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POV: Bugze
The PonySpartan’s Comment
You take your hoof off of Twilight and say, "Alright, so the one pony I hate most in this world is right behind this barrier? Well if that’s the case, I hope that Ponyville has some reaaaally good medical help because I don't think any hospital is gonna be able to fix her when I'm done with her!" You say angrily and crazily as you walk right up to the barrier.
“Wh-what are you going to do?” Twilight stutters as she stands up.
You look at her with your glowing orange and red eyes, which she steps back at, and say,
"It honestly depends on what she does." You look back at Ponyville. "For example, if she tries to hurt my baby I'LL BUCKING KI-
Bugze! Enough! I think we both know that Nightshade is capable of dealing with that whorse. Just get there and make sure she's safe first.
You breathe out and calm yourself. Twilight comes down from her recoil at your initial outburst and asks,
"You're baby? You mean... the alicorn filly?"
"If only Discord didn't erase your memories. You would remember how close the two of us are,” you mutter to yourself before looking back to her, "Yes. My Daughter, who just so happens to be on the other side of this barrier with that traitor!”
“Why is she even in the town in the first place? Why are you even here?”
“I let her go get a quick snack from Sugarcube Corner, we weren’t planning on staying here, you and your kind ensure that we’re always on the run," You lie. "And now, we’re trapped near this stupid town once again! So if you don't mind I'm going to go get my daughter and show Trixie why you don't show your face to me a second time!"
“And how are you going to do that? This barrier is teleport proof, and it’s actually a sphere that phases through the ground,” she points out.
“They way I solve every problem. FALCON PUNCH!” you yell striking your hoof against the surface. It rattles your arm and does absolutely nothing.
DWC’s Comment
Kersey’s Comment
“Falcon Punch!” you yell once again, striking the spot again.
“Falcon Punch!”
“Falcon Punch!”
“Falcon Punch!”
“You’re not even making a dent in it,” Twilight shouts.
“That’s what you think! Falcon Punch! Falcon Punch! Falcon Punch!”
“Oh come on! Just use your head for one second,” Twilight berates.
“Fine! "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!" *WHAM* "Owwww."
Even with a running start, all you accomplish is a headache.
“I didn’t mean it literally!”
Try it again! Sombra suggests a little too quickly.
Silence pest.
“Ugh! Everyling Shut Up!” you yell shaking your head. “Falcon Punch! Grah!”
After several more punches with no progress, you growl in rage at how Trixie is screwing with you again, and whisps of the Nightmare Cloak surround you, causing Twilight to back up.
“FALCON!!! PUNCH!!!” you roar, your hoof on fire as you are actually able to punch your hoof through the barrier…which immediately seals up around your hoof.
“Ack! Get it off, Get it off!” you yell in panic, your Nightmare Cloak dissipating. “This feels really weird!” You place your other three limbs on the surface of the barrier and begin pulling, none of your hooves are on the ground.
Behind you, you hear Twilight smirk and say,
“I told you, this barrier is impregnable.”
“Quit being smug and help or I swear to Luna, I will 127 Hours this up and strangle you with my nub!” you yell.
“It is literally impossible to strangle someone without their hoof,” Twilight mutters and tries to help you.
After a few painful tugs, you are finally able to get your hoof out, with only a bit of road rash on your hoof to show for it.
“And yet another thing to hold against that blue whorse! How did she get THIS strong?”
“I don’t know,” Twilight says in bafflement. “But however she did it, whatever new powers Trixie has gained has increased ALL of her spells. I’d say they’re clear on into Alicorn range.”
Well that’s bucking great, I’ve never actually defeated one of those in a one on one fight…Actually now that I think about it, none of us have.
I would have if it weren’t for that Tree’s favorite little macguffins, Selena rants.
Yeah, and Simba peaced out and hid for a thousand years like a punk rather than face two.
That is a gross mistranslation of my actions!
Shaking your head, you look to Twilight and say,
“I don’t care how powerful she’s gotten. She’s going down…But first we have to get past this damned bubble. You got any ideas?”
“Actually No,” she admits with a sigh. “That’s why I was heading into the Forest. Zecora usually has answers, and right now I have a lot of questions.”
You look back at the barrier and growl,
“Well I’m all out of ideas. It’s just as good as any. Lead on,” you command her.
“And what makes you think I’m going to let you tag along?” Twilight asks.
You glare at her and say,
“Because instead of leaving me in that wall and calling up your precious Princess, You got me out and told me your plans. I can tell losing to Trixie has hit your pride, and you take this personally. So personally that you’re willing to talk to me over the embarrassment of running to your teacher for help.”
Her face pales at this, before she gives you a glare and say.
“Try not to fall behind,” and trots into the Forest.
You give an amused grunt, before looking back over your shoulder one more time.
“Be safe in there baby, don’t do anything stupid like I would do,” you mutter before trotting off after the bookworm.
POV Change: Nightshade
Oh Sweet Celestia I’m on the edge of doing something stupid like daddy would, you think in anger.
ThePonySpartan’s Comment
Your glare centers your attention to Trixie and Trixie only, your eyes glowing brighter every second. The confusion at her statements only serving to fuel your anger.
You are NOT daddy’s best friend! You don’t have the right to say that!
Your horn starts to spark a bit with blue magic as you barely stop yourself from engaging Trixie in rage.
Stupid bucking promise! If I wasn’t so deathly afraid of Pinkie I’d…Grrr!!!
“Alright you little nuisances, begin to lay the foundation for the statues,” she orders Snips and Snails.
“But how do we do that?” Snips whines.
“I don’t know, you figure it out!” she says before magicking a rock pulling harness onto him and Snails.
She then does the same to other towns ponies and orders them to start working.
You witness all of this, even though your eyes have completely been overtaken with glowing light.
Snips and Snails may be stupid disgusting idiots, but not even they deserve this…much.
“Muhahahaha!!!” Trixie laughs, before she materializes some sort of relaxing chair and begins to watch the labor unfold. And she’s holding something.
Your eyebrow raises and your eyes lose some glow in favor of confusion.
Is that a teddy bear?
DWC’s Comment
“Oh, this is going to be so perfect,” Trixie declares as she holdsthe weird white and black stuffed bear with a wicked red eye, under her chin.
