Whose Line: MLP

by Harbinger Of Mist

Three-headed Broadway Star

Welcome back to more Whose Line! I am rather surprised we haven't needed an extended break yet.

Speak for yourself. We missed out on three games to do our own things.

I meant I haven't needed to say goodbye to the audience yet. Then begin a new show. I feel like it's 3 am.

Does anyone in the audience have a watch?!

Let's just ignore space-time mumjo jumbo for a bit and move onto a game called... "Three-headed Broadway Star". This is for Star, Blunt, and Dull. Now what these three are going to do is they are going to sing a song side-by-side so they resemble a three-headed pony, and they are going to make up the song one word at a time in sequence.

Are you sure these two can copy my voice? Because...

Ha. Now you three are going to be singing about a pony you miss dearly. Audience, what kind of a pony would they miss?

Mother! Uncle! Roommate!

Roommate! And who would their roommate be?

Vinyl Scratch! Fluttershy! Berry Punch!

Fluttershy! You guys are going to sing a song about Fluttershy and how much you miss her as your roommate. Take it away, Wing Maid.

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*Music starts*

Oh... dear... Fluttershy. What- has- happened- to us? What- did- I- do- to you? ...to... deserve this? We- were- so... close. But... now- we- are- so- far. Where... have- you- gone? Where... did- you- go? I... miss you. You... miss me. I... need you. You- need me. I love you. You love meeeeeee! I want you to... come... again...ow. I... want- you to... return... to me. Oooooooh... Fluttershy... Please- come... back! You- are- so- great! ...At... cooking. I- will- do anything... to- have- you back. Ow... my- aching back! ...Massage?
BZZZZZZZZTTTT!!!

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That actually did kinda hurt.

Sorry.

Hey, that's what he gets... whatever it was.

This program contains IMmature subject matter! Viewer discretion...

Haha! Well, what did they expect? This is all improv. We're bound let some things slip. Even past the censors.

Well, If I could just be meta for a moment--

No. Let's not. We're smart enough to connect the dots.

We'll be right back with more Whose Line! Don't go away and make us sing a song about you!

Author's Note:

Screw you, chapter!! I found a way to make you NOT as tedious and not as much of a jumbled mess as you should have been!
Separate each word into its own line (I killed another bird with this particular stone)! Highlight and copy colour sequence! Ctrl-v every third line! I win!!
And guess what! The format required to give each word its own colour... made the final draft of the song take up 15 1/2 lines in the editing stage!

Comments

[Europa]

This always puts a smile on my face whenever it updates. Especially the 'again... ow'. I can totally picture what happened there and it's great.