Now normally we save this for the end. But since I'm in a hurry to see these guys suffer, let's move onto everypony's favourite game: Hoedown! This is for all four of you! Now what I need from the audience is a suggestion of a relaxing activity that can be easily be ruined...
Party! Concert! Vacation!
Vacation! Thank you! How am I supposed to relax at a concert, seriously? So, with the help of Wing Maid on the piano, let's hear the Ruined Vacation Hoedown.
*Music starts*
I went to Las Pegasus - with my pregnant wife
Her water broke when we were having - fun in Paradise
I was so excited - I thought I could just sing
That is until my son popped out - and I saw a pair of wings
For my last vacation - I flew around the world
My leather wings and fangs helped me - pick up lots of girls
I'll tell you a secret - if you can keep it between us
I high-tailed it right back home - when I saw the last one's--
My last vacation - didn't go so well
The amusement park we went to - seemed to be from hell
They just got shut down - from a secret they were hiding
Their next attraction was - gonna be horse-back riding
Whenever I go to the beach - I make the same mistake
I forget to pack swimtrunks - for going in the lake
Last year it was a bust - for no good reason, you see
'Cause somehow I got arrested - for public nudity
For pub-lic nu-di-tyyyyyyyyy
Okay! We have more Whose Line coming up next so don't you try to get away!