“He’ll hear about what I’ve done, and all the despair I’ve caused to these horrible towns ponies, and he’ll be so proud. And then I’ll finally be able to see his face. He’ll look so happy, pupupupu…” she rambles off into gibberish snuggling the teddy bear.
Your eyes fully unglow at this, and you cut the magic to your horn.
Okay, this b!%$# definitely be cray-cray. Does…does she actually think Daddy is still her friend? Because if so, how delusional can you get
Also, where in the buck are the rest of the Deadly 6 if Ms. Twilight got defeated?
You look around, but don’t really see hide nor tail of them.
Crud, did she really beat them all? Not even Discord was able to do that…Wait a second, that’s it! I don’t have to fight at all and break my promise, I’ll just get that moron to do it!
Kichi’s Comment
If he’s as reformed as Ms. Fluttershy says he is, then this bullspit can get solved in no time.
With that in mind, you head out of town before Trixie notices you and towards Fluttershy’s cottage. Along the way, you stop by where you and your dad got separated, and he’s not there either.
“Of course, because that would be too simple,” you mutter and continue onto the cottage.
When you finally arrive, you begin banging on the door.
"Fluttershy! Ms. Fluttershy! We need help!" you shout.
"Ummm... Nopony is home. Please return after the crazy blue unicorn leaves. Thank you" comes the clearly at home voice of Fluttershy through the door.
You just groan and knock again
"Fluttershy, it's me, Nightshade. Now please open up, we need reinforcements."
You then wait in silence for a moment, before you hear the sound of many locks and chains being opened. The door then swings open, but instead of the yellow Pegasus, you are treated to the sight of Angel Bunny, looking a bit downcast.
"Let me guess... In her room?" you ask, and he nods his head.
"Under the bed?" he nods again before you both sigh.
“Alright thanks. Oh, and sorry things didn’t work out with you and Mangle,” his ears droop at that and he looks down, nodding sadly. “Maybe next time try not to create a cult to the girl you like,” you say patting the bunny’s head as you walk up the stairs.
As you do, you notice that a LOT of animals are taking refuge in the house, but they are staying silent as mice…which is ironic since a family of mice are currently squeaking up a storm at Harry who just rolls his eyes.
As you enter her bedroom, you look under the bed and see Fluttershy holding onto a few smaller creatures and shaking a little.
“H-Hi Nightshade,” she stammers.
“Hi Fluttershy. Look, I know you know about the crazy blue unicorn in town going all Stalliongrad on everpony, and as much as I’d like to handle the situation myself, I can’t because I made a stupid Pinkie Promise. So come on, we need some help.”
"No! It's too dangerous, I can't help! We all tried, but she’s too strong. Didn’t you see what she did to Pinkie Pie?" Fluttershy shouts.
“N-No, what happened to her?” you ask.
“She removed her muzzle! Not just her mouth, but her entire muzzle! Poof! And it’s gone!” Fluttershy quivers.
“What? Her mouth AND nose are gone? Is…is she…?”
“N-No, she’s still…” she then shudders, “She just can’t speak or eat now.”
“How is Pinkie even breathing after something like that? If any other pony had that done to them, they’d be dead, no ifs ands or buts!” you declare your minds spinning in confusion.
“I-I don’t know. But as you can see, there’s nothing I can do that could help,” she shudders.
"Eeehh... As much as I’d like your help, I was thinking more, ya know, Discord? You know, god of chaos and all that. I figured since you’re all chummy with him that you could call him in and solve this whole mess. Especially now that I know about that muzzle removing spell she’s got.”
"Ohh... Umm...about that…” Fluttershy looks away in embarrassment.
“…He’s not coming is he?”
“No. He told me on our last tea party that he would be away for some months and couldn’t possibly come no matter how dire the situation was.”
"WHAT?!" you shout, rattling the house and causing her to wince.
"I'm sorry. I even tried calling out to him, but nothing happened,” she admits.
"Of course..." you groan with a facehoof.
“I’m sorry,” she apologizes again even though it’s not needed.
“It’s fine. Okay, so Plan A is a bust, I guess I’m going to have to find someopony else to fight that whorse.”
“OH, such language,” Fluttershy declares covering a young ferret’s ears. As you roll your eyes she asks, “Um. What about your father? I’d have thought that he…well, you know...”
“Yeah, about that,” you say rubbing the back of your neck. “Dad’s on the other side of the barrier. I don’t think he knows about Trixie yet, but when he does…hoo boy are things not going to be pretty,” you say causing Fluttershy’s eyes to widen.
“Oh dear…”
“Yeah…anyway, you stay here. If you can’t call in Discord, I’ll just get my favorite dragon to call in the princesses.”
“Oh no, you shouldn’t be out there on your own, and besides we already tried tha-“
“I’ll be fine Fluttershy. Just stay here and wait for this to blow over,” you call over your shoulder, already halfway down the stairs.
After exiting, you start stealthily making your way into town to find Spike.
Oh I hope you’re Okay. I don’t think I’ll be able to keep my promise if she’s hurt you Spikey…You briefly stop at that thought. Okay, when did I start calling him that?!
Shaking your head you continue trotting.
Ugh. Just don’t be saying stuff like that aloud Nightshade. That will for sure piss Daddy off…if he isn’t already that is.
POV Change: Bugze
“GORAMNED MOTHERBUCKING-SASSAFRASH! I hate this forest!” you growl as you stomp your hooves into the ground.
Twilight hesitantly trots beside you.
“We’re almost there, just, try to stay focused alright?”
“Whatever,” you grumble still incredibly pissed off.
After stomping in silence for a short time, you notice that Twilight keeps opening her mouth as if she’s trying to say something, but keeps stopping.
“What?! Spit it out!” you grumpily command.
BrownDog’s Comment
“I…I just had some inquiries, and I didn’t know where to start,” she admits.
“Alright fine. Inquire away. Not like we’re doing anything else.”
She seems to consider her question before she looks to you and asks,
“So…Hooded Offender…couldn’t help but notice you’re not wearing your cloak…”
Rolling your eyes you say, “Really, that’s the icebreaker?” She scrunches her face up at the insult so you just roll your eyes again and explain,
“I’ve told you time and time again Sparkler, I don’t want to wear the cloak, but out of necessity, thanks in no small part of your own, I end up wearing it at the wrong times. Today I just didn’t feel like it Okay?” you grumpily huff.
