Whose Line: MLP

by Harbinger Of Mist

Memorial Day Special Part 3: Forward Rewind

Welcome back! I trust all five of our guests had a nice coffee break.

It was terrible: The beans were grown locally, the cream wasn't french, there was no sugar, the stirring sticks--

Wait, wait! Five guests?!

Oh! Did I say that out loud? *Gets up and walks out to center-stage* Well, I suppose you deserve an explanation. Don't they, Drew?

*Rises from underneath desk and takes the seat* Yeah Drew, I agree.

[Cast, in unison] Huh?!

*Drew on center-stage transforms into Queen Chrysalis with a green, fiery aura* Greetings, peons!

Queen Chrysalis, everyone!

*Gasps and fearful applause*

*Chuckles* Oh, your fear is delicious.

Why are you here? During OUR special?!

Laughter is one of the strongest emotions, under love. And given this show's reputation... I should have a feast to last for the next few months.

Then why not tell your soldiers to be clowns?

Because love and lust still have more sustenance and provide better fuel. We're better off posing as ponies full time and whoring ourselves. But for the sake of dignity, we choose not to do that. Plus, it's not as easy to obtain. So why not vary our sources?

How can we trust you?

You can't.

Actually, that's because of our "producer".

What? *Horn short-circuits*

What he says goes. Now let's move on with a game called "Forward Rewind". This is for Firebrand, Tweak, Silvermane, and of course, Chrysalis. How this game is played is it plays out like a typical scene. Except when I play these sound clips...

/Forward!/ - /Rewind!/

...You will have to act out the scene in reverse, switch back to regular progression, all depending on what gets played. You really need to rely on your short-term memory for this game.

Then--

Shut up.

Now the scene is... Tweak is a wounded soldier crawling through the desert with a busted leg. Firebrand comes in and transports him to a nearby medical tent, where Dr. Silvermane can perform an emergency operation. Then Chrysalis comes in as Tweak's worried marefriend...

*Audience oohs*

...Who somehow snuck her way onto military grounds to see him. So whenever you're ready, take your positions and begin.

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The sun was unbearably hot as its rays beat down on a poor, weak, helpless, and deprived soldier. Tweak crawled through the desert at a slug's pace with only his front legs still able to move. One of his back legs had a large gash that would have bled him out had he not tied it off with a rag. With it numb and collecting sand in the open wounds and left weak and hungry, he was sure he would meet his fate out here in the middle of nowhere. "Help!... Someone!" He called out with his raspy voice.

He then began to hear a sound from behind him. "Wee-oo wee-oo we-oo wee-oo..." A siren blared as Firebrand came to his aid. "Wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo." Tweak's hero stopped off to his side and looked down on him with intrigue.

/Rewind!/

"Oo-wee oo-wee oo-wee..." Firebrand galloped in reverse back to the distance from whence he came. "Oo-wee oo-wee..."

/Forward!/

Firebrand reapproached the wounded Tweak and looked back down to him.

Tweak suddenly regained the strength to speak normally. "What the hell?! Some twerp with a light on his head and has to yell out his own siren is going to be my saviour?!"

"It's me or nothing, buddy."

"I'd like to die with dignity, thank you."

Firebrand disregarded his comment and lifted him onto his back. "Too bad." He resumed his siren and began to trot them both to a nearby medical tent.

In no time at all, they were entering through the front flap. "Wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo xbox." Firebrand came to a halt and carelessly flips Tweak onto the examination table.

Tweak lands with violent thump that shakes many small pieces of equipment down to the floor. "What the?! How close was I to this tent?!"

Dr. Silvermane came over to them clad in the usual gear. "What seems to be the problem?"

"Well, I've just been carried through the desert on a horse with no name..." Tweak gestures to Firebrand.

/Rewind!/

"It felt good to be out of the rain..."

/Forward!/

"Are you blind?! My leg is mangled!" Tweak shouted with a short temper as he drew attention to the gaping sand-coated wound.

"Quick! He might be infected!" Firebrand voiced his concerns.

Silvermane turns away to scour for the right tool. "Let me see..."

All of the sudden, Queen Chrysalis burst through the entrance and landed beside Tweak with a horrified expression. "Oh no, sweetheart!" She let out heavy cries of worry. "What has happened to you!"

Everyone, especially Tweak, was startled by her appearance. "What?! How did you--"

Tweak was cut off by Chrysalis pulling him in for a long, forceful kiss. He gasped for air as they broke away.

/Rewind!/

Chrysalis pulled him in for another kiss and held it for just as long.

/Forward!/

They joined together for yet another session that seemed to--

/Rewind!/

--last forever. Silvermane checked his watch as the sound of moaning filled the tent.

/Forward!/

Tweak was beginning to feel irked by the lack of control, but managed to break away when he heard a soft double-click sound from behind him. "What was that?!"

