You have a normal life. You're just like any other filly: You're happy, you have everything you need, you have a family and friends who love you. How could it get any better?

This story is a sequel to These Things Ain't Apples

"Though I do suppose it would be up to the task."

A strange mask appears out of nowhere up on Zecora's shelf with all the others. Out of curiosity she decides to put it to a test.

"A parasprite found its way onto my property, then the next thing I knew, it multiplied into its own colony. They've infested the backyard, ran rampant through our busted attic, and now they're crawling through the vents to get inside.

That's why I'm calling, I can't seem to get rid of them no matter what I try. From what I've been told, you're the best guy for the job."

Caution: Strong language

Thank you, Knight N Gale for the new title! (previously Wacky Weekend)

Celestia feels as though she has been in a rut. Thinking of a way to spice up her weekend off, Discord comes in with a proposition. Just to make things interesting, Luna also came along for the ride, despite not being given any notice.
They will spend the weekend as Rarity and her little sister Sweetie Belle, and vice versa.
Problem is, Celestia has the weekend off, but Rarity does not. What is she supposed to do now?
How will Luna deal with being a filly? How will Rarity and Sweetie act as royalty?
Will Discord have enough popcorn to last him through the show?
Let's hope everything turns out okay.

Inspired in part by Freaky Friday, though it is not the same premise.

Artwork made my marking

The one and only Adolf Hitler goes to Equestria to ruin the Summer Sun Celebration by getting down to some... unusual antics.
Don't ask how or why, this is a one-shot.

This story is a sequel to These Things Ain't Apples

Rarity explores a new cave and goes on her usual gem hunting expedition in preparation for a new line of dresses. She soon finds a shiny rock that looks truly unique and foreign to their world. needless to say, she just HAS to have it.

A short, fun one-shot that will have nothing explained.

Applejack was expecting the usual apple harvest. But one tree has a particularly odd apple that she does not remember planting. This strange fruit is not all that she encounters...

Hit the "popular stories" tab on 23/10/14. Thank you everyone!

Hello everybody and welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway?: My Little Pony edition"! Here we have the day the earth ponies stood still, Solid State! The thestral who flew off with my wallet, Star Tooth! Hey it's the guy who returned my wallet, Dull Edge! And the one who broke his back from his namesake, Blunt Force!
I am your host, Drew Carey, let's have as much fun as we can watching these technicolour donkeys make complete asses of themselves!
Yes, Whose Line is it Anyway? The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter.

I'm going to try to alternate between scene-based games (Improbable mission, sound effects, narrate, etc.) and the other wacky fun ones (scenes from a hat, party quirks, hoedown, etc.) to give this fic different stories to tell. So long as this fic can tell a story or four, I should be able to keep the moderators happy... right?

Warning: Crude humour and sexual themes. But you probably knew that already.

I have since recently dedicated this fanfic to Europa. You may be able to find out why.

A war has broken out between the royal sisters. Luna seeks autocracy over all the land with her newly established empire, and her sister is going to any means to prevent it from happening. More than one rift has formed: This split has caused their loyal subjects and even the Mane 6 to battle one another. None of the mayhem shall end until one side falls...

Cover art done by Sakura

I dropped a gallon of LSD straight out a milk carton, logged on, typed this all in a single session, and passed out.
Hopefully the goats in my attic are gone.
This was inspired by one youtube video alone. But that didn't stop me from ripping off of other sources as well. Seriously, try to find something in here that isn't at least similar to something else you're aware of. This was written hilariously bad on purpose for the sake of satire.
The OC tag is going to be used rather loosely...

"What I'm doing is wrong. I know it's wrong. But I'm gonna do it anyway" - TheMysteriousMrEnter