//------------------------------// // The Questioning // Story: A Romantic Story // by JustDing //------------------------------// Three blue and green beaten humans sat in a dungeon cell and whimpered in fear everytime when the Cloaker passed by. Their weapons were put away from them and they were left dressed in their boxers. "You knew I was coming for ya'!" the Cloaker said. The princesses came by and Celestia said "Well done, my little Cloaker, now return to your family." The policeman followed suit and returned to the sewer where he came from. "Well, do you have anything to say?" Luna asked to the humans. Her human was again next to her and mouthing 'Run away when you get the chance' all the while to the three robbers. Chris turned his head to her... "What is fat and is rolling down the mountain with more than eighty kilometre per hours?" he asked. "I don't know, but..." "YOU and your fat ass." Princess Luna's lower lips quivered, then she galloped away crying. But Steven was pulled along with her and he totally didn't mind that the rough floor hurt his skin. His screams were caused by extreme arousal, not due by unbearable pain. Princess Celestia turned to the humans. "We were born blind. Sometimes we stay blind unti..." "Don't quote Advanced Warfare. It's a copypaste of the previous game." Chris said. She sighed. "What I want to say is that I forgive your actions when you obey to my orders." She was regarded with three outstretched middlefingers. But in hooflanguage it meant 'I love you for all eternity. You are mine and only mare.' And it was a big surprise for the three humans when Celestia fell over and twitched madly in excitement... MASTER OF TRANSITION: "Are you really immortal?" Lee asked as he cocked his head to the side. As Celestia regained her senses, they were brought out of the dungeon and agreed to get to know each other by asking questions to her. They were now in the conversation room and were drinking some hay grey. "Yes. All alicorns have divine immortality." she said smiling. But Lee wanted to test something... "Give me your hoof." Without asking, she held her left forehoof to him. He gripped the limb and, like a flash, he pinched the sensitive skin with his combat knife. A splash of blood occured and the whole room was dyed in a vibrant red. "Buah! Something got in my mouth!" Chris yelled and started to spit. "But the red color is really suiting my pants." Michael cheered. "AAH! What was that for?" Celestia yelled in pain as she retracted her hoof. A small drop of blood trailed down on her hoof and she called instantly for the emergency ambulance. Several ponies with blue blinking lights on their heads came rushing into the room and "Wooo-ing" all the time. "Why did you do this?" Celestia hissed in anger as her hoof was being bandaged. "If it bleeds, we can kill it." Lee said with a smile. Her eyes went to the size of pinpricks. Her secret has been busted... "I don't believe anymore in divinity. What is the secret of an alicorn's immortality?" Celestia looked to the side and buried her face in her hooves. "Because..." she stuttered. "Because?" "An alicorn's skin consists of asbestos..." "What? Are you fucking kidding me?" "No, its true! Asbestos is the reason that our mane has a glistening and sparkling effect. And crystal ponies are drinking liquid asbestos every day!" Lee felt that this kind of conversation was going nowhere, so he changed the topic to something more deep. "What about family?" Lee asked curiously. "Do you have more relatives than just your sister?" "Oh, well, I despise my parents, but I love my sister and and I have a son, Cosmos." Celestia said after some moments of thinking. Like on clue, the doors opened and a alabaster alicorn clad in a black hodie, wearing a black cap on his head and golden dog tags around the neck, trotted into the hall. The letters IV were written on his cloths. He headed to the treasure room and opened the vault doors and took some bits- a few hundreds. "Oh look, there's my son." Celestia exclaimed happily. "Sup, oldie?" Cosmos said in a deep voice, crossing his forelegs as he sat down on his rump. She turned to him with a smile and cooed "Tell your lovely mother, what are you going to do today?" Cosmos looked at her funny. "At first, I'm going to the markspony club." He brought out a crossbow, loaded with hot glowing flechettes and waved it around dangerously while he aimed at random things. "Then I go to ya' home." He raised his voice in volume. "AND FUCK YOUR MOM LIKE THE SLUT SHE IS!" The smile left Celestia's face and was replaced with anxiety as she stared at her son. Chris whistled and outstretched a fist to him, which Cosmos accepted as he bumped his own hoof at his fist. "U rekt her." Chris said. "U game, too?" the alicorn asked. "Of course! Now rek her more." "I h8 u mom! U are gay and fgt! U ve foken me and Im gona threesixty noscope u, srsly, u bitch." Cosmos said in his gamer language. Lee raised an eyebrow and facepalmed. "Let me guess... lots and lots of MW2, right?" Celestia turned back to Lee nervously "Well, you se-see, we're an active and happy family. Everypony knows it's part. A-and as you can see, I succesfully raised Cosmos to an g-grown-up and well behaving pony. And he will rule over Equestria soon in the future." "Yeah!" Cosmos retorted in a raspy voice, then he whipped a Royal Guard with his crossbow into the eye before he hurried out of the room, laughing madly all the while. "Im 2 fast 4 ya, bitches! IGOTTAGOFAST!" "I can sense that Equestria is going to have a glory future filled with harmony and peace." Lee said- "You mean that?" Celestia said, hope filled her voice. Lee snickered, then he answered "No. A dancing banana can rule a kingdom better than him." "Don't talk about my son like that! Yes, he has some anger issues, but I love him, I really do." "Really?" Lee asked. "Really really!" "Ugh." Lee screwed his face. "I... I didn't mean it like that! I love him but not like that!" Celestia said blushing. "Why I can't believe you?" "I don't know! But it is the truth!" "I don't know either! Maybe you are not the real original Celestia we all know. Maybe you are a re-personalized version of the original, with selfish needs and thoughts. Maybe the legends say alicorns are divine and immortal, but I think none of them can survive a calibre .50 bmg round, and believe me, you don't want a date with one of these. Maybe you are coming out of the creative mind of a young man who enjoys the original characters of the royal princesses and re-invented them. And out of his mind came you: A selfish, bitchy princess who abuses others to fulfill her own needs!  