//------------------------------// // Duet // Story: Whose Line: MLP // by Harbinger Of Mist //------------------------------// Welcome back! The two most used words in my vocabulary. I can chalk that up to the god-forsaken format of this fic. Let's jump right into Duet. This is for Bright and Star. Now I will just go up into the audience and find someone who do us some good... Ah! What is you name? The Great And Powerful Trrrixie! Trixie, that's nice. And what do you do for a living? *Looks on with deadpan expression as if her announcement was not enough* I am a magician. *Turns and sputters out stifled laughs* Alright then! *Snickers* Have a seat on stage between our two performers. Now... You two-- *Stifles more laughter and regains his professional composure* You two are going to sing a song for Trixie all about... magic, I suppose. You will be singing in the style of-- Please, anything but disco and country. Disco! *Scoffs* We still love you. Now whenever you're ready, take it away. *Fast, funky disco beat plays* Oh, I'm a great magician Yeah let me tell you Trixie I got a little book And I'm learnin' some new tricks, see? Oh and I know just how To take you for a lift I-don't-got-a-horn-but-I-still-cast-magic-if-you catch my drift... Uh huh That's right, Trixie So powerful and great You're clad in your cap And with an "e", your cape Can you show me somethin' Now that you're all donned? And if you really need to... You can borrow my magic wand, yeah? *Dance break* Now what was that? Did somethin' disappear? I ain't tellin' no joke I swear it was just right here I'll bring it back Now check out my form Or I can save time and just ask Anyone with a horn You better believe it Dear Trixie I'm smitten Can I take a gander at any Spells you may have written? Oh my I'm so high On this magic bliss-ies And it's from a mare named the Great and Powerful Trixiiiiiie! Great and Powerful Trixie Great and Powerful Trixie Great and Powerful Trixie Great and Powerful Trixie/Come on, girl! Show your magic! Great and Powerful Trixie Great and Powerful Trixie Great and Powerful Trixie Great and Powerful Trixie That's right, girl! Hoo-oo hoooo Hoo-oo hoooo Hoo-oo hoooo Hoo-oo... Great and Powerful Trixiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie! *Bzt bzt bzt bzt bzt bzt!* *Thunderous cheers and applause* Yeah! Alright! *Trixie, Star, and Bright all return to their seats* And you said you were going to botch it! I did. I cheated for the rhyme for "Trixie" at the end. Well, at any rate, a thousand points to each of you. And to the "Great and Powerful Trixie" for being such a good sport. *More cheers* And we will be back with more Whose line is is Anyway! Right after this! Another word from our sponsors: