Whose Line: MLP

by Harbinger Of Mist

Duet

Author's Note:

I'm getting crap for suggestions for Party Quirks. So here's my little stalling tactic.

BTW, the bold-faced italicized text means they're singing in unison

Welcome back! The two most used words in my vocabulary. I can chalk that up to the god-forsaken format of this fic. Let's jump right into Duet. This is for Bright and Star. Now I will just go up into the audience and find someone who do us some good...

Ah! What is you name?

The Great And Powerful Trrrixie!

Trixie, that's nice. And what do you do for a living?

*Looks on with deadpan expression as if her announcement was not enough* I am a magician.

*Turns and sputters out stifled laughs* Alright then! *Snickers* Have a seat on stage between our two performers.

Now... You two-- *Stifles more laughter and regains his professional composure* You two are going to sing a song for Trixie all about... magic, I suppose. You will be singing in the style of--

Please, anything but disco and country.

Disco!

*Scoffs*

We still love you. Now whenever you're ready, take it away.

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*Fast, funky disco beat plays*

Oh, I'm a great magician
Yeah let me tell you Trixie
I got a little book
And I'm learnin' some new tricks, see?

Oh and I know just how
To take you for a lift
I-don't-got-a-horn-but-I-still-cast-magic-if-you
catch my drift... Uh huh

That's right, Trixie
So powerful and great
You're clad in your cap
And with an "e", your cape

Can you show me somethin'
Now that you're all donned?
And if you really need to...
You can borrow my magic wand, yeah?

*Dance break*

Now what was that?
Did somethin' disappear?
I ain't tellin' no joke
I swear it was just right here

I'll bring it back
Now check out my form
Or I can save time and just ask
Anyone with a horn

You better believe it
Dear Trixie I'm smitten
Can I take a gander at any
Spells you may have written?

Oh my I'm so high
On this magic bliss-ies
And it's from a mare named the
Great and Powerful Trixiiiiiie!

Great and Powerful Trixie
Great and Powerful Trixie
Great and Powerful Trixie
Great and Powerful Trixie/Come on, girl! Show your magic!

Great and Powerful Trixie
Great and Powerful Trixie
Great and Powerful Trixie
Great and Powerful Trixie That's right, girl!

Hoo-oo hoooo
Hoo-oo hoooo
Hoo-oo hoooo
Hoo-oo...

Great and Powerful Trixiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!
*Bzt bzt bzt bzt bzt bzt!*

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*Thunderous cheers and applause*

Yeah! Alright!

*Trixie, Star, and Bright all return to their seats*

And you said you were going to botch it!

I did. I cheated for the rhyme for "Trixie" at the end.

Well, at any rate, a thousand points to each of you. And to the "Great and Powerful Trixie" for being such a good sport.

*More cheers*

And we will be back with more Whose line is is Anyway! Right after this!

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Comments

[steastritz]

Party Quirks if these suggestions are garbage let me know
1.Never left high school
2.Obsessive compulsive or Neat freak (its a party cmon)
3.The questionable gender type
4. The Romancer (genderblind/ sees each gender as potential lovers)

[Harbinger Of Mist]

6328931

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,,
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

[steastritz]

6331605
I dabbled in improv and these were suggestions that came to me in a snap.

[Harbinger Of Mist]

6331895 I would've liked some more specifics and barriers to work with, but still...

Hmmmmmmmm...

[Europa]

Ha, poor Trixie.

[Harbinger Of Mist]

6337539 sense that what make does?

[Harbinger Of Mist]

6393322 Solid is an earth-pony, and for the sake of the joke, so is his wife. Well, the one he gave himself. Brad was a bachelour during the original US run

[Europa]

6394105 B-But... the Cakes...

[Harbinger Of Mist]

6394943 You remember how shifty Mr. Cake looked when he tried to explain his kids? Perhaps he heard it from Mrs. Cake, and when he relayed that information to everyone else, he started to become suspicious of how ridiculous it sounded. The relatives involved are probably either dead or too hard to locate due to loose blood ties.