"A parasprite found its way onto my property, then the next thing I knew, it multiplied into its own colony. They've infested the backyard, ran rampant through our busted attic, and now they're crawling through the vents to get inside.

That's why I'm calling, I can't seem to get rid of them no matter what I try. From what I've been told, you're the best guy for the job."

Caution: Strong language