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Just a german bloke who wastes his time with this site :P

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WARNING! THIS STORY MIGHT BE NOT YOUR CUP OF TEA!

Two thousand years ago, Princess Celestia suffered by the loss of her human. It left her heartbroken and mind-unstable. Two thousand years later after that fateful incident, she meet him again... but the happenings which are following directly after are slightly unexpected... okay, very unexpected.

To be honest, very discomforting.


A parody/crackfic based on the works of Zamairiac. He gave me permission to use his characters and the idea of a crazy Celestia. I DON'T want to put his stories down. Rated Teen for strong language, sexual innuendos, bad pubertal jokes, mindless randomness, 'Scary Movie'-based comedy and ooc ponies. Coverimage taken from this video.

Please leave a comment.

And Zamairiac, if you read this, you're awesome!

Chapters (13)
Comments ( 79 )

YES! I love Celestia/Human stories!:heart:

What in God's name did I just read?

I can't decide whether this story is being serious or not. I'm laughing at too many parts for me to think it's serious.

Well a thumbs up, not many stories make me "WTF?!?!" so hard. Lost for words, interesting read though

Everything seemed fine...and then-

The door to the throne hall opened and she was regarded by the sight of Luna, along with her human who wore an collar around his neck and the rope was held tightly by Luna's magic.

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"SHUT THE FUCK UP, SPERM BANK." Luna growled deadly and the human averted his look from the pony in fear and began to cry.

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But she can also remember the times when the human played pranks on her, like swapping the shampoo, and she pranked him harder by chasing him down with a longsword.

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Twilight looked around in shame. "I blame the magic!" she yelled, before she ran into her library, to make it out with a portrait of Starswirl the Bearded...

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Well, then please help me

...And then shit blew the fuck up!!! :pinkiecrazy:

But seriously this story makes me WTF

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And I've still got something to say to you mister. Your comment appears to be rude, just a picture of a guy I never heard and saw about. If you want to help somebody, write constructive criticsm. Write at first what do you like and appreciate about the story ("I like blah and blah about your story...), then what do you don't like ("...but the grammar needs some work...blah blah..."), then give advice ("...i would recommend to search for an editor..." or write a few mistakes from the story in the comments). Follow this way and your comment would earn a lot of respect and attention, but not THIS one. I will ignore it and wait for a better (hopefully constructive) comment.

Yep, definitely a parody of Zam. Though, if I didn't know better, I'd say it was the original Come Back to Me.

Dude I love this story with a passion it does have mistakes but that is what makes this story amazing. Please continue writing this story I can wait to read it. Also do not listen to the assholes who show no support.

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Thanks:twilightsmile: I greatly appreciate guys like you who don't care much about grammar. Of course, I'll try to improve my grammar in the next chapter.

5334320 sorry if you feel that's way that was never my intention
Grammar wise I just saw noticeable grammar and spelling mistakes that made it uncomfortable to read
Good points include the plot of the story and the comedy as you are one of the few people who add a comedy in a romance story but actually make it funny!
Again sorry about my unintentional rudeness (as with the picture I just like my few jokes to make it seem more friendly)

5334320 oh yeah I forgot -advise
I suggest Doing your stories in Word documents as it automatically highlites grammar and spelling mistakes

5334320 To clarify, the picture is actually of a woman from an anime called Hellsing Ultimate. Essentially, she is a badass when you piss her off.

Though, I didn't find much wrong with the grammar, so I think the comment is unwarranted. Though we could've had a funnier meme. Like this: m.quickmeme.com/img/80/80966c2e3170c740ec601a1cd5e5c3aefcbb67cbbc349f019ea3ef94f42b6105.jpg

The pony floated up in the air, his skin turning black before he disintegrated in white sparkles.

...Has Celestia been hanging out with the Combine?

This story is all over the place what is going on.:pinkiesick:

GOD DAMNIT, I WANT THAT FUCKING COOKIE, BUT I DON'T KNOW THE REFERENCES! COOKIE! WHY!

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Now that's a good and advising comment. So it was just a big misunderstanding:twilightblush:

Okay, my grammar is buah:fluttershbad::pinkiesick::rainbowwild:, I know, and getting a editor is far more complicated than it sounds. My first editor needed almost a year to finish a chapter, my second ran off and my third ragequitted.

So yeah, I kinda lost my faith in editors...

*see's update*

I really shouldn't.

*reads chapter*

yeah that's what I thought...why do I keep coming back to this?

Again........ WHY?!

There is something seriously wrong with you. Whatever it is, keep doing it.

5344308 hello again i see that you are also Reading this weird story yes?

No not the cloaker!!

5501080 hello once again, again yes and I regret for read this weirdness is just too much for me

This is fucking golden! :rainbowlaugh:

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I'm glad you like it:twilightsmile:

I'm lost for what to say...:applejackunsure:

...

:rainbowlaugh:

What? Wait, what? I don't even know anymore.

5524368 I feel exactly the same way.

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Nah, don't worry, the next chapters are going to have lesser hardcore randomness. I overreacted this time:pinkiecrazy:

Can't tell if he was playing payday with friends or real life...

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I really want to know what happens with Nightmare and her human...and why does come back to me hurt me right in the feels thinking about it?

"Welcome stranger! I've got some rare things on sale!"
"I'll take the molotovs."
"Stranger, stranger! Do you want to burn down a house?"
"No, of course not..."

I think he sells an infinite molotov.

"I ask you again. One room for each of us."
"No." the stallion shook his head.
Lee brought out a little bag of bits with his left hand, shaking it. "Money?"
"Haha. No." the stallion snickered.
Lee brought out his KSP machine gun with his right hand, eliciting a lound clicking sound from the weapon. "Lead?"
The smile left the pony's face as he pointed at the bag. "I... I reconsidered... I wanna the money..."

YOU DISGUST ME!

Go on...

She sighed. "What I want to say is that I forgive your actions when you obey to my orders."
She was regarded with three outstretched middlefingers. But in hooflanguage it meant 'I love you for all eternity. You are mine and only mare.'

lol.

Also, I laughed so hard it pierced the heavens!

And no, Alexander was not in this universe, I think.

5526773 not sure if I'm supposed to be relieved or scared for what takes place of hardcore randomness. But this story is hilarious!:rainbowlaugh:

Discord, stop putting random shit in here...that video...atleast put my pony, the with how cider is made.

A human slaved by Luna?!

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KILL THE HERETICS! KILL EACH AND EVERYONE OF THEM, SHOW NO MERCY NOR PITY, SLAUGHTER THEM, TORTURE LUNA UNTIL SHE WISHES TO DIE THEN HEAL HER AND TORTURE HER AGAIN!

Haha, man! I get the references!

Lee and Gaia from To Run From The Sun

Alexander loving Cadance from Nothing Is Set In Stone

I think Jason and NMM we're from Help My Lonely Soul

HOLY COW, RUN CHRIS! RUN LIKE A MOTHAFUKKA!

Whatever is that is wrong with the story, don't stop. I beg of you. Just don't.
This is getting even more random than I expected. AND I LOVE IT.

Oh dear lord, the amount of Fucks the story is making me say is too damn high!

And just like that, I'll say this:

WHAT.

I'm lost for words... :derpytongue2:

My mind can't no longer understand the concept of logic. What's more, I can't write anymore without thinking of a crazed idea. :pinkiecrazy:

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, AUTHOR? :rainbowwild:

Yup. That happened.

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