Caffeine is one hell of a drug.

Anon knows it, misses it, needs it. He's been without it so long that his body doesn't even know what to do with it anymore, but that won't stop him from ODing on it given the chance. God have mercy on anyone who gets in his way when the rush takes over.

Or anything.

While welcoming a foreign dignitary to Princess Twilight's Palace, Applejack refers to the single monarch as "Y'all." This, of course, causes the entire Kingdom of Equestria to explode into flames.

Okay, maybe not explode into flames, but it could happen... right? Just ask Twilight...

Meh.

On a normal day hopping along her usual path in Ponyville, Pinkie Pie has the misfortune of coming to see horrendous signs that insult her.
Whoever put the signs don't understand the consequences of their actions.
That pony simply doesn't understand the consequences.
No problem, it will all go right.

Luna has doubts on her feelings to bring along everlasting darkness, torn between jealousy of her sister’s adoration and fear of disappointing her.

However, a strange creature comes and gives her the motivation she requires to make her choice.

Like most of the stuff I write, it's a small idea that just popped into my head that I figured I'd share.

Enjoy, and as always critique is welcome

A young man named Dave, while writing a personal journal about his perceptions of liking the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", is unexpectedly whisked away into the land of Equestria, where his memories about the world even being part of a show are erased, leaving him lost in an unfamiliar land. Luckily, help comes to him in the form of a pony named Pinkie Pie, who immediately dubs him her new friend, and introduces him to life in Equestria...

Cover art done by Redback Spino

Editing: Firebirdbtops

Two years after the Canterlot invasion, Queen Chrysalis is the last of her kind. However, she is confident that the Changelings will survive. They always have.

The Ponies' help may be the only thing that will keep the Changelings from falling into extinction, but Chrysalis refuses to ask.

She does not need it.

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Cover art by Huussii on Deviantart.

Extremely helpful editing done by Wahnsinniger,Derpator, & Doccular42.

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Booker is a nice guy who lives a relatively normal life. Most of the time. About a month or so ago, he started getting visits. Little pop-ins every now and then. He likes them, though admittedly they can be a smidge intruding at times. This visitor has grown to be a good friend of Booker, quite close, actually. Strictly platonic, though. Most of the time . . . .

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The sequel is out: Transcendant Assignation

Sometimes we forget who we really are. We ignore things that should be important until we forget they were even there and end up locked away in forgotten places in our hearts. But no matter what happens, we can never hide from ourselves. This is the story of when people meet, even when they were never meant to do so. A story that shows us how alien we can be to other worlds... Or to ourselves.

The star system Omega Centauri was just another oddity on a map to scientists in the not too distant future. However when they found the star was orbiting an earth-sized, earth-like planet instead of a black hole as its motion had suggested, a mission was scrambled to investigate this most unusual of celestial behaviors.

Hamstrung by politics, and nearly crippled before it began, the 'Lone Ranger' mission was reduced to just one crew member and left to his own devices.

These are the logs of Arrow 18 and its lone commander. This information is classified TOP SECRET by the Global Space Agency.

Do NOT tell the princess.

Maud Pie has written thousands of poems.

Here are some of her poems.

They're about rocks.

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