//------------------------------// // The Reunion // Story: A Romantic Story // by JustDing //------------------------------// They sat together against a tree, her head in his lap. He could feel her breathing into between his legs. He scratched her left ear and she sighed dreamily at his caring touch. She then looked up at him with her beautiful eyes and leaned forward. He was young. The celestial alicorn princess and the only human recorded in existence were in love. He kissed his princess, with tongue and all... "Chris..." breathed the blistering alicorn, "Make love to me." "Of course, my little princess..." the human whispered, as he took off his T-shirt and undid his belt... "Hiqqup!" somebody said in a deep voice. He opened his eyes in wonder and looked at the figure of his love which was replaced by a bulky man, wearing a clown mask. His dreamscape then popped like a soap bubble... "Your cheeks are flushed and your nose is bleeding. Are you daydreaming again?" the man asked. Chris "Hiqqup" Higgot blinked and looked around. He was back inside the crew's van, with his teammates Dan "Sunny" Summers, Lee "Timer" Timings and Michael "Rose" Lily. They were all dressed with elegant suits, only he wore an bulletproof vest. "Guys, is everything okay?" came Bain's voice from his headset. "Yes, but Hiqqup was dreaming about screwing horses again." Dan laughed. Dan was not somebody he recalled as a friend, but he was a good and cooperative teammate. "No, I was not!" Chris said defensively, but then he put his hand at his chin "But although..." "Hiqqup, please stay sharp. We don't want to intruder a alert because you can't stop thinking about fu-" "I get it, sorry!" Chris said quickly, gripping his Compact-5 submachine gun tightly as his mind went back to the briefing a hour ago. He and his colleagues were called by Bain to "tidy up" in a bank. The location was a bank outside Manchester, the GO Bank . The best way was to sneak at the side of the bank, trigger a ECM jammer chainreaction and then rush into the building from all sides. He have to do the exercise by sneaking into a nearby abandoned store to enter the bank from behind and place the first ECM jammer. A ECM jammer sends a powerful signal, disabling unlucky civilians and electrical devices, for example phones, pagers and cardiac pacemakers. After some moments, the van came to a halt. They stepped out and Dan put his clown mask on "Let's do it." "Guys, don't forget the thermal drill!" "I'll take it!" Michael said as he grabbed the bag with the pieces for said gadget. Chris stepped out from the van and walked casually on the streets to the store. As he was inside, he wore on his own mask. Each mask was unique and his mask was shaped like a pony's head with a horn protruding from it's forehad, but with a crazy-wided smile. He was well-build, with no signs of malnourishment and twentythree years old. His life, particularly his childhood, went straight down. Found in the drum of a washing machine which stood in the Westminster Abbey in London, raised in a orphanage, he went to school and then later to college. Despite mastering the college with "1+" in all subjects, he still had no ideas for his future, so he went into the world's largest crime organization. And sometimes during the day and often in the nights, he dreamed of her... He did not know who or what she was, but all he knew he belonged to her... "No Chris, stay focused!" he shook his head. He walked through the backdoor of the store and went to the backside of the bank. There, he put the first ECM jammer onto the wall... In a another world, with different laws of nature... "You can't catch me!" Princess Celestia was young, as her human lover chased her at the beach near Las Pegasus. Of course, a alicorn was much stronger and faster than the average pony, thanks to the training schedule all alicorns have to go through, but she slowed down, to give her lover a chance. And he took the chance. Her lover grabbed her by her long flowing tail, she fell and received a full mouthload of Las Pegasus finest sand. Then he jumped on her back, making some bones popping painfully. But she did not care. Because she was in love. Instead, she flipped them over, so she was onto his body. She dived down with her sandfilled mouth to kiss her lover. But with each centimetre she went down with her head, her lover was more and more pushed into the sand... until the sand has swallowed him, she kissed the ground and Celestia was left alone on the beach... It was a nightmare. "CHRIIIIIIS!!!" she shouted as she digged through the sand. She shot up from her throne, her breath has increased and she looked around for apparent signs of the human. Her human. The recognition of her lovers absence struck her like a punch. For now two thousand years she has not felt the touch of her human on her body... for two thousand years she did not experienced a fun night. But seriously, who wants a night with a princess whose reproduction organs are untouched for two thousand years? The door to the throne hall opened and she was regarded by the sight of Luna, along with her human who wore an collar around his neck and the rope was held tightly by Luna's magic. "Hello, dearest sister, I just want to see how are you doing." she smiled to her elder