"Oh, baby!" Chrysalis wrapped her front legs around Tweak and began to weep. "How could this happen to you?! I'm so sorry I wasn't there for you."

"Ma'am, I'm sorry." Firebrand butted in. "But you're not supposed to be here. We could be attacked at any moment."

"Can we just do something about my leg?!" Tweak was not getting any more patient being a patient.

Silvermane turned back to face them. "Not to worry. I got something that should work." He presented an old halberd and held its head up high. "Now hold still." He winds it back and begins to chop off the leg with a single strike.

Tweak panicked in vain to try to get him to stop. The least the doctor could have done was give him anesthesia. "NononononoNONONO!!!!" The metal blade struck down with tremendous force, sending a jolt of pain up his entire body. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"

/Rewind!/

Tweak let out a second cry of pain identical with his last. He pleaded to doctor as he effortlessly pulled the halberd's head out of his leg. "Nonononononono!!!"

"Hold still." The doctor instructed as he stood the halberd up straight.

Firebrand warned Chrysalis. "Ma'am, you're not supposed to be here."

She ignored him and turned her attention to Tweak. "How could this happen to you?!" She pulled him back in for another kiss.

/Forward!/

They break away once again.

"Ma'am, you're not supposed to be here." Firebrand repeated.

"Hold still!" Silvermane wasted no time in bringing the halberd down on Tweak's leg, much to his dismay.

"Nononononono!!! Aaaaaaaahhhhh!!" Tweak screamed in agony as the blade dug into his bone.

/Rewind!/

"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!" Tweak screamed as Silvermane removed the weapon. "Nononononono!!"

/Forward!/

"Nononononono!! Aaaaaaaaahhh!!!" The halberd struck him again in the same spot.

/Rewind!/

Silvermane ignored Tweak as he raised the halberd back up.

/Forward!/

More pleading and screaming, and yet another strike on the bone. The halberd couldn't get all the way through Tweak's leg. He was struck by jolt of immeasurable pain.

"Whelp... That didn't work."

"Screw you!" Tweak yelled at Silvermane. He suddenly felt weak and on the verge of death. He turned to Chrysalis and brought her in close. "Honey. Don't forget, I-- Blegh..." He drops his head and now he's dead, and then the doctor's face turned red.

Chrysalis cried out, "whyyyyyyyyy?!!!!!"

/Rewind! Back to the top!/

"Whyyyyyyy?!!!" Chrysalis cried.

Tweak sprung to life. "Screw you!"

"That didn't work." Silvermane pulls the halberd out of Tweak's leg.

"Nonononono!!!"

"Hold still."

"Ma'am, you're not supposed to be here."

Chrysalis pulled Tweak in for another embrace and let go after several seconds. "Sweetheart!" She hops out of the tent backwards.

Firebrand's expression turned into one of shock. "Quick, he might be infected!" He grabs Tweak and carries him out on his back, heading out flank first. "Oo-wee oo-wee oo-wee oo-wee..."

Firebrand's "siren" continued as he reverse-galloped to a spot far away and dumped Tweak on the ground.

"What the hell?!" Tweak expressed his disdain.

Firebrand left him to rot as he trotted away. "Oo-wee oo-wee oo-wee..."

Tweak's voice went raspy as he began crawling. "Someone... help..."
BZZZZZZZZZTTTT!!

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Okay! Nice! A thousand points to each of you for making a completely different story by leaving out several lines.

Just a thousand?

Okay, 3000 for you... Your Majesty. Oh, and and to Tweak as pity.

What for? She's actually a remarkable kisser once you get past the fangs.

Not surprised you think that way. I've had plenty of practice, as you could imagine.

Wait, you enjoyed it?! Well, you don't need any points in that case.

Should've kept my mouth shut...

*Looking at his cellphone and chuckling* You're tellin' me...

What are you looking at?

Nothin'... *Lightly tosses cellphone to Gryphon*

*Gasps and begins muffling his laughter*

What is that?! *Snatches cellphone and inspects* [A picture of Queen Chrysalis and Tweak happily making out taken during the scene] *Gasps*

Oh, you're dead, man.

I don't think so.

*Growls at Firebrand as horn short-circuits again*

Thank you, producer ex machina.

*Growls again and teleports away*

What is it?! *Picks up cellphone and yells in shock*

Hey, if it's any consolation, if you ever contract a sickness or poison from making out with her, I will not hesitate in carrying you out to the middle of the desert and leaving you to die to save everyone else like I just did a minute ago. *Smiles*

You... are... so lucky you're my boss. *Hoofs over phone*

We'll be right back with more! Don't go away!

Author's Note:

That makes two photos she has to worry about.

Comments

[The Fiery Joker]

Hot.

[Europa]

CHRYSSY! I really liked this one, and I could just picture Drew's shit eating grin as he kept it on 'pony-changeling makeout' and on 'agonizing torture'. I know I would...