She just gives you an inquisitive glare before shaking her head.
“After three years, I still don’t know anything about you. You’re so confusing.”
“What’s confusing about me? I think I’ve always been straight forward with what I want.”
“You keep saying you don’t want to be this figure, and yet you ALWAYS show up at the most random acts of madness around, and knowing you, you always end up smashing things and making it worse.”
“I don’t plan this! If you want to research something, research why Lady Luck has singled me out for torment. Also, I’d like to see you try to solve half the problems I’ve dealt with without violence,” you grunt.
“Like at the Crystal Empire?!” she throws back causing you to grit your teeth.
“If you hadn’t have been there, Spike and Cadence would have returned the heart and nopony would have been hurt. But You…many bystanders were harmed by your fight, and at the end…” she the shudders and looks away from you.
“Yeah…I know what I did,” you say guiltily. “You think that still doesn’t give me Nightmares knowing that my body contorted and morphed in a way to be able to eat a full grown stallion?”
“But why? Why and how did you do that?”
You just look forward and answer,
“Your brother got stabbed. I thought he’d been killed. Then I just saw red. You try asking a tornado why it tears apart a home…”
She shudders, no doubt remembering how her brother bled with the spear in his gut.
“But I’m in control now. So believe me when I say, that if anyling’s getting their commeupence, I’ll be personally overseeing it.”
That stops in her tracks, causing you to look back at her.
“And is that what you’re going to do to Trixie?” she accuses. “Are you going to eat her too? Or are you just going to murder her while she’s already in custody like in Fillydelphia?”
That hits you hard. Her words trigger you, because they are true. You close your eyes and hold your head down.
“Look, I’m not going to defend what I’ve done, and I never will.” You then look to her, “I have no plans of killing that lying traitorous whorse, no matter how much I hate her. But I WILL make her know pain. Pain equal to the three years of hardship I faced because of her,” you growl, your eyes flashing, causing her to back up a bit.
“Wh-what do you mean by that?” she stammers.
“Every bullspit thing that has happened to me, including our fights and my…failures, are all because she sold me up the river!” you growl.
“You blame her for the last three years?” Twilight accuses.
“I thought she was my friend! We were supposed to just put on an act! She would “Capture” The Hooded Offender, she’d get fame and glory, and then we’d split the reward money and go! It was that simple! But no, she broke me out, just to kick me back in for more praise!” you rant.
“And then that bear showed up, I thought my daughter was killed, I lost hope and my power manifested. I finally crossed a point of no return and tried to kill you and your friends…and it’s all been downhill ever since.”
“You can’t just blame one moment for all your hardships. There are decisions that you made, she didn’t force you,” she argues. You then turn your glare back towards the Unicorn.
“I know that. Yes, I killed Flag Burner, and Sombra, but if you want to look at the start of the path that took me there, you look to that egotistical bitch’s betrayal. My true start of darkness.”
She defiantly endures your glare and gives her own.
“I don’t care how much she’s hurt you, your little bouts of “Justice” always end in ponies getting hurt. Whatever our plan may be, I’m not just going to let you beat her to death!”
“That’s not what my plan is!” you defend.
“Oh, I know it isn’t, but with you it’s always, “Oh, I didn’t mean to lose control, I didn’t mean to kill those guys I was savagely beating. I’m a good guy I swear, why are you still hunting me? It’s not like I did anything wrong if I’m super sorry about it,” “ she says in a mocking tone before glaring at you.
“It gets old pretty fast Offender.”
You audibly grind your teeth in anger.
“Back… Off…”
“No! I won’t! There’s always another way! Violence isn’t always the answer!”
“Then why the buck has that always been your answer for me since day one!” you shout, your voice echoing through the woods.
Her eyes widen a bit, but she still stands before you defiantly.
“For all that is holy and right!
Please, Please do not on my lawn fight!” comes a rhymed cry of alarm that snaps you and Twilight out of your stare down.
You both look to Zecora who looks nervous and is holding her staff out towards you both.
“If you’ve come for me, then lower your voices and we’ll talk,
Otherwise, take a walk!” she commands.
You both let out a sigh and you unglow your eyes, but not before you say one last thing to Twilight.
“I don’t care what you think or say. Trixie’s face has an appointment with my hoof. You can have her after that.”
She doesn’t answer you, but just gives you a stern look.
Kichi’s Comment
Zecora then pushes the staff between the two of you and says,
“Really now, there is no need to be so moody,
So quit snarling and tell me what’s happened Twilight and Hoody."
“Right. Well you see Zecora a mare named Trix… Wait a minute, Hoody?” she asks taken aback.
“Yes, I said Hoody, I don’t think I stuttered,
What has caused you to shudder?” asks the shaman.
“That’s what Fluttershy…Zecora, are you friends with him?” she asks pointing to you.
Smirking slightly, you walk up and put your arm around Zecora’s shoulders.
“Oh, what ever gave you that idea Twilight?” This causes Zecora to giggle a bit, and Twilight’s mind to do loop-de-loops.
“H-How long have…”
“I have been acquainted with him ever since that Dragon’s attack,
And since then, I have had his back,” she says giving you a hug.
“But that’s…nearly three years ago. I mean, we all knew Fluttershy was always conflicted about him, but YOU? Don’t you know the things he’s done?”
Zecora grins and says,
“Yes I know what my friend has done, even more than your own mind,
For even against Discord’s tricks, my thoughts are not easy to unwind.”
“What? What does Discord?-“
“And beyond that, even through his triumphs and falls,
He is still welcome within my house’s walls.”
“I…but…”
“Thanks for that Z, but as fun as it is to see her blowing a fuse, we are on a time table, and we need your help.”
“Y-Yes. I’ll just…file that info for analysis later,” Twilight mutters to herself.
You both then explain the situation to your favorite Zebra.
“And now she has inexplicable power at her command, and I don’t think I can beat her,” Twilight admits.
“And I frankly don’t give a crap about that, because I actually would like to beat her in the literal sense.” Twilight shoots you a glare, but you say,
“What, I’m just being honest.”