sister as she pulled the human behind her. "I'm fine, the sun is shining out of my ass..." she answered groggily. Luna began to laugh. The human began to laugh, too, but a death glare from Luna silenced him as she stopped laughing abruptly. Celestia looked at her sister with a empty look. "It's funny because it's true." Luna said, mentioning Celestia's cutiemarks. "I'm sorry, my mistress, but please may I go to the toilet..." the human asked, looking rather stressed. "SHUT THE FUCK UP, SPERM BANK." Luna growled deadly and the human averted his look from the pony in fear and began to cry. "He's still disobeying you, right?" Celestia sighed, "The human must know his place in royal society." "I'm going to make him that clear." Luna said, giving a sharp pull at the rope "Shut up!". The human winced in discomfort and stopped crying, but a sob escaped here and there from his mouth. "I can remember my time with my human... our first kiss, me invading his mind, being responsible for the death of his sister, making out with him without his permission..." Celestia looked dreamily at the ceiling of the hall with a sheepish smile on her face. "Yes, you drove him crazy." Luna also could remember this time, but not as good as his sister because she was a filly during that time. But she can also remember the times when the human played pranks on her, like swapping the shampoo, and she pranked him harder by chasing him down with a longsword. "Mhm..." hummed Celestia in approval. "Well, let's go out." she whistled to her human "Come with me, Steven!" Luna walked out with her human, then she looked at Celestia "You know, you can ask anytime to borrow my human." But the elder sister shook her head "I may, but I won't feel the same like with mine..." "Whatever you say." with that, Luna closed the doors, leaving Celestia alone again. She sighed loudly as she remembered the time as she and her human had to go seperate ways, thanks to some ponies who want to free him from his misery... "I love him!" she shouted at her father, tears streaming down her face. "You stupid little bitch, we gave birth to you, we raised you, we forcefully made you study princess business and now you want to ruin a human's life by asking us to make him immortal?!" her father shouted angrily at her. The human sat on the couch and having a combat knife in his chest. At that moment, he looked very well and he just needed a doctor to get rid off that knife. He achieved it as he was running around with it, thinking he was faster when carrying it... unfortunately, he tripped and fell and the knife embedded into his chest. She stopped crying, looked to the side and said sheepishly "...yes?" "NOPE!" the father said as he pulled the knife out from the human's chest. The human's eyes went wide, he made a "Uh!" sound and he died instantly. You know the rules: If you got a knife sticking in your body... never pull it out until the doctor has arrived. "NOOOOO! I'LL HATE YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY!" she roared as she run upstairs into her room. "I still hate my parents..." Celestia whispered. Suddenly, a letter appeared in front of her. It was sent by Twilight, so she was excited what her student has written to her. Maybe a new achiement in the friendship of magic? Then she can finally enter alicornhood and suffer from eternal immortality! She opened the letter and began to read. Dear Princess Celestia, Ooops, I did it again. I fucked up everything. Somehow I opened portals to a long distant world by trying to open a jar with dark magic. Plz come. Sincerely, Your student Twilight. Celestia facehoofed as she read the letter. Somehow her student was doing something weird shit and now she and her sister have to clean up the mess. She rose from her throne and went out... Back to Earth: A bullet whizzed past Chris ear, breaking the soundbarrier and he yelled in shock, awakening him again from his dreams... "HIQQUUUP!!! YOU SHIT! YOU DID IT AGAIN!" shouted Lee as he searched for cover behind tables. Everything went just as planned. The ECMs were placed, locks were picked and they got into position... but then Chris started to daydream again, missing the chainreaction and this caused to a civilian alarming the police. "I was gone just for a few seconds!" Chris shouted as he entered the bank through the backdoor, gunning down SASs who entered through the windows and sending helmets, masks and fresh tea flying everywhere. "FEW SECONDS? A FEW SECONDS?! HELL, YOU WERE AFK FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES!" Lee yelled angrily, looking for ambushing units. "The police just called for more units, they are preparing a counterstrike!" Bain reported. "You don't say!" Dan shouted into his earpiece, shooting blindly from his cover. Chris was reloading his JP36 rifle, as he spotted something in the corner of his vision and a high-pitched ringing was heard. "A BLOODY CLOAKER!" he yelled as said special unit ran up to him, before he received a boot in the face, which brought him down to the ground. Then the Cloaker began to baton the shit out of him, stopping occasionally to kick his sides hardly. "Now go to the forums and cry like the little bitch you are!" "MICHAEL! KILL THAT CLOAKER!" Lee shouted as he reloaded his Bernetti 9. "I