Two thousand years ago, Princess Celestia suffered by the loss of her human. It left her heartbroken and mind-unstable. Two thousand years later after that fateful incident, she meet him again... but the happenings which are following directly after are slightly unexpected... okay, very unexpected.

To be honest, very discomforting.

A parody/crackfic based on the works of Zamairiac. He gave me permission to use his characters and the idea of a crazy Celestia. I DON'T want to put his stories down. Rated Teen for strong language, sexual innuendos, bad pubertal jokes, mindless randomness, 'Scary Movie'-based comedy and ooc ponies. Coverimage taken from this video.

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And Zamairiac, if you read this, you're awesome!

Follow the intelligence of the mane six, the captain and the princesses through a quizshow, where they are asked aweful questions with even more weird answeres.

This is my second crackfic. I hope you'll left a dislike and won't read it. The image is from the SNES game Terranigma and has nothing to do with the story.

As Twilight tried to open a interdimensional portal, something we-

Country: Equestria

WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA!

The countless streets of Equestria are the perfect places for fast and intense rallys. The streets are varying from plain city streets over forest paths to lose gravel paths in the desert. Or drive in the mountains!

The ever-changing conditions gives each track a unique and amazing feeling. Each drift and jump is an event for the drivers spirit. The old appearance of Equestria's cities are always a good eye-catcher, but sadly, you have to concentrate on the road ahead of you.

Many ways are tightening, mostly in forest areas, and the drive through the little cities with their small streets are no lollipop-licking.

But all in one, this rally is something you will never forget!

Perhaps this is the first Colin McRae Rally crossover ever. Before you ask, which game I have crossover-ed with MLP, it was Colin McRae Rally 04 and Colin McRae Rally 2005.

Inspired by Material Defender's story 'Equestria Global Offensive'.

All mentioned cars are belonging to their respective owners. No profit was made, this story is just for fun.

Now with Link to DeviantArt.

In memory of Colin McRae (deceased: 15th Septembre, 2007)

It was an wondeful morning in Equestria as Twilight received an letter from Princess Celestia to come to the castle as soon as possible... literally. And with as soon as possible, she does everything to do everything as soon as possible.

For her majesty!

DOH!!!

See what happens!

Rated Teen due of language and multiple crossovering!

The mane six are not the heros this time, the heros are a special group of Elite Guards. Those guards are equipped with the latest technology of modern armory, they have the best training and know tactics that are unknown to the normal Royal Guards.

Special Ponies And Tactic, or for short SPAT.

And when SPAT gets the core, there is no other option. Experience the true meaning of law enforcement and defeating criminals.

This is a S.W.A.T 4 / MLP:FiM crossover. I decided to write this because I enjoyed the game so much and then this story idea came in my mind. And when I read a good fimfiction, sometimes I think 'Hey, this would be a better idea! [Insert helpless pony character here] should be rescued by a SWAT team!'
They are not big and epic stories, each chapter is a independent story.

If you find any fimfiction or and want a S.W.A.T. style end, just write an suggestion in the comments or PM me ;) The same for the "normal" MLP show.

Editor: Sneaky Breeze
Coverimage made by manhaughter

After the unsuccessful attempt to destroy Alma, Sergeant Michael Becket get teleported to... Equestria. He wakes up in a world full of ponies, magic and weird creatures. After meeting the mane six and avoiding misunderstandings he finally make some new friends. But soon after the first day very terrible things are happening..

Hey guys, this is my first HiE, and my first fimfic ever. And maybe the first AiE (Alma in Equestria) ever on fimfiction.

The coverimage was made by Doubleleaf on deviantart.com

Editor: Lolsternater (First chapter only)