Before she can speak again, you look to Zecora and ask.
"So yeah, I don't suppose you have some magical voodoo artifact or potion or something that can solve all this do you?”
Zecora scrunches her muzzle up in thought before saying,
“There is not enough information given to me,
That would give you anything to achieve victory.
However, I do know that whether you wish to defeat her with magic, or cause her pain,
The one thing that could help you both, is to train.”
“Train? How long is that going to take? Because Trixie is in there right freaking now doing Luna knows what. And my daughter is in there!”
“I have loved ones in there too Zecora, and Princess Celestia will arrive any day now with the Saddle Arabian diplomats. We can’t let her lose face with a disaster like this.”
Oh buck, I forgot about Sunbutt. If Trixie is in there saying she’s doing this for me, then my life is going to get screwed even more!
By this point, what else can they really heap onto your charges?
Zecora then holds a hoof out to you both.
“Train with me, or do not,
But if you have another idea, please express your thought.
“I…will train then,” Twilight gives in.
“Fine, whatever, just so long as it leads to taking that danged bubble down. But if we’re gonna tumble and learn to fight, might as well put this damned thing on,” you say as you pull the Nobody Cloak out of your Inventory and put it on.
“There, happy to see it again Sparkle?”
She growls at this.
“Very well then,
Let us begin,” Zecora commands.
POV Change: Nightshade
"So... Are you telling me that this shield won't let you send messages to Celestia?"
"Yeah... Sorry. It’s one of the first things we tried," Spike says twiddling his claws.
You are both sitting in the dark empty library hiding in Twilight’s room.
After making your way downtown past Trixie’s new dictator remodeling, you entered the Treebary and found the dragon you were looking for.
After a little reunion, you found out exactly what happened between Trixie and Twilight, and aside from being used as a basketball, Spike is fine. He’s just alone in his home (Crackle is apparently elsewhere)
“Well crud, there goes my idea,” you say as you sit down next to him.
“It was a good idea Shade, but really, until Twilight returns with help, there’s not much we can do…Unless,” he says perking up.
“My dad got trapped on the other side of the bubble,” you say before he even suggests it.
“Oh…then yeah, not much to do but hide.”
“Ugh! This sucks. You and I took down Sombra, and all we can do is sit,” you grumble.
“Nightshade, I hate to say it, but I think Trixie is more powerful than he was right now. She actually changed the ages of Snips and Snails, which is supposed to be impossible.”
“And the Pinkie mouth thing,” you think with a shudder. “But I still think that you and I would be able to stop her if we had some help…”
“Heh, we’d need an army more than anything,” Spike remarks.
*DING*
“That’s it! Spike, you’re a genius” you declare hugging him.
“I am?”
“Yes! You’re right Spike, we do need an army, or as close to one as we can muster if we want to take this hussy down.”
“But Twilight and the girls-“
“Weren’t a match, right. But we both know that there are some ponies in this town devoted to the Hooded Offender. Ponies that know for a fact this nutjob is not working for him.” His eyes light up in understanding.
“The Horde?”
“Exactly! And let’s not forget the CMC, heck let’s get Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon and all the schoolhouse kids. Spike, you and I need to get them together for an emergency meeting.”
"Right. Okay. And then what?” he asks. You give a conspiratorial smile
"Simple, Spike... VIVE LA REVOLUTION!"
Hours Later At Octavia and Vinyl's House
TheRutherford’s Comment
You and Spike manage to find your friends and several other school kids, like Dinky, Button, Rumble, Ruby Pinch, and remnants of your Dad’s colt army. You tearfully hug Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, knowing that they’re safe. Normally, you’d be glad that you get to hang out with them after the heartbreak you went through yesterday, but more pressing matters are a concern. Besides, they didn’t even know you were almost gone. All the kids agree with your idea, and you all decide visit the mare looking to restart the Horde. Octavia.
With the cover of darkness, you all stand in front of the split colored house (which reminds you of Trixie’s toy) and usher Spike forth. He lets out a sigh and knocks on the door.
“Wh-who is it?” comes a sophisticated voice.
“It’s me Octavia. Spike.”
The door opens up a crack and you see the Cello player peering out at him.
"Hey Octavia," he says nervously.
"Good evening Spike. I'm sorry but now is not a good time. I am entertaining some guests that you said you want to have nothing to do with." At that, you step forward into her view.
"That is why we came here. We need the Horde's help with Trixie."
She seems surprised at this, but she asks,
“Who’s we?”
You then usher the others to come forward into her view. Though a bit shocked, she looks from you, to Spike then to the CMC, Diamond, Silver, Button and the rest of the kids before she sighs and says,
"Very well, come in."
As you and your little foal army enter, you see several adults in the room. You see Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Minuette the dentist mare, Crackle the dragon and several others you don’t know by name. One however confuses you, Spike and Rumble.
“Rumble? What are you doing here bro?” asks Thunderlane.
“I’m joining a foal revolution,” Rumble replies simplistically.
“The question is, what are you doing here? You quit a long time ago.” Spike asks.
“Heh, well, Flitter wanted to join, and since I used to be here I…Well…”
“He caved in,” Lyra chirps.
“I caved in,” he admits as said mare snuggles his arm.
Bleh. You think.
“Anyway,” Octavia takes charge of the conversation, “It appears we’ve all gathered here to discuss the same thing, how to deal with that horrid mare who claims she carries the will of the Hooded Offender,” she says with venom in her voice.
“Yeah, we were just saying how we didn’t have the numbers, but now we have a lot of kids to help,” Bon Bon says with a roll of her eyes.
“Oi! We may be kids, but we can still kick flank,” you reply.
“I don’t doubt it kid, but you she swept the floor with the six big powerhouses in town, what do you think you’re going to do to stop her?”
You smile as you say,
“Simple, we’re going to make Trixie’s life miserable.”
You and Spike then start explaining your plans to the adults who seem a bit conflicted, but never the less like what it is you’re saying.
As you tell them your plan to try to make Trixie's life a pain, towards the end, Vinyl Scratch walks into the room,
"Whoa! What the buck is everypony yelling about? I have a hangover the size of Tartarus and it sure as buck isn't going away with you all yelling this early in the morning!"
