Once upon a time, there were three young mares who went to the Guard academy. And they were each assigned very… hazardous… duties. But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me. My name is Blueblood.
Jack Andrews is a student training to be a Catholic missionary in Equestria. With Lyra's help, he's going to introduce the ponies to the joys of Christmas, or at least to the joys of eggnog.
Derpy tries to deliver a package to a famous artist, but when she arrives, she finds the contents shattered into pieces. Is she really as useless as her boss thinks she is?