//------------------------------// // BONUS: The Heat // Story: A Romantic Story // by JustDing //------------------------------// Like promised, here's the longer and "serious" version of the heist in the original story. Fourth chapter, remember? And therefore, here's a little warning: This chapter contains scenes not suitable for the soft and sensitive. So, that's all. And let's begin! And don't forget, this is just a parody. Start BGM#1 (Open a new tab in order to listen to it.) "You know how it's going. Go in, dominate and get it." Chris whispered as they stood outside in the sunlight and looked at the outer features of the bank. "Understood..." his friends said. "And Timer, you wait outside to keep the fishs in." Michael added. "Copy." the man said. Chris and Michael then entered the bank casually and looked around. Both of them were carrying bags, filled with their equipment... A lot of ponies gave them weird or disapproving stares but they were only short timed. Since their arrival, all news were speaking of the humans and so the ponies in the bank were not surprised at all. The Celestia Annual Bank is one of the biggest banks in all of Equestria. All nobles of Canterlot are having an account there and they mostly brag about how much money they have. The inside of the bank was not different from a bank from earth at all. There were desks, phones were ringing every once in a while and bank clerks were talking with the noble and rich ponies. Other ponies were sitting on benches and waiting for nothing particular. Michael looked for possible guards and he spotted them. There were only two, one at the other end of the hall and one in the middle. Michael looked at Chris and cleared his throat. Chris understood the sign and went casually to the guard at the other end. The royal guard, who was a unicorn, took shortly notice of him but then kept his gaze at various pictures of the solar princess which were hanging on the walls. Chris coughed and looked back to Michael. He smiled. That was the sign to start a scene... They wore on their masks at the same time. A mare yelped in shock as Chris suddenly spun around and sent a mighty kick at the guard's head. The pony fell over unconscious and Chris tied it's hooves together. A group of ponies ran for the exit, but then Lee, who was waiting at the entrance, moved in front of them. He leveled up his KSP machine gun and elicited it's distinct clicking sound he loved so much. "Where are you going?" Lee asked in a sing song voice. His smiling expression was obscured by his grinning clown mask, but there was no difference if someone would compare the grins. The ponies then moved backwards and whimpered as Lee hushed them back inside the bank. The second guard -who was a earth pony- came rushing to Michael, but he stopped as the human aimed his weapon at him. "DON'T FUCKING MOVE! GET DOWN AND PUT YOUR HOOVES BEHIND YOUR BACK!" The power in Michael's voice made the guard seizing in shock. "HEY! I SAID GET DOWN ON YOUR ASS AND PUT YOUR FOREHOOVES BEHIND YOUR BACK!" The guard followed suit as he thought it was better to listen to the human. He sat down on his haunches and moved his forehooves behind his back. "One wrong move and you're dead!" Michael warned and tied the guard's hooves together with cable ties. Then he kicked the guard on his belly. "DOWN! EAT THAT DIRT!" Lee shouted at some other ponies who attempted to get away from them. They whimpered and cowered on the ground in fear. Michael walked to a corner of the bank and shouted for some ponies who were trying to hide under desks... and possibly alert the princess via sending a letter magically. "HEY! Get the fuck over here!" Michael yelled and beckoned with his shotgun to move the ponies to the center of the hall. The ponies, albeit crying, trottet hurridly to said place. "Down all of you, you freaking..." Chris jumped on a desk and began speaking to the whimpering ponies while he held his JP36 rifle for everypony to see. "Listen up! This is a robbery. We wanna harm nopony. We are after the banks money, not yours. Your money is ensured by Equestria's government and you are not gonna lose one bit." He jumped over to the next desk and continued. "Right now I want all of you lie down on the floor and put your forehooves behind your heads. Anypony feels sick and or having heart trouble go lean against something. If you have a foal with you, please cover it's eyes with your hooves. Think about your families and don't risk your lives. Don't try being a hero. Just shut up and stay down, and this will be over in no time." All ponies followed his instructions without much hesitation. The elder ponies leaned against the desk but kept their hooves behind their heads. Chris then jumped to the ground. "We need the keys for the vault." Michael whispered to Chris, who nodded in response. He then made his way over ponies to a pale white stallion with blue curly mane and mustache and clad in a smoking. "Give me the keys." Chris said calmly, aiming down at the pony. The pony stood up shakily, but said the wrong answere. "What keys?" Instead of asking again, Chris punched his fist against the pony's jaw. The pony lost his monocle and fell down, holding his jaw in pain while he bled from his lips. All ponies gasped in fear at the shocking display of a pony being punched. "DON'T SHITTY PLAY AROUND, HORSE MEAT! WHERE ARE THE FUCKING KEYS?!" The pony pointed to a drawer at his desk, but saying nothing. Chris opened it and quickly found the keys. Smirking, he turned to the pony again "Thank you for your cooperation." Chris walked back to Michael and gave him the keys. The man then walked over to the vault and opened it with the keys. The vaultroom was not very large. Uncountable briefcases decorated the walls, but there was a table, loaded with at least ten million worth of bits, both in coin and paper form. He strapped his shotgun on his back and brought out two bags out of his bag. He then filled the first few millions of bits into his own bag... In the hall, the two remaining humans were keeping an eye to the horde of ponies. None of the ponies seemed to do anything than cowering, but it never hurts to be cautious. "Hiqqup, you didn't start daydreaming." Lee said, but kept his gaze at the ponies. "Yeah, after last night they won't occur ever again." Chris said and laughed shortly as he thought about how he had took care of this "problem"... "Hey guys, first bag is ready. Timer, fill yours and then Hiqqup fill the last." Michael said as he walked out from the vault. His bag was filled to the brim with bits and it looked like it would rip open from the amount. Lee snickered shortly and disappeared in the vault, only to come out with one bag in each hand a few moments later. He has filled the last two bags by his own. "Hiqqup, catch!" he threw one bag to Chris, who caught it with minor effort. "Now let's get the hell out of here!" Michael said and walked to the exit. "Keep your heads down and don't look at us, dammit!" Lee said as he passed by a few ponies who were looking up at them. Chris was directly behind him and made sure that no pony followed them. Before they went outside into the sunlight, they wore off their masks. Although this heist went over quickly, sweat rolled of their foreheads due of stress. Chris began to laugh and shook his bag. "That was a fucking payday!" But as they stepped through the door of the bank, they met the sun personally... and she was not very happy.