//------------------------------// // The Parasite // Story: A Romantic Story // by JustDing //------------------------------// +++WARNING! THIS CHAPTER IS REALLY FUCKED UP!!!+++ After the long train ride and giving autographs to their fans, the royal sisters have finally arrived at the Crystal Palace of the Crystal Kingdom which consists completely out of crystals. Inside the palace, they found Princess Cadance weeping in her throne and Shining Armor lying in a corner... he lost a drinking contest and drifted off into a dangerous coma. "AUNTY!" the love princess shouted and launched at her aunt from her throne. She completely ignored Princess Luna. "Hello, scumbag." Princess Celestia said smiling to her niece. The love princess's story is a dark one. She has been found stuck in the radiator grill of a Subaru Impreza Rally Car and she was rescued by the solar princess after Colin McRae finished his stage. Princess Celestia then raised the little filly by her own. "He is in my bedchambers." Cadance whimpered pitifully and the royal sisters waste no time but quickly made their way to the door... Princess Celestia and Princess Luna entered the dark royale bedchamber. Several candles were set up around the king-sized bed at the far end of the room. Alexander lied on the bed with a evil smirk on his face, his wrists were cuffed to the bed's frame. The princesses made their way to the bed and Alex followed their wake. He was generally in a bad shape. His irises have turned in a wicked yellow, his face was covered with fresh wounds and scars and he was malnourished, since the time parasite took completely control over his body. The princesses threw a stern look to him, but his only response was a evil snicker. Luna took position at the front of the bed and Celestia walked to the side next to Alexander, to be prepared if the time parasite tried to attack them. Alex shot up a death glare to the solar princess and giggled. Luna took a deep breath and began to spoke "We don't know if you can hear us, time parasite, but we demand to leave this body at once. You are not welcome in this world and-" But she was interrupted by Alex as he spoke in a very low voice "Your mother is with us. Do you have anything to say?" Luna cocked her head and said annoyed "Yes... mother, come out of there. I'm working here!" Suddenly, the sheets moved to the side and a old alicorn stepped out from the bed "You prick, you don't let your own old mom relax..." Luna beckoned her mother out of the room. The old grumpy alicorn slowly trotted to the door, cursing under her breath. "Bye bye, Miss Gaia!" Alex waved politely with a hand to the leaving alicorn. Luna rolled with her eyes as the door closed and she started anew. "As I said, you are not welcome in this world and we say you have to go to your own dimension." as Luna spoke, Alex laughed at Celestia "She should piss off and fuck herself!" Celestia screwed up her face at the scent which came out of his mouth. It smelled... just awful, to keep it short. She opened her saddlebag, took out a Tic-Tac and threw it in Alex's open mouth. He closed his mouth and began to hum at the refreshing taste. "...and you invaded his mind, to keep him away from us, particularly his love Princess Cadance, who wept weeks for his sake." "Your magical weapons are nothing against me!" Alex said, before he opened his mouth again, whirling his tongue around and panted like mad. The awful smell was not present anymore, but Celestia felt being turned on by that... inviting mouth. She copied the moves with her own tongue and moved closer to Alex... "Kiss me! You bitch! Kiss me!" Alex yelled. That was it. Celestia dived down, but before she could kiss him fully, she was held back by Luna's magic. "My sister, he is NOT your coltfriend or lover!" "Excuse me, you're right." Celestia said emberassed and smacked Alex head with a hoof, but he only snickered at that action. Luna continued "So we demand again, leave his body at once or we have to use our magic to remove you forcefully from his body. Then we will banish you from this world. And be sure, you won't like that!" "NIGHTMARE MOON SUCKED COCKS ON THE MOON!" Alex shouted suddenly out of the blue. Luna gasped deeply. Her lower lip quivered and then she ran out of the room, crying out loudly. Celestia looked at her sister sadly, then she glared at Alex, who just laughed at everything around him. "You took it too far... you made my sister crying..." she leaned down to Alex face and said dangerously "And I don't like it seeing my sister crying..." His face did not change. He was still smiling like a innocent little child. "You said that our magical weapons are nothing against you, right?" Celestia said casually. Alex nodded eagerly. "Greet my father from Tartarus." she said as she pulled out a Smith & Wesson .44 Magnum from her other saddlebag and pointed it at his forehead. "Uh-oh." Alex said. BAM! A mighty bullet crashed through Alex's forehead and killing the time parasit which has latched onto his brain. A few moments passed and Alex's irises returned to normal, the scars on his face healed and the normal flavour of his skin came back. He felt his strength returning into