//------------------------------// // Remembrance/Veterans Day Special Part 3: Bartender // Story: Whose Line: MLP // by Harbinger Of Mist //------------------------------// Welcome back! Now, let us move onto our final game before these guys need to leave. Aw! I would very much like to stay for another Scenes From A Hat. That is months away. If we do it too often, it will stop being special. Fair enough. I am willing to do Hoedowns fairly often, but I don't want you guys to hate me. So let's finish off your visit with a game called "Bartender"! Gryphon, you're gonna be standing up here at this bar counter we have on the stage, you're going to be the guy serving drinks to the other three at your bar. Firebrand, Tweak and Silvermane will be coming in one at a time, and they will sing about their problems to Gryphon, and he will give his thoughts or advice on their matters in the same fashion. Why am I the one who has to do the most singing? I do my best when I have a script. And Applebloom. Then it should be a barrel of laughs to see you mess up. Let's start with Silvermane. Audience, what is Silvermane frustrated about? ... Those damn kids won't get off of his lawn! Haha! Those damn kids... won't get off of your lawn. We get it!! *Audience boos* Every part needs a pooper, that's why they invited you...--why they invited me... Party pooper... party pooper... Ahem! Now, whenever you're ready Silvermane, Wing Maid. Take it away. Can you smoke in here? No. Leave it outside, if you please. Listen to me I have been dealing with something for the past week now I cannot handle it - anymore I need to get rid of them, but how? You see these kids Are treating my lawn like a theme park I tried everything I even wagged my cane and barked They left an hour ago I just know that I'll see them later The last thing I heard them say was "Cutie Mark Crusader aeratoooors" I see - Those three Don't seem to know how to take a hint I suspect they only do it Because you're too frail to sprint But I know what you can do This whole thing doesn't have to be a bummer If you're good with words - and you can afford it Why not give them a job over summerrrrr? *Audience cheers* Well done! See? You don't need your marefr-- partner. *Audience oohs* ...O-or a script. Uhh, Tweak! Come on up! Now Tweak is excited about something. What is he excited about? *Audience shouts incoheretly* ... Take your kid to work day! Take your kid to work day! Tweak, you're excited about take your kid to work day. A rather specific one, I suppose they were just waiting for the opportunity. Or maybe the author-- Hush. Now whenever you're ready... Oh wow! Fifty percent off today?! Yes! The usual, my friend? Please... Oh boy - Today's the day I'll need more than one round for this! My privates are--... I cannot believe how much I miss I need to watch my mouth For their kids are gonna be there While their daddies are running the course I'll be sure to beware I'll do something special Yes! I can do that I'll let your marefriend be sergeant for a day So long as she doesn't break my hat Oh my This is new I've never heard of this But it seems you know what to do Drill sergeant for a day Sounds rather fun Give her two of her own hats So that I can have one I have an idea of my own Now don't take offense I think we should make a song for you To use as a marching cadence *Audience cheers* Alright! Very nice! Now Firebrand. Firebrand is afraid of something-- Me! Harhar... His fangirls? No. Let's get a-- Actually... Yeah! Nooo... Forget the audience. Firebrand is scared of his fangirls! No no no! Take it away! Gah! Why the long face, stranger? Graaaargh! Want something to drink? I don't need a drink - I want time to think A mare I know seems to love me a bit too much I've been running and hiding - and in you, I'm confiding Don't you make jokes on the matter and such I see hearts in her eyes - her lust, it never dies She keeps waiting for me to answer her call It's times like this - that I wish I acquired a taste for alcohooool My friend... You should be flattered To choose over fear and a cute mare (meh) I think I would take the latter Frankly, dear boy She could be one to make you dance Are you not the kind of guy Who gives everything a chance? But since you're not a proper patron You're not gettin' much help from me (So I've seen) But here's a glass of ice - and some advice ...FireRose OTPeeeeeeee *Audience cheers wildly* Very nice! Ahahahaaa! Yes... I should probably put that on my own video. You better ship your butt back out to sea if you know what's good for you. Oh, there WILL be shipping, my flaming friend. Uhh... Gryphon. Yeah? Run. Huh? Oh. Flaming. *Bolts from behind bar and gets chased backstage* And that is all from our esteemed guests, give them a round of applause everyone! *Audience gives extended standing ovation* *Firebrand and Black Gryphon reappear* Now, if you guys don't mind... Front and center! Oh no... No, don't worry, I'm not gonna do that. Before you go, it's only fitting that we all give a proper farewell. Everyone, salute! *Everyone in the studio raises their front-right hooves and touches them to their foreheads with knees out to the side* Thank you all for being here, it was a great pleasure. Thank you for your service, here at the studio, and most importantly out in the world doing what you do best. To the four of you specifically, Semper Filly! And to everyone else, we will be right back with our usual band of misfits, don't go away!