Startled, you all look to the haggard looking mare as everyone stops speaking. After a moment, Spike breaks the ice.
"Actually Vinyl, it is almost Midnight. And right now we are discussing, not yelling, about how we can make Trixie's life Tartarus since she took over the town."
"Wait what? When did this happen?" she asks flabbergasted and looks out the window, “And what the buck is in the sky?!”
"This morning,” Spike starts answering. “She showed up, used some weird magic to humiliate Twilight's friends, bounced me against the ground like a kickball,” your eyes briefly glow white at that, but thankfully he doesn’t notice. He chokes up a bit on the last bit of information “A-and then she threw Twilight out of town before putting a huge magical barrier around it that is preventing me from telling Princess Celestia."
Vinyl takes all this info in with her jaw dropped before she shakes her head and says.
"Damn. Guess that’ll teach me for binge drinking if I missed that much.” She then looks at all of the kids and then back to Spike. “So you are going to do what? Prank her and just cause a headache for her until Twilight comes back or something?"
"Precisely. We’re clearly no match for her, but we can still take pot shots and annoy her. I figure we do this until she or Princess Celestia arrives.”
"Um,” you interrupt, “Why would you just wait for Twilight to fix the problem?"
"Because she and her friends always fix the problem,” Everyone else answers in a matter of fact tone.
"Huh, well okay then. But do you think you can help us Miss Vinyl?"
Vinyl looks around before she smirks.
"I can think of a noise complaint or two I can cause for her."
"I thought you had a horrid headache,” Octavia snarks.
"Don't you know Tavi? Wubs cure everything!"
“So wait, this is actually the plan? We’re just gonna go around pranking and inconveniencing her?” Thunderlane clarifies.
“Yup, but don’t get caught by her. She’s a few fries short of a happy meal if you know what I’m saying.”
“With our numbers now, we’ll definitely get to her…but there are potential allies still out there this night,” Octavia muses.
You and Spike share a glance, before looking to the rest of the kids.
“Leave that to us…”
You and the foal army then leave the home in the night.
“Alright, tell your friends, tell your parents, siblings, anyone you meet what the plan is. Tomorrow is the time to strike.”
They all nod and salute to you.
“Spike, Nightshade, are you sure this idea is going to work?” Applebloom asks.
“Yeah, it might be dangerous,” Sweetie agrees.
“She’s not above hurting kids, you’ve seen what she’s been doing to Snips and Snails,” Scootaloo adds in.
You look to them,
“I’m not sure of anything guys, all I can say is that with numbers, dang near anything is possible.”
“And after what she did to our friends and family today, we’ve got to at least try,” Spike implores. The CMC, Diamond and Silver, and all the foals nod at this, before determination crosses their faces.
“That’s the spirit,” you smile. “Tonight we recruit. We’ve got a big day tomorrow.”
All the foals then begin to march with you across the besieged town as you feel a musical number coming on. You decide to get it started right as you belt out,
DWC’s Comment
Some colts from the school band begin to beat their drums as adults begin to look out their windows as Spike picks up the next chorus,
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo then begin to sing to the listening adults.
Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Somewhere beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?
“Yeah!” shouts Bulk Biceps and several adults who join the ranks.
Then join in the fight
That will give you the right to be free!
All of your army then begins to sing simultaneously.
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the songs of angry kin?
It is the music of the people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
The foals then start taking down Trixie Banners as you all start flying the flag of the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
Will you give all you can give
So that our banner may advance
Some will fall and some will live
Will you stand up and take your chance?
The blood of the martyrs
Will water the meadows of Prance!
“We’re not in Prance though,” points out Twist.
“I couldn’t think of another rhyme!” you shout back before you have Bulk tear out the door to the Ponyville Joke shop. Your trips then file into the store full of gags and props and begins to ransack it.
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the songs of angry kin?
It is the music of the people
Who will not be slaves again!
The Ponyville Joke Shop is left completely hollowed out as you all leave into the night.
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes
As the music number dies down, your army disperses, all armed and ready for tomorrow’s assault. You and Spike lead the CMC, Silver and Diamond back to the Library as you are the elite group and need to be rested and together when morning comes.
You look up at the moon and smile.
“Trixie isn’t going to know what hit her.”
The Next Day
It’s early in the morning as Trixie enters the town on a giant throne without wheels, dragged by Snips and Snails.
“By the way you worthless peons, did you happen to hear a musical number last night?” she asks the two colts who don’t answer as they are out of breath dragging her.
“Trixie swears she heard one. Remind Trixie to add that to the list of outlawed things in this town. Only Trixie’s beautiful voice should be allowed to sing. Now, where are my workers?! The statues aren’t going to build themselves!” she calls out into town.
You and your friends, are hiding on a nearby roof, while the rest of the towns ponies are strategically placed around the town. You then give the go ahead nod to Spike who gives you a thumbs up before blasting a bit of fire into the air.
“What in the world was that?” Trixie asks at the noise.
You just smirk at her obliviousness.
“Showtime…”
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Outro Theme:
Was the Assassins creed movie 2016? That shit was awful...
I just wish bugzie could tell twilight what discord have done to their memories and so he wouldn't run away anymore but overall great chapter man let revolution begins
As Nightshade is getting ready, she look to the bearers of the elements
"Are you sure you can't just use the elements and send Trixie to the moon?" Ask Nightshade
"I told you Darling, we need Twilight to use the elements" Comment Rarity
"Really? Why not use Spike?" Ask Nightshade
"Not that I have anything with Spike, but why him?" Ask Applejack
"Well... He already tried to substitute for the element of loyalty when Discord brainwashed you all" Say Nightshade
Flashback
"Congratulations Spike, you are the new element of Loyalty"
Flashback end
"Yeaaah, no..." Say Rainbow Dash
"Okay then, everypony ready to fight!" Say Nightshade
Just then Apple Bloom approach Nightshade
"So... Why is that you don't fight Trixie? You were very powerfull in that zombie village, and if your dad is as powerfull... and you are a alicorn" Ask Apple Bloom in a whisper
"Daddy forced me to Pinkie Promise to not fight until he is here, if I can't fight, then maybe I can command others to fight for me, is what the Princesses do usually, I mean, they have the power to move the sun and the moon but they never seem to participate in wars" Say Nightshade
"I... Good point... Why not then ask Pinkie Pie to release you? Maybe she could help" Say Apple Bloom
"You know? That is a good point... Where is Pinkie Pie?" Ask Nightshade looking for her
Meanwhile outside the dome
As Zecora is training Twilight, Bugzee is looking, until he got bored.
