Whose Line: MLP

by Harbinger Of Mist

Action Replay

Welcome back to more Whose Line, the show that never ends. It just goes on and on, my friends.

Are you saying that we're meant to annoy others, not entertain?

Not necessarily. But let's find out with a game called "Action Replay". This is for all four of you. Now Star and Solid are going to start this game off while Dull and Blunt come and sit by the desk for the moment. Star and Solid are going to perform a short scene while Dull and Blunt listen to loud music with these noise-cancelling headsets. They will create their own interpretation of the scene using the movements they observe.

Since when were these invented in our world?

Are you finally questioning the existence of all these cameras, lights, sound systems, my buzzer--

Alright, alright... *Puts on headset* Oh, that's loud.

Any way, Star and Solid, your scene is you are scaling a snowy mountain when a blizzard suddenly starts up and you need to seek shelter.

Take it away!

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Solid and Star were hiking up a steep mountain. They were making great headway up their path as they stomped through the the thick snow.

"It's such a lovely day outside, isn't it?" Solid asked, stomping up at an incline.

"Yeah, but we're supposed to get rain soon," Star replied, looking up and around cautiously. "I know for sure those damned Mountain Ranger Pegasi are gonna screw with us." He sighed and shook his head, looking over at his leathery wings. "I can't believe you made me put these wing clamps on! It's like you don't trust me not to fly on without you."

Solid punched him in a foreleg playfully. "Yeah yeah. Come on, we're almost at the lookout zone! Wait, oh no!" He paused, eyes widening in terror. "Windigos!"

Star began to chuckle. "Oh, come on. It's so nice out--" He was cut off by a ghostly howl that picked up the wind. He hopped up next to Solid in fear. "Ah! What was that?!"

Solid pushed his head down and ducked. "No, hide! Can't you feel it? There's already a blizzard! We'll freeze to death unless we can get out of the open!"

"Well maybe if my wings weren't clamped shut I could fly us--"

"There!" The earth pony pointed to the right. "A cave! Windigos are afraid of caves ever since Hearths Warming!" With a diving leap, Solid reached his goal. Star repeated, falling on top of him. "Ah, gah, damn it, get off you damn bat!" Star clambered off, and they both stood up. "Okay we should be safe in here!"

Star looked around, then gasped and pointed. "Look! What is it?" They both approached the point. "It looks like... some kind of amulet." He picked it up and inspected it. "I don't believe it... the alicorn amulet. It's said that whoever wears it has their magic amplified tenfold. Unicorns become archmages. Earth ponies strong as dragons. Pegasi and thestrals... as strong as..." He started to drool as he brought his hooves closer to his neck.

"Let me see that!" Solid snatched it out of his hooves, then turned it over and narrowed his eyes. "Wait a second..." His eyes widened in shock. "Made in Chineigh?!"
BZZZZZZZZZTTTT!!

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Alright, nicely done, you two. Now... Dull and Blunt are going to make up their own scene using the movements they saw you do.

Can I finish listening to this song first?

We don't have time. Now, whenever you're ready...

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Dull and Blunt step out into the latter's yard. Blunt expresses his disdain, "Larry! I am sick of your dog wrecking my yard!" On cue, he stepped into a pile of excrement and held his hoof up off the ground in disgust. "Gaaaahhhh.... This is the third time!"

"I am so sorry about that." Dull responded sympathetically. He starts to look around the yard for any possible entrance points. "I don't know how he keeps getting in. Your yard seems perfectly secure to me."

Blunt hits Dull's leg with his dirty hoof subconsciously. "Well keep trying! 'Cause--" His eyes widen at the realization of his mistake. "Okay, that was my bad." He finally wipes his hoof off on some clean grass.

Dull became livid with disgust with the crap on his leg. "I'm so mad, I can't even concentrate on moving." All of the sudden, an unusually shaped toy aircraft swooped in from behind him, causing Dull to jump to Blunt's side. "Gah! What the hell was that!"

The aircraft turned and dove toward Blunt. He covered his head and ducked down to avoid collision. "What the hell?! That was your dog!" Dull's dog was flying around in the sky in some sort of jetpack-like contraption. It soon started to come down low in another horizontal approach. Blunt pointed toward the dog in alert. "He's coming in by the right!" he dove down to the ground to evade the kamikaze dog pilot.

Dull quickly dove in the same direction directly on top of Blunt in hopes of his dog missing him as well. He stood back up swept himself off. "Oh that was close. That's why he was able to invade your lawn!"

"Oh really?" Blunt quickly scrambled upright. "What tipped you off?"

"I don't know where or how he got that thing. But he must be just dropping 'bombs' all over the place." Dull gasps as he notices a small metal piece at a different part of the yard. "Look over there! Something must have broken off!" he trotted over to inspect the part.

Blunt followed him. "No wonder he went away, his machine is falling apart."

Dull picked up the part. It was vibrating immensely. "Oh, wow!" He had a quick idea and decided to hold it up to his neck to receive a massage from the doohickey. "Ooh. That feels nice, actually."

Blunt takes it out of his hoof and examines it himself. "Wait a minute..." He stares intently at it. "I recognize the colour and shape of this thing." He suddenly reared his head as he gasped and widened his eyes. "That's why my wife and I started having sex again!"
BZZZZZZZTTTT!!

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Ahaha! That's the kind of dog I wouldn't mind having to deal with. I want him to dismantle my wife's toys too.

Ahh! You ruined the ambiguity!

Oh, come on. You know it was obvious to everyone.

Heheheh. Dull should be glad I didn't do any crazy dancing.

I'd look stupid doing the worm anyway.

That's it for now, everyone! I need help with more original outros!

Author's Note:

Special thanks to Europa for his help in making this chapter more authentic. He wrote the first scene and held onto it until I finished the second. I had no idea what his scene was until shortly before the chapter was published.

Comments

[Europa]

Happy to help. That's an amazing interpretation for the second scene. What a dog, what a dog...

[Harbinger Of Mist]

5394551 thanks again