While I have concerns, this is also...kinda nice?
Anyway, I know my last piece was lacking in bodily fluids and distressing violence, and my apologies on that. So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to let you assholes decide what I put up next. I have a few options, so choose wisely.

-A story Skittletits wrote and I helped with that is so beautifully autistic I cry happy tears.
-A thing I've been writing when drunk on and off for a month that involves fluttershy.

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A thing that makes me money.

Money allows me to drink.

Drinking allows me to...to...give less shits I guess. And it allows me to write poorly.

So, in summation, work enables me to write shit for you guys. So I gotta do it, and it's being a pain and eating my free time right now. Sorry. I will have some new shit up shortly though. And I promise you, it will be alcohol-induced as ever and may or may not involve vomiting. Well, if it doesn't, I'll just drink till I throw up. Sound good?

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