"Come on Zecora, do you call that a training?" Ask Bugzee
"My choices for what lessons I give are mine, if a real training you want, I have a couple of lessons for you" Say Zecora
Twilight and Zecora take a couple of minutes of rest and Zecora take a bag with rice and a empty bag, along with two long chopsticks.
"Your first task is to use those chopsticks and put every grain of rice from the full of bag to the other bag, when the lesson is finished you can call me and the next lesson will begin" Say Zecora leaving Bugzee alone
After that as Twilight and Zecora continue the training, Twilight look at Zecora
"What is the objective of that training?" Ask Twilight
"A great friend he is, but a big defect he have, I can't make much about some of those that torment his head, or about his past, but his problem to concentrate without losing patience is the main objective" Say Zecora
"So... Is mainly a degrading task to make him control his anger?" Ask Twilight
"As the brother of your honest friend could say... Yeep" Nod Zecora
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Don't really have too much inspiration, I did have the idea of Pinkie interrupting the training with a recorder or a phonograph with her voice recorded and changing cassete to talk but did not put it.
Also, the idea of parody Mulan with "I'll make a man out of you" was also a discarted idea
And Pinkie saying to Trixie that she need to get out to get sugar or some stupid excuse and let her open the barrier.
Hmmmm... I'm, not actually sure that I saw any movies that I hated... Or all that many movies to begin with to be honest. I've been caught up with work, college, and just plain burning time with games, YouTube, and FimFiction. I didn't really see all that many movies last year. What I can offer, however, is a video game character that I hate so F@#$ing much!!!!
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Hino-Enma. The second boss and bat-b#$%^ from Nioh. WHY DOES SHE HAVE SO! MANY! PARALYZING ABILITIES?!?!?!?!
Storks. Disappointing as all get out. We get all pumped about them delivering babies, and two or so minutes into the movie we're told that they don't do that anymore
Snips and Snails end up pulling Trixie's wheel-less carriage over a concealed mine of fireworks that blows up the carriage (S&S didn't set it off because they were too light) and throws Trixie to the ground, not dead, but momentarily dazed and seeing stars.
For Bugze:
Que a training montage, including "Wax on, wax off" as well as a lot of meditating on Bugze's part.
Also, we need Twilight and Bugze to have a conversation that doesn't have them arguing. Perhaps a discussion on family will help?
Also RETURN OF THE WHACKING STICK! WITH A VENGENCE! AGAIN; EXTRA PAINFUL EDITION!
For Nightshade:
As Trixie is continuously bombarded by prank after prank, you begin to notice something. For some strange reason during some of the pranks, like when hair dye covered her entire body turning her body white and her mane and tail black or when she landed in a whoopee cushion mine field, she was...smiling. Not the good kind of smile, but the 'Hi I'm insane and will wear your skin as a coat' kind of smile.
She even starts to say crazy things like 'wonderful despair' and that weird laugh of her's. You swear you even hear her say,
"Oh this is perfect! When HO sees how much despair these fools have caused me, our revenge will be multiplied by thousands! Soon his rage and my despair will bring this town to it's knees! Pupupupupup!"
Needless to say your starting to think Trixie is way off her rocker then you thought (as in 50 ft far from it).
But eventually she either regains some sanity or gets bored as she shouts out,
"ENOUGH!"
The next thing you know half of the townsfolk are carried away in a reddish glow (including Spike, the CMC, and Diamond). You have to hold Sliver Spoon back from jumping after them to avoid giving away your position. As much as you want to grab Spikey-I mean Spike, you know reveling yourselves will only end in failure.
When Trixie gathers them all in front of her stage, she sings this:
Also if Trixie needs to set a...example. I have the perfect track for it! This:
Eh, I'm evil. What can I say.
Question:
The Boogyman. Seriously just what the hell were the director's thinking when they made this piece of garbage!? The effects were so bad that a B movie has better effect then this movie. "Don't say it, Don't speak it, Don't watch it"
Zecora suggested that you and Twilight should talk to each other and settle some things before starting your training.
You both sit at a table and stare at each other, and Zecora signals Twilight to speak.
Twilight sighed. "Okay... It's just that we don't know much about you. You're always at the most chaotic times of Equestria. The only instance you've never shown up, was when Nightmare Moon first showed up, and recently when Discord was "reformed." Other than those two, you've shown at every single evil or chaotic encounter Equestria has." She glares at you can continues. "What makes it worse is that you make the situation ten times more chaotic. You always say how you want to fight for the innocent but in the end you end up hurting them! And on top of all that you're a Changeling; A species that lies to live!"
You are about to go off on Twilight but Zecora puts a hoof up to keep you silent and Twilight continues.
"Take that bounty hunter for example. I believe his name was the Crimson Vengence? He had goals and fulfilled them with little to no casualty. He made Equestria a much more peaceful place to live by taking out the Crimson knights. If you did something as close to amazing as he did, then maybe, and this is a very minor maybe, I would take a chance to trust you. And even help you with your daughter. And that's another thing. I don't know if you stole that filly... wherever she came from, or somehow created an alicorn weapon of some sort. But there's one thing I know for sure. Out of all the ponies you're putting in danger, SHE'S the one in most danger."
You're about to scream.
"But... I guess I can't blame you."
...What?
"When you're on the run from nearly every princess and royal guard you'll have to take a lot of risks. And we all know how much you care for her, so giving her away is not an option..." Twilight isn't making it clear what she's feeling. Her face had no emotion. But it seemed she was in deep thought.
"I... guess that's all I can say about you. You're confusing... and that's what makes you seem dangerous. We have no clue what's going on. Those orange deadly glowing eyes, those tails, your goa- No, we just know one goal you have, and that's to protect that filly, your daughter and it's just that you always get out of control in anger when she's threatened, hurt, or in danger..." She still shows no emotion. "That's all I have to say."
