//------------------------------// // The Epilogue // Story: A Romantic Story // by JustDing //------------------------------// Princess Celestia and Princess Luna had returned to Canterlot and now they were sitting in their thrones, saddened about their apparent loss. "Nobody can run away from an alicorn." This term can now be burnt with a flamethrower, its ash then mawed down with a AA-12 and the sorry rest smeared into a arabian carpet. Everyone can run away from an alicorn, just the will counts. But they also lost their most precious things in their lifes. Namely their humans... But then destiny (me, the author) had a slight pity for the lonely royal sisters as a house appeared out of nowhere into the hall. The alicorns were watching the house with big eyes as silenced gunshots could be heard and a human got kicked out of a window. The human then stood up and looked to the entrance of the house, which opened and a german Kraut and his sister glared at him. "Das nächste Mal machen wir dich platt!" they said in unison. "In english please!" the young man said politely. "Next time we will make you flat!" they said in a very broken english... ...just then they all noticed they weren't on the german dump anymore! The young man cheered in joy as he spotted the alicorns, while the Kraut and his sister closed all doors and put the house under a lockdown. And again, destiny showed his pity as a plane crashed through the windows of the throne hall. The glass panel then opened and a human peeked out, before he threw an TomTom Go navigation system to the ground. "Fucking piece of shit, it said 'turn left and then final destination' and now I'm here!" The royal sister were exchanging confused looks, but then they smiled innocently.   "Innocently". "I'll take that human!" Celestia shouted and pounced at the young man. "And I'll take the pilot! Doubled Fun, doubled suffer!" Luna yelled and levitated the pilot out of his jet. Screams and moans then filled the room... Unseen by anypony, a window at the backside of the house opened and a little girl, geared up with a G36c and tactical stuff, jumped out and rolled off the ground. She quickly looked around and whispered "Alles sauber. Clear." The Kraut then jumped out, holding a silenced MK23, and nopony saw them escaping through the doors... And so the Human Resist Union was born. Resistance is unfutile if done right. Steven Moon aka. Jason Storm was back in the United Kingdom for signing some useless paper shit and extending his JAMBA Subscription, as he spotted Nightmare Moon strolling through the marketplace and looking at everything every stand had to offer. She looked very saddened... He survived the bonding and luckily his brain was not damaged in any way. But the attack left a gap in his mind... He watched Nightmare looking at various things, until she turned his flank to his direction. This was his chance to fill the gap in his mind! He walked to her, then he increased his speed until he was running. Then he jumped and moved his feets forward. His feets then connected with Nightmare's flanks and she was shoved into a pile of ten foot dongs. He just had dropkicked an ancient evil into a pile of sex toys. "Now you can take a proper look, bitch!" with this words, Steven stood up and went his way back to his home. And if Nightmare tried to follow him... well, the Anti-Magic-Agency is a very good friend in cases like this. He has filled the gap in his mind. And it was revenge. Sam groaned as he finished reading the last chapter of "A Romantic Story", written by the nobody "JustDing". He facepalmed hardly as he thought about the story's development. At first, it was not so bad. The comedy was mediocre, the suspence was okay and he thought it was funny that his character Chris Higgot was not a weak somebody, but a bloodthirsty criminal. Only the grammar needed a little bit help, but nobody should take this story seriously. He was a little thoughtful about the elements of the payday games... and guns in Equestria? Really? Does the author knew what he was writing about? But then, "JustDing" took it too far by mixing up more of his universes, espicially "Help My Lonely Soul" which is an example of his hard work. And then in the epilogue... the reference to "Endless Nightmares" story "Fallen Equestria;Shattered Silence" was overall so bad, he could feel it burns his eyes out. And his most favorite alicorn Princess Celestia got her flank beaten out by a character of his own and Batmare!!! And then all those prejudices! Yes, the United Kingdom is famous for its Earl Grey, but the fact that "JustDing" pictured the british people as earl grey guzzling morons is just hair raising!!! He showed his father the part where he was wearing a monocle. This was not true! His father was not wearing a monocle! AND HE IS NOT THE CONFIRMATION FOR THE THIRD HALF-LIFE GAME, FOR F**** SAKE! With a growl, he began to write a comment... "JustDing, who the fuck you think you are?! Do you want to make me angry? I was nice to you and granted you to use my ooc version of Princess Celestia, but you misused my permission for writing this stupid racist piece of shit! I'm going to report you! We'll see about that! " Send. Sam leaned back in his seat and took a calming breath. This guy get on his nerves after the first day he read his name in the comments under his stories... Who the hell calls himself JustDing? It's a insult for the world language! A pop up appeared on his screen, showing "OVRKLL answered on your comment". OVRKLL? Who is that? Sam got curious and clicked on it... Nothing happened... Instead, a PM showed up. He opened it... "IP HAS BEEN TRACKED. DEPLOYING SPOOKS" "What does that mean?" he asked himself. Suddenly, he could hear shuffling from within the walls. It sounded like a big rat made his way through the concrete... Then a distorted voice somewhere from outside said "All Spooks deployed!" He felt uneasy... what was happening? Did somebody broke into his house? His heart rate increased as he heard heavy footsteps echoing through the hallways behind his door. This went on for few a moments... then nothing. Sam held his breath. His whole body seized as somebody knocked gently at his door. Unsure who it is, he said quietly "... you may come in..." *WHAM!* Suddenly the door was crushed from its hinches as it was kicked down. His heart stopped as he realized who the intruder was. A Cloaker stood in his broken doorframe and drew out his nightstick. "IT'S CLOAKER'S TIME!!!" Sam could only scream in fear. "No, Cloaker, no!"