You've had your eyes set on Applejack for a long time. Maybe your best friend Rainbow Dash can help you earn Applejack's heart. You wouldn't see why not. Besides, she's your best bro. Right?

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Chinese Translation on Fimtale
Spanish Translation by Spaniard Kiwi

This story is contained in my book "Dash Tries to Win Your Heart and Other Short Pony Stories"

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Quick Warning! This was the first story I ever wrote, and you can tell the quality within. The story has the chance to be remade, but I have no intentions to continue the story as it currently is. Proceed with caution.

Spike is a teenager now, no longer the small dragon he once was. He had wings, he could breath fire like a real dragon, though he never grew into the idea of gem greed. He's still the same old Spike!

However, ever since Twilight became a princess, and they started going on extravagant adventures all the time, he was barely noticed. Spike basically became a burden, something they "have" to take care of, not someone they "want" to do so. Staying in the castle all day long because those were Twilight's orders---yes--- orders. The gang was even bitter towards him, though he does nothing.

If Spike was lucky, every once in awhile they'd talk to him, even though it was maybe a sentance or two, but Spike was sick of it. He wanted, no, he needed to do something, and quick.

The gang are leaving to go to Canterlot today, and he has to guard the castle. A golden opportunity.

WARNING: This story is not in hiatus in the sense of no more working on it, but more or less remaking this story so it can look more professional, build up more character, and overall be a better introduction to a better story.

Celestia just wants a quiet moment between duties. Discord doesn’t think she smiles enough. He sets out to remedy this without tact, finesse, grace, nor empathy.

Nightblade Bloodmoon:

Half-alicorn, half-zebra, half-changeling. One-hundred percent awesome and irresistible.

Nigel M Chalmers:

Does not want anything to do with her.

Follow Nigel on his quest as he attempts to shake off Nightblade, while also navigating around a foreign world.

Join Nightblade as she attempts to woo him, aided by her mysterious powers of infallibility.

Wonder just how Twilight Sparkle will deal with not one, but two unknown creatures as they cause unintentional havoc upon a peaceful Equestria.

Laugh on as I sink to a brand new low as an author.

What more could you want?

(Twilight appears in the second chapter, as I saw the word count and just had to keep it.)

Two thousand years ago, Princess Celestia suffered by the loss of her human. It left her heartbroken and mind-unstable. Two thousand years later after that fateful incident, she meet him again... but the happenings which are following directly after are slightly unexpected... okay, very unexpected.

To be honest, very discomforting.

A parody/crackfic based on the works of Zamairiac. He gave me permission to use his characters and the idea of a crazy Celestia. I DON'T want to put his stories down. Rated Teen for strong language, sexual innuendos, bad pubertal jokes, mindless randomness, 'Scary Movie'-based comedy and ooc ponies. Coverimage taken from this video.

Please leave a comment.

And Zamairiac, if you read this, you're awesome!

Anon decides to adopt a filly and record his experience as a Dad in a journal to do something with his life in Equestria. Except, being a father is hard work and comes at a great personal sacrifice. This is his quest to become a good father.

This story is a sequel to A Letter from the Past

Name: Luke* Lustrous
Occupation: Saint of Evanescence, Paladin of Wrath to Princess Luna**
Age: 10,300 years old***
Height/Weight: 14 hooves tall, 750 pounds****
Appearance: Luke is covered in thick layers of muscles****, approximately half of his body-weight is muscle, the other half is bones, organs, and a small amount of fat. His mane is white with black sparkles mixed in, his eyes are blue, and his skin***** is cream colored.
Patient History: Strangely, despite his reported age, he seems to have extensive knowledge of Princess Luna, any questions to the latter have gone unanswered. He was first admitted to the CRH on the 23rd of June, year 1004 AN after a minor concussion caused by a sudden case of fainting.

Additional Notes:
* His name may sound odd, but he is not a pony, his species does not match any known creature.
** as reported by Princess Luna, though no known previous affiliations or ceremonies have occurred.
*** as reported by Princess Luna, apparently he had replicated the (currently experimental) technology of cryogenics with magic and preserved his body for 10000 years, though the other 300 years are unknown to be his original lifetime or something else.
**** body scans show that his normal body weighs 350 pounds, the other 400 pounds in from a complex set of armors he wears, body scans also show that his muscle structure is significantly more compressed and dense than that of ponies.
***** he seems to have no coat of fur on his skin, it is unknown if this is from injuries or genetic, if the former, then healing processes should begin ASAP, if the latter, then that point should be addressed when he is interviewed.

Last edited by: Dr. Aides Box, June 23, 1004.

(image of patient clipped onto to top-left corner of file)

(sequel here, YAY, this is the next leg of Saint Luke's journey through the world, rated for obscenities and the likes)

Anonymous is relaxing at home when he gets a visit from Fluttershy and his satyr daughter whom he had no idea existed. Fluttershy leaves him, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight with the task of watching his daughter until she returns.

After a tragic accident, a human ends up in Lord Tirek's body, as part of an attempt to reform the villain after his recent escapades. While the hero of our tale is trying to make sense of his new surroundings, the rest of Equestria thinks that the most terrible threat that their world has ever seen is back...
And the powers that be are definitely not happy about it.
New Cover Art By Shadow Bolt

It has been one of the closest guarded secrets of Canterlot's royalty. Deep in a specially constructed dungeon, surrounded by warding spells and powerful magic barriers, exists an enigma. Within a cage that could only be described as something out of a nightmare, it waits and watches all of Equestria. A creature that cannot age, is immune to disease, does not thirst nor hunger, and resists all injury. But, it also holds secrets and knowledge that could safeguard the kingdom. Its powers are frightening, but it is civil enough for debate when patience permits.

Princess Celestia has sought counsel with the creature before, enduring it making deal after deal for its services. The Princess walks a fine line when dealing with it, knowing full well anything could give it an advantage despite its imprisonment. She has had to go back on her word in these dealings, and from this a deep animosity between them has been born. It is a necessary evil as she is convinced this is a being capable of untold evil far and above anything Equestria has ever dreamed of. So long as it remains within the confines of its cell, her kingdom is made safe. So much magic has been woven to ensure that, there is little chance of escape.

So long as the magic holds, there is no danger. So long as the cage remains strong, the nameless creature stays enthralled in his cavernous dwelling. If that were to change--if the magic failed--not even the wisest could say. But one thing is assured, it does not bode well for Equestria.