Zecora looks at you with a smile. You guess it's your turn to speak.
You sigh. "I can't believe this is how it even is between us. All because of some dumb stuff that happened three years ago, combined with the fact that I'm a changeling. Anyone, even you Sparkle, would agree that if I were a pony then you all would have stopped and listened to my apologies. I guess it's way too late now, but I'm sorry for our past Twilight. And if Applejack, Rainbow Dash or Rarity was sitting quietly listening like you are now I would tell them the same thing. And the nobody cloak just made everything worse. I can't blame you for how you acted towards me when I wore this thing. I made me look really suspect and I should have realized that. But then again, I didn't want anypony knowing I was a changeling, and Celestia uncovered me afterward anyways. At first, I did truly want to protect the innocent, but when things changed with those tails, all I've ever wanted was to live peacefully with my baby. I always somehow end up in all these situations like the Crystal Empire, and it screws me over again! Do you know why I killed Flag Burner?"
Twilight shook her head.
"He sent his men to my daughter, who was hiding out in Ponyville. I was so angered that I attacked without control and killed him. I won't say it's not my fault, but sometimes things just happen." You lean back a bit and stare at the table. "Say... what would you do if Spike was taken by some evil force?"
"...I would go to the ends of Equestria to save him if I had to."
You smirk. "And what if the evil doer threatened to hurt Spike, would you stand there and go easy on him?"
"T-that's not the point. You straight up killed him."
"But was it in rage, or in love?"
Twilight looks conflicted for a bit before sitting quiet.
"And with Sombra... I have no excuses for what I did. You're all right. I am a monster for what I did. But that doesn't mean I'm going to give up on my daughter just because you ponies think I need to be put away." You sigh. "I never showed up as The Offender in a while for a reason. There's a reason I don't start a fight with my Nightmare tails. If I really wanted to Twilight, I could go to Canterlot right now and take over Equestria all for my daughter's sake. But I don't because one, I don't want my daughter to look at me as the monster ruler of Equestria, and two, I really do care for everyone's life. ...Right now I'm working for a way to live with my daughter in peace alone, away from everyone else so I don't cause problems. And no one will stop me." You get up and neither Twilight or Zecora try to stop you.
"I never hated any of you. In fact, I look at you as close friends... as wierd as that sounds." You turn and make your way towards the front door. "Trixie was the trigger of my rampages. And that's why I need to stop her." You then go outside for a bit.
You were on a rooftop.
When Trixie gets hit from water fired from a fire hose, the unicorn accidentally shot out some powerful magic, and it was heading towards you.
You didn't know that the magic was about to hit you, but when Spike, on top of a different rootop nearby, spat some fire at the magic you finally noticed. You didn't have time to dodge and the magic would definitely hurt you. You were about to teleport away when Spike's fire hit the magic blast, making it disapate.
"Nightshade!" Spike parkoured from the other rooftops and got to you. "Are you okay?"
You didn't answer his question as you were admiring his save. "That was amazing Spike! How did you do that?"
"Uh..." Spike scratched the back of his head. "I figured out that my magical fire can burn magical molecules after I was helping out the crusaders with something. I kinda burped when Sweetie Belle was using her magic, and... well... it's self-explanatory."
"That's so cool! It's like a counter to magic, like how fire beats grass types in Ponymon!"
"Yeah, well... just don't tell Twilight. She'll experiment on me for months!"
You giggle. "Your secret's safe with me. Thanks for the save!" You rush up and peck him on the cheek, and turn around to fnd Trixie. You don't know why you did, but it felt like the right thing to do at the moment.
Unknowest to you, Spike has a shocked dazed look and was blushing furiously.
"Hurry up, Spike!" You yell back at him, still oblivious to what he's thinking.
"She is the one..." Spike thinks in his dazed state.
“What in the world is going on around here?! Where are all these water balloons and stink bombs coming from?! And who would dare use Fireworks against Trixie? Those are HER Tools!” she growls out as she starts whipping up magical defenses around her and growling, during which time Snips and Snails run off.
“Crap! She’s getting wise!” you declare before turning to Applebloom. “Quickly, signal Mare Krypnonite into action!”
“Why do you have to call him that? It’s kind of creepy,” Applebloom shakes her head in disgust.
“Just Do It!”
“Fine,” she says with a roll of her eyes before picking up an apple and tossing it into the alley way nearest to your roof, signaling the asset.
As Trixie walks through the street, constantly stepping on hidden whoopee cushions and startling cans of fake snakes, she yells,
“The Great and Powerful Trixie has had enough of this Childish Behavior! When the Offender returns, you will be punished like the children you are! Do you hear meeeeee…..” she trails off as she rounds the corner and sees Mare Kryptonite in play.
Big Mac is in tight fitting denim overalls and is curling a wagon like it’s a dumbbell. He then puts it down and grabs a bottle of water and dumps it on his head before whipping his mane about. To top it off, he gives Trixie a wink.
“Oh…My…” Trixie stammers with a heavy blush. She’s not the only one. Your cheeks feel pink and you see Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo blushing, while Applebloom just facehooves and scrunches her face. Shaking your head you say,
“Stay focused girls."
“Ahem,” Trixie coughs, letting her shields down and saunters towards him. “Hello!” she says causing Mac to look to her. “What’s a fine piece of Stallion like you doing in a dump like this?”
He just shrugs and says, “Working out.”
Just a bit further…
“Well, now that Trixie knows someone of your, uh, Magnitude is around she would very much appreciate it if you absconded with her to somewhere private and…”
You all don’t hear what she’s propositioning as she enters the killzone.
“Now!” you yell.
Silver Spoon on the other rooftop then drops a most terrible weapon upon Trixie’s head. A tiny net.
“EEEEKKKK!” Trixie wails and starts shaking about. “Trixie has been bamboozled by sheer raw masculinity! Not the Tiny Net, Not the Tiny Net! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!” she yells and starts blasting magic uselessly as it goes through the holes.
“Never underestimate the power of the tiny net,” you smirk.
While she is distracted you and Sweetie send up a signal in the shape of a music note.
“Drop the bass Vinyl!”