Either to be filled with non-pony jizz or manipulate peoples for shits and giggles. Yes, maybe it is true, there are only a few alicorns left and they need babys, but every human has the right to say 'NO!'. You call your loved ones 'Sweetie' in fights which is the evidence of your non-present respect towards them. And your sister..." Lee calmed his breath. "Became far worser. When Steven end up in this world, you just took him to the castle because he made your sister rofling. Maybe he could have been a psychopath, a hitman or assassin?! A fucking murderer? Someone like us? She couldn't know! Anyway, your sister made him immortal, which is as bad as eternal youth, and then she make it out with him forcefully. What would have happened when I ended up here, on this world? Would you become addicted to my cock after our first time?  But how are you supposed to feel a human's size?! Would you then try to shove a ten foot dong up into my ass, because... well, I don't fucking know?! But I know that you are going to poison a ex-lover to force him into a relationship! You would even go so far to tear a happy couple apart! What the fuck is wrong with you all?!?!" His words echoed from the walls, leaving the princess dumbstruck and in the verge of tears. He was right. Since the time Chris left her, she could not stop thinking about a long wide beam being shoved into the gap between her legs problems, like in Tetris. And Luna took her human along to whatever place, hell she even took him along to the mare's toilets... where she always make it out with him. But Lee was not finished. "And do you know what?" Celestia looked down in shame, a tear rolled down her cheeks. He was so right... "We all like your new personality." "Huh, what?" she asked dumbfounded. "You heard right. We all like you." "That's great, but who's 'we'?" Celestia asked. "The followers of Zamairiac." "Who's that?" "Well... I don't know. I even can't spell his name correctly." Lee shrugged. A young man sat at the table in house and having breakfast with his father, as a stinging pain shot through his skull. His father noticed this. "Sam? What is it?" "I don't know. I felt a disturbance..." he breathed in and said the last words in a whisper. "... in the matrix." The father gasped dramatically and clapped his hands together above his head. He also lost his monocle. "No..." A smile appeared on the man's face. "I think I have to declare a war against a german guy..." he said as he rose from his seat, took his Enfield SA80 and unlocked it. He unpurposely knocked over the table and fresh earl grey was splattered on the ground... The queen of Great Britain sat in her throne as a sharp pain shot through her skull. "Aunt, what is it?" her nephew Prince William asked, who sat next to her on a folding chair. His wife Princess Cate sat next to him on the ground and listened to Nine Inch Nails. "I don't know. I felt thousand britains screaming in dismay... then died down..." she said, then she realized it. "Someone threw britain's finest earl grey on the ground... he will DIE for commiting such an insolence!" With that, she rose from her throne, but she didn't knocked over earl grey. Instead, she walked out from the palace clad in black armor and wore a shield and a longsword... A german guy was sitting in his room and drinking beer, as he felt that a shipload of shit was coming his way. "Lisa!" he called for his little ten year old sister. "Was ist?" she asked as she came into his room. "Die Scheisse traf den Ventilator." he said. His sister gasped and dropped her plate of Sauerkraut and Bockwürsten in shock. She then went to her secret cupboard and took out a Heckler and Koch G36C, with silencer and all other stuff. She put on her sunglasses and walked back to her brother. "Ich bin bereit." she said. "What are you talking about?" she asked confused. What Lee said did make sense, but she did not know where it came from. "I dunno. I just said what came into my mind." Lee said as he sat down. "Don't think about it, Celestia. He was like that after a hoard of horses chased him down." Michael said. Celestia did not know what happened. Lee talked some true bullshit with the explenation he did not know where it was coming from. "And, who's the father of Cosmos?" Celestia's face went even more redder. Now she looked like a pony shaped tomato and ready to nohoofscope some bitches. "A human with the name Harold Keegan..." she said full of shame. "I thought you were together with Chris..." Lee said. "Wait... a human?" "It was a one night stand with Harold! I was drunk and then he appeared out of nowhere and he looked almost like Chris..." Celestia confessed, then she looked to Chris hopefully "Why are you giving me that look? I fucked more bitches than you have." Celestia's jaw dropped and a Apache helicopter flew into her. "But how? I put a spell on you to stay loyal to me..." "Well, I went through a surgery. Because during a heist I started to daydream... and a Bulldozer found it funny to headshot me. The doctors then found a weird stone in my head." Chris replied. Celestia was stunned and she didn't know what to ask else than "What is a Bulldozer?" "Someone like your sister." Lee said and suppressed a snicker "Aha, ok." Celestia said as she thought about a human who was very alone and had no friends... "How can a pony and a human reproduce?" Michael asked. "Artificial insemination with electrical shockwaves. It doesn't work everytime..." she said and shivered as she remembered the results when the insemination failed... Suddenly, a guard came into the room, already fearing that Celestia might kill him for no or minor reasons. "Your highness. We have ba... I mean, we have news." "What it is about?" Celestia asked. "Its about Xavier, or Henry... or Daniel..." "You mean Alexander." "Yes, him. Princess Cadance wishes your presence in the Crystal Empire." Princess Celestia closed her eyes as she drifted off to sleep. She whinnied with every breath. It was like the destinity stopped his work right here to save time and expenditure.