Once upon a time, there were three young mares who went to the Guard academy.

And they were each assigned very… hazardous… duties.

But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me.

My name is Blueblood.

Big thanks to TGM for prereading/editing and putting up with my nonsense!

Cover Art by me via Photoshop.

Although this is a crossover, it takes only its format and name from Charlie's Angels. No characters, plotlines, or any other pieces of the other source are used or ponified. Thus, it requires no knowledge of Charlie's Angels to understand. But you should watch the show anyways. It's friggin' awesome.

Two outlaws get more than they bargained for when they kidnap a young Pinkie Pie for ransom.

(Fusion crossover with O. Henry's short story "The Ransom Of Red Chief" Featured on EQD 2/15/14)

Derpy Hooves is secretly a changeling.

Nopony particularly notices, or cares.

(New 9/15/19: Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi! Thank you!)

I once had a friend. She was the dearest, most special friend I'd ever had, and she stuck by me in a place where nopony else would. But she's gone now, as well as every good memory I once had. It's all because of a condition I have that not only gives me uncontrollable bouts of rage, but also renders me incapable of remembering most of my life.
I want everything to be okay. I just don't know where to start.

Jack Andrews is a student training to be a Catholic missionary in Equestria. Lyra Heartstrings is a starving artist trying to make it in Canterlot's music scene. With Lyra's help, Jack is going to introduce the ponies to the joys of Christmas.

Or, if that doesn't work, he'll at least introduce them to the joys of eggnog.

Featured on Equestria Daily.

Edited by AugieDog, Caden, and TinCan.

Derpy is a dedicated mail mare, albeit a rather untalented one. She's always dropping and breaking the packages entrusted to her. Infuriated, her boss gives her an ultimatum: one more mistake and she's fired. When she suffers a mid-air collision and opens the package to find it is filled with broken plates, her heart shatters as well. Is Derpy really the broken, useless mare that her boss thinks she is?

Featured on EQD:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/10/story-cracked-beauty.html

Raindrops is just your average Ponyville pegasus looking forward to her favourite day of the year- Winter Wrap Up. But what happens when she finds a weird book under the snow on her front doorstep?

You decide!

Raindrops' Wrap Up is a "choosable path adventure" that we'll write together! I'll provide the outcomes- all I need from you is suggestions on each chapter for what to do next. I'll write up a maximum of three suggestions for each one, and we'll see where we go from there!

EDIT: lilspikeywikey over on youtube has embarked on a bold reading of this ridiculous experiment! Click here to go have a listen.

What's going on here?

What's going on here is that this is going to be a 'choosable path adventure'.

What's one of those?

Really? Okay, well, a choosable path adventure is like a regular story, but when you're reading it instead of the main character doing what they want to do, they have to do what YOU want them to do.

Oh cool! So is it finished?

Not yet. And I'll need your help.

Okay, so Pinkie's a demon, alright? And her non-euclidean cookies are-

Hold yer horses, kiddo. I'm doing the writing. All I need from you are decisions about what to do next. When you read a chapter, at the bottom there will be at least one of the following:

1) choices to make, and links to follow if you want to make those choices
2) a request for more possible choices in the comments
3) THE END

If you just want to read the story, follow the link for the choice you want and it'll take you to another chapter in this story. If there's a request for choices, and there's not a choice you like, then please make a comment explaining what you'd like Raindrops to do. If there's a Requests closed for this chapter! under the choices, then that means you were too slow this time and you'll just have to make do with the choices that are available to you. If it's THE END, then hooray! You have completed Raindrops' Wrap Up. Good for you!

You'll write up every suggestion?

Nah. There's a maximum of three choices and I'll usually add them in the order they're asked, but please refrain from "asking" an entire path through the story. Lets get as many ponies in as possible! Also, no Mature requests, please. That 'Teen' rating is non-negotiable. Finally, I get final discretion over which choices I go for. If I didn't go for your choice, please don't take it personally- you'll get other chances to put requests in!

Why Raindrops?

Why not? She's a background pony with no canon personality, so you can feel free to make her whatever kind of mare suits your fancy.

Why the "Random" tag?

Er, this could literally go anywhere. There could be comedic paths, romance, deep interpersonal tragedy, the end of ponykind, dismantling Equestria as a memetic construct created by the inhabitants of a pony gulag in the Lunar republic- what else could I have tagged it as? Also, if we actually include all of those things, I will count myself as having won a small prize.

How big is this going to get?

Let's find out.

Alright, let's get going!

Sweet! Please click Chapter One to start Raindrops' Wrap Up.

The Evil Enchantress Torka has kidnapped Prince Miche of the Kingdom of Levure. None of the kingdom's warrior dare defy the reptillian warriors of the enchantress! Only one mare is bold enough to challenge the Evil Enchantress, to atempt to save the prince, to brave the Dark Fortress of Ugn, and invicible enough to hope to come back alive: Raindrops of Clan Drops, Barbarian Queen!

A very silly short fic. This is technically a Lunaverse webisode, but does not rely on the continuity of that Alternate Universe so it can be enjoyed by anyone even if you are not a fan of the Lunaverse.

If you don't know the Lunaverse, then please come and visit us in the Lunaverse Group for all the stories in chronological order!

After GLaDOS is uploaded into a potato battery, Wheatley humiliates the AI even further by uploading her into a project that was abandoned by Aperture a long time ago. In the blink of an eye, she finds herself in a deformed body of flesh and bone that resembles an equine, and is just as powerless as one too. It comes with all of its needs and bodily functions as well. To make matters worse, she's trapped in a land full of insufferable creatures that just want to make 'friends.' Will GLaDOS' cold, sadistic sense of humor and morals get the better of the ponies? Or will they peel away the once artificial being's metallic shell and find that there's a softer side? Probably not, but it's worth a try.

Story Theme: Tyler Bates - I Love You (Watchmen OST)

Thanks to Meeester, MrJoshy, and funkyferret for proofreading/reviewing.

Cover by Fedte16.

The April 1st chapter of Anthropology, which was temporarily posted in place of Chapter 18. I certainly was not going to let this masterpiece disappear forever.

Everyone wanted to see what would happen if Lyra watched an episode of My Little Pony, so I took that concept and pushed it to its most logical conclusion.