his body and everything was back to normal. Princess Celestia looked smiling at the lover of her niece and removed the cuffs from his wrists. He jumped out of the bed in happiness. "I'm healed! Hooraay!" and ran out of the room... ...what, did you expect a dead Alex? Nonsense! He ran to his pony wife and embraced her in a bear hug. "Oh mother of Celestia, I missed you so much." Princess Cadance was also happy and wept into his shoulder. Her heart skipped some beats in joy. But seriously, when your heart skips some beats, call immediately for the doctor. Maybe you are susceptible for an cardiarc infarction. "What is this?" she said as she noticed the hole in his head, then she gasped. "You... bond your soul with another mare..." "No... NO! Mum healed me! I would never betray you!" "He's right. I removed the parasite with this weapon!" Celestia said as she came by and held up the revolver. Princess Cadance looked at the weapon with big eyes, then she slapped Alex as hard as she could. Some theeths flew across the room and his jaw was also broken. "YOU BOUND YOURSELF WITH A WEAPON! YOU TRAITOR!!!" Somewhere else: "They are coming, my love! They held your mother as a hostage!" Nightmare Moon said as she looked from the window. "Moony, what are we going to do?" Jason cried as he feared for the sake of his very mother. "And why is your dialog bold typed?" "I don't know... but there is only way to rescue your mother!" she said. "And what is it?" "Bond with me!" she said in a whisper. She did not gave Jason the time to think about it, as she grabbed his head and eased -or more specifically, pierced- her horn into his skull. He gave a short squeak and blood ran down his face, before he went limp. At the same time, SAS's guys came into the house. They spotted Nightmare Moon holding the limp body of the boy... "Pony pony pony pony!" they shouted in unison, then they sprayed earl grey at her with waterguns. "TEA TEA TEA TEA!" Original british earl grey serves multiple purposes. You can drink it, you can mix it with british scotch, you can use it like fuel for your car, you can disable suspects for a short moment and you can violate the geneva convention. And thus it can alert the British Special Air Service. And then you are fucked. "AAAAAAH! MY EYES!!!" the mare shouted in agony, then she was drop-kicked down by a very particular policeman and cuffed tightly. Nightmare Moon struggled against the cuffs, but it was fruitless.  "Not so though than in the original story!" the Cloaker said and exchanged high fives with his colleagues. Back in Equestria: "What's on the list?" Luna asked as they flew through the air. Celestia took out a long sheet of paper and went through all objectives. She sighed. "I have to give Twilight a pair of wings, turn her skin into asbestos and force her signing a lifetime contract to do awful princess business..." "You are going to turn her into a alicorn?" "Yes..." Princess Celestia groaned. It was against her will, but a Merlin Senpai last word's were very clear... The pony who completed my spell is going to join the royal bloodline... bleh! Dead! They landed near Ponyville and Princess Celestia felt that the spell has been completed... and Twilight has been turned into a pile of ash. Luna and Celestia did not had the need to be turned into a pile of ash, but anyway. Now she concentrated her magic to enter the afterlife and searched for Twilight's soul. She found her, gave her some flashbangs flashbacks and then revived her into the body of a alicorn. But it was way more complicated doing this task than just saying it. "Now you are Princess Twilight Sparkle, the princess of friendship!" Princess Celestia announced happily as she trotted to her faithful student. "Wow... I don't know what to say!" Twilight was out of words, then she looked at her newgrown wings. "I have wings, cool!" She flapped with them a few times, then she swept up in the air. She quickly learned how to use them, much to Rainbow Dash's surprise, and she performed loopings and barrel rolls in the air. And no, you don't perform barrel rolls by just rolling through the air. It is a looping with distanced start and endpoint. Never before in her life she felt so... free and wild. Now she knew what Rainbow Dash always talked about flying. It felt good and nopony can stop her to do everything which she always wanted to do! Princess Celestia could not help herself but start to cry at the joy of her beloved student. Normally she would not give a fuck about the status of her student, but this was something completely different. "Woohoooo! I can fly!" Twilight exclaimed as she flew higher and higher... Then she was sucked into the jet engine of a Boeing 777-300. The engine bursted in flames and the plane struggled to keep his balance. "Mayday, mayday! Bird strike, bird strike! We are going down!" reported the pilot to the tower, but it was too late... "Tower! Say my wife that I love her..." The plane crashed somewhere into the Everfree Forest, followed by a not unsignificantly loud explosion. Before anypony could threw the solar princess the stink eye, she teleported herself back to the castle. Maybe this night Chris wanted to... you know?