can't! I'm currently feasting on the spleen of a hostage!" the man said, lips covered in blood. "WE CAN'T HOLD ON MUCH LONGER!" Lee cried over the sound of the heavy gunfire. Then he and Michael, who has just finished eating the spleen amd wiping the blood from his mouth, saw an opportunity and ran outside, but only to be met with the laserbeam of a sniper and then they disappeared, but that was unseen by the two remaining men. Dan spotted the Cloaker, still trashing the crap out of Chris, and finished him off by a shot in the side. The Cloaker fell and Dan helped Chris on his feets. "Oh god this hurts... fucking Cloaker." "This would not have happened if you stay focused! Now we have to blast our way through!" Dan said to the blue and green beaten human, and a nasty bleeding wound was on his left cheek where the Cloaker showed him his booth, despite the fact that Chris was wearing a unicorn mask. Chris was groaning in pain, but he seemed to be well in a while. The two criminals went through the backdoor, to help each other out. Chris was carrying a bag of ammo and Dan was equipped with a first aid case. Suddenly, a portal opened under their feets and they were sucked into a spinning colorful vortex. Colors blinded their vision, noises were going loud and a singing Sirenpony hit a phone booth, rendering it out of order.   "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" was the two humans could only say. How could happen a fate like this to the four humans...? "What have you done, Ditzy?" the dispatch asked the new sniper, who was sitting on a building nearby the GO Bank, "You made those criminals disappearing?!" "I dON't kNOW WHAt jUSt wENt WRonG!" the cross-eyed woman shouted, holding a portal gun in her hands, a laser sight and a sniper scope were attached to it "You're fired!" Back in Equestria: "What in my detested mother's name is going on here?!" Princess Celestia just arrived at the scene in Ponyville. A large colorful portal hovered about the marketplace and a sharp wind blasted through the environment. Princess Luna was directly behind her sister, but thanks to her bad flying skills, she was taken along with the breeze. "Hang in there, sister! Just wait... AAAH!" that was all what she could say. Princess Celestia decided to ignore her sister's screams and landed in front of Twilight and her friends. She gave her student a angry look, like all other ponies. But instead she should be happy because Twilight opened a interstellar portal, not every unicorn can do this! Twilight looked around in shame. "I blame the magic!" she yelled, before she ran into her library, to make it out with a portrait of Starswirl the Bearded... The princess shook her head in disappointment and annoyance and waited for her sister to meet her. Princess Luna crashed on the ground next to her with a cartoonish thud. She quickly get up "I'm here! Let's close that awful portal." They began to concentrate as their horns began to glow, to end the spell Twilight has casted and to seal the portal one and for all... ...only to two creature fell out of the vortex. The two humans piled together on the ground. "Aw, Hiqqup, what the fuck?!" "I dunno what just happened!" The last voice... it was so familiar for her. But she could not recognize the human's face, since he got a mask on. To her relief, the man put off his mask... and their eyes met. A wide smile appeared on Celestia's as she recognized Chris. "Hello Chris. Welcome back in Equestria." "What? Who are you? And how do you know my name?" Chris stood up. He briefly spotted Dan running away, the ponies scared the shit out of him. "Well, at first let me introduce myself. I am Princess Celestia, ruler of everything and allmighty goddess." she said proudly. "And a long time ago, we were together." "...really?" "Yes." "I can't remember..." he said quietly, before he felt blood running down his cheek. His wound still has not been cared of. "Omygosh! You're hurt... let me help you." Princess Celestia said, channeled magic in her horn and then she pointed it at Chris face... But nothing happened. "Oh, please give me a minute." she said and turned to the side. Then she channeled  again magic in her horn and pointed it at a random pony... A white beam shot out from her horn and it hit the pony. The pony floated up in the air, his skin turning black before he disintegrated in white sparkles. "Oh well, my magic is still working!" Princess Celestia said smiling, not kowing what she has done, and she turned back to Chris... who proceeded to run for his life. "Wait, Chris!" she shouted, then she raised a eyebrow. "...is he running into the forest? Fool!" Her sister sighed and said "Wait, we'll get him." She flew off with some Royal Guards to the direction of the forest. The forest Chris was running into is the Everfree Forest. Not very much is known about this mysterious forest, which was once the reign place of the royal sisters, except that many dangerous creatures are lurking in there. If Princess Luna can not manage to find him quickly, then maybe a Manticore. Or a large sea serpent. Or much worse, a pack of timberwolves. But then, Chris was equipped with a JP36 rifle, a Compact-5, body armor and a bag of ammunition. So he was prepared for bringing some creatures to the brink of extinction.