Whose Line: MLP

by Harbinger Of Mist

Irish Drinking Song

Alright. Everyone all set? Everyone sober?

I don't think some guys in the front row are.

We are!

Oh, that's not good. 'Cause it's time to do an Irish Drinking Song! This is for all four of you: Solid, Star, Dull and Blunt.

Top o' de mo'nin'!

Yeah, yeah. Now... What I need is a suggestion from the audience... something that would be a defining moment of your youth... Moving out! First date! Puberty! Uhh, first date! Let's do first date. I'm scared of puberty... and that's not the first time I've said that.

You're not alone.

Heheh... Okay, so... Wing Maid, whenever you're ready, let's hear the first date Irish Drinking Song.

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*Music starts*

Oooooooohhhh... hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
I brought my date home with me
She was so divine
We had a great night together
I couldn't walk in a straight line
I took her back safe and sound
I opened up my door
I leaned in to kiss her
And fell flat on the floor

Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
When I came to in the morning
I was laying on my couch
She asked me, "are you okay?"
All I could say was "ouch"
My vision started to clear up
My headache went away
She climbed right on top of me
We started to kiss all day

Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
It went on for hours
She wouldn't let me move
I wanted to get up and close the curtains
Some kids were watching us groove
I couldn't get rid of the snooping brats
My date, she didn't care
It's as though she wants them to watch
What a crazy mare

Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
Soon the whole town was watching us
Even the princesses too
We were putting on quite a show
I didn't know what to do
I decided to give up
And kiss her all over the face
And so everyone watched with awe
As I got to third base

Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di

Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-diiii deeee diiii deeeee diiiiiiiiiiii

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Ahahahaha! Now why couldn't that happen to me?!

That's right, when I get laid I want the whole town to know.

And with the princesses watching, all of Equestria will soon find out.

Hey, Luna! You're about to see why you promoted me to Captain!

Ahaha! We'll be right back with more Whose Line! Hopefully the intermission is long enough for you to get laid too!

Author's Note:

This may be getting relegated to a side-project fairly soon. I have another fic I want to get to, and with this one seeming to be ongoing (or at least i do every game possible at least once), I may never get around to it.
I'm sorry to all those who may seem disappointed with this development. But don't worry, this WILL be worked on plenty. Scenes from a Hat is coming very soon, and I plan to make it BIG, as it's my favourite game as well. I'll need suggestions (strictly MLP-related) if I'm going to make the extravaganza I hope to make it; the more I get, the longer it'll be ;)

Edit: ...yeaaaahhhhh... screw that other fic, that one will be the side-project

Comments

[Europa]

Oh my god. Yes. This is yes. You channel them so well, and I couldn't help but laugh at that.

[Harbinger Of Mist]

5016738 I can tell you're quite an avid fan of this fic. I appreciate that.
However, I need to turn your attention to the edited Author's Notes.

[Cloverleaf]

5012358 ah well, I would have suggested the Darwinist. Able to ensure that something bad doesn't happen to anyone else after the first few times.

There's one, but it's your fic, your call