Alright. Everyone all set? Everyone sober?
I don't think some guys in the front row are.
We are!
Oh, that's not good. 'Cause it's time to do an Irish Drinking Song! This is for all four of you: Solid, Star, Dull and Blunt.
Top o' de mo'nin'!
Yeah, yeah. Now... What I need is a suggestion from the audience... something that would be a defining moment of your youth... Moving out! First date! Puberty! Uhh, first date! Let's do first date. I'm scared of puberty... and that's not the first time I've said that.
You're not alone.
Heheh... Okay, so... Wing Maid, whenever you're ready, let's hear the first date Irish Drinking Song.
*Music starts*
Oooooooohhhh... hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
I brought my date home with me
She was so divine
We had a great night together
I couldn't walk in a straight line
I took her back safe and sound
I opened up my door
I leaned in to kiss her
And fell flat on the floor
Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
When I came to in the morning
I was laying on my couch
She asked me, "are you okay?"
All I could say was "ouch"
My vision started to clear up
My headache went away
She climbed right on top of me
We started to kiss all day
Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
It went on for hours
She wouldn't let me move
I wanted to get up and close the curtains
Some kids were watching us groove
I couldn't get rid of the snooping brats
My date, she didn't care
It's as though she wants them to watch
What a crazy mare
Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
Soon the whole town was watching us
Even the princesses too
We were putting on quite a show
I didn't know what to do
I decided to give up
And kiss her all over the face
And so everyone watched with awe
As I got to third base
Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-diiii deeee diiii deeeee diiiiiiiiiiii
Ahahahaha! Now why couldn't that happen to me?!
That's right, when I get laid I want the whole town to know.
And with the princesses watching, all of Equestria will soon find out.
Hey, Luna! You're about to see why you promoted me to Captain!
Ahaha! We'll be right back with more Whose Line! Hopefully the intermission is long enough for you to get laid too!