452953 Sorry for snickering like an immature foal. However, I will not apologize for my pun on your words. I take back nothing!
7455972 No need to apologize, it was funny, in an immature, word-twisting kind of way.
Still, I think you should tell the author of the story the pun.
7456030 I'd rather not know actually, want to keep my brain from any possible mental scarring.
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I think we should spend less time commenting on great, amazing, awe-inspiring puns, and more time talking about the plot. Oh wait, we already are!
PS: I regret nothing!
Nice story. It would be really interesting to explore further into Rainbow Dash's reaction to her not being in the calendar (I'd like to see a story where she attempts to get into the next one they made.)
and Applejack, what did you just see in that Calendar? Soarin of all people?
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That's sorta the joke. You're not supposed to know, and just leave it up to your imagination.
Would you really want to be in it, Rainbow?
Hot.