“Ya'll Ready For This?!” Comes a loudspeaker voice
“Wha?” Trixie sputters before a loudspeaker is shoved into her face and intense music blasts her down the street and into a pit of mud.
“Really? Why is there just a random pit of mud here?!” Trixie yells, holding her ears.
“Don’t question it!” comes a voice that suspiciously sounds like Thunderlane.
“Ugh! Trixie is sick and tired of all this! Shut off that terrible music! Trixie has never heard anything as bad as this!”
“Challenge Accepted!” comes a soundbite, followed by a record scratch.
Vinyl’s voice then comes across the loudspeakers. “Ponyville, you best put your headphones on or you’ll regret it!”
You and your cohorts do just that, and in the nick of time, for Vinyl starts blasting…
Something Indescribably Bad.
“AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!” Trixie yells holding her ears as the “Song” hits her ears. “It Burns!”
She then runs about, looking for the source of the music getting hit by more pranks along the way.
Filthy Rich and Diamond Tiara launch wet pieces of paper at her.
“How is this a prank Dad?” she asks.
“Those coupons are expired,” he explains with a smile.
7989484 You want to blast her with music? Use this: https://youtu.be/Q3E7L_RoyTU
To copy and paste what I put on the last chapter:
You pull the Junk Jet out of you Inventory and use it to launch anything harmless from Tennis Balls and Whoopee Cushions (Generously donated to the cause by the Horde member who runs the Joke Shop) to a large procession of mops that Pinkie Pie had (In case of mop emergencies). (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZHVI2LR4n4)
Trixie: "Arg! Who dares hits me with a mo-" *Another mop gets launched into her mouth, which she spits out* Seriously, that is disgust- *Another mop, another spit-take* Who honestly has that many mops? It is ridiculo- *You guessed it, another mop*"
This continues until you ran out of mops (Silver Spoon: "You fired 20 mops at her...seriously why did she not make a shield around her?") At that point you decided to retreat and regroup to conduct more pranks (I mean resistance operations).
AFTER TRIXIE IS DEALT WITH
WITH THE CRIMSON KNIGHTS
Guard 1: "So did you hear about the Ponyville mishap?"
Guard 2: "Which one? Isn't there a new mishap every other day?"
Guard 1: "The one that happened before the Princesses arrived with the Saddle Arabian delegates."
Guard 2: "Can't say I did. What happened? Did Twilight go and make a tree sentient and it started throwing apples at passing ponies?"
Guard 1: "No, although I would not be surprised to hear that did happen."
MEANWHILE IN PONYVILLE
Twilight: "Hmm"
Spike: "What is it Twilight?"
Twilight: "I just read about a creature that 'Spoke for the Trees'. I wonder what trees would say if they could."
BACK WITH THE GUARDS
Guard 2: "Well, feelings of irony aside, what happened?"
Guard 1: "Apparently some showmare took over the town."
Guard 2: "How did that happen?"
Guard 1: "She used the aid of some ancient dark magical amulet that made her magic on par with the Princesses."
Guard 2: "Buck me running. Why would she want control of that town? Did it have anything to do with the Element Bearers living there?"
Guard 1: "If my source is to be believed, no. She apparently had some bad history there and wanted to get back at the town. the Bearers living there was a pure coincidence. But she had said that she was doing this to help out the Hooded Offender."
Guard 2: "Really? She was in league with him? Did he plan this?"
Guard 1: "My source said that was not the case, even if the Hooded Offender was there, which apparently he was, but did not like this mare either, something about bad blood between them."
Rutherford: "Well does that mean that we are going to get a new "friend" down here? It is getting a bit stagnate here. We have already told all the good stories and could use some fresh blood to liven the place up."
Guard 1: "No. She is not affiliated with your lot and anyway, she is being sent to a mental institution to help her. Apparently this amulet corrupts ponies into doing terrible things they would not normally do. After she has been saved, she will be a free mare again."
Rutherford: "That is bucked up! Most of us did not attack a town, and none of us acted in the Hooded Offender's name, but sure we're the bad guys. *mumbling* Stupid magical jewelry clause."
Guard 1: "Anyway that is what happened apparently."
Guard 2: "Why do you keep saying apparently? It's getting annoying."
Guard 1: "Sorry, since I heard this from my source, I can't verify the validity of the story until we get it in our weekly Equestrian update."
Guard 2: "Well who is this source of yours anyway? And since when do you have information sources?"
Guard 1: "I don't have information sources, my cousin runs the joke shop in Ponyville and he told me. He usually tells me when something crazy, well crazier than usual happens there."
"Great, now we're in a training arc; the weakest part of any fighting anime." you sarcastically comment, "Can't we just be more like One Bit and train via adventuring?"
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Hah! Now YA know how it feels to have family lacked up! Sombra druggedly taunts.
SHUT IT SOMBRERO!
Bugze, calm thyself.
Yeah, I probably should before I do something stu- Wait a minute! You're her MOTHER! Why aren't you going all Mama Bear right now?
To be honest, when you drugged Sombra with those powerful sedatives, I gave a tiny portion to myself. Knowing how upset our daughter would inevitably become, I wanted something to calm me down a bit.
In that case, let's just bust out the Nightmare Cloak, smash our way in there, grab our baby, mash Trixie into applesauce, and get the buck out! you think, eyes glowing.
Given what happened at that concert, it would be best not to risk letting the power of the Nightmare Cloak fall into the hooves of our... enforced guest.
I'm not an en-fenced goose! I'm a prisonar here!
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Worst movie of 2016, Hay, as a movie critic I can make a Top 5;
5. Triple 9: A huge great cast (Chiwetel Ejiofor, Anthony Mackie, Aaron Paul, Clifton Collins, Jr., Norman Reedus, Michael K. Williams, Gal Gadot, Woody Harrelson, and Kate Winslet) wasted in a bland crime story
4. Manchester by the Sea: I should have brought some cheese for all the whine and crackers this slow melodrama has!
3. Moonlight: Interesting story and great actors wasted by dull direction and DRAGGING pacing. So glad La La Land won Best Picture Oscar instead No, I'm not in denial, it's an alternative fact!
2. Silence: Liam Neeson. Andrew Garfield. Adam Driver. All these in a film directed by the Martin Scorsese! And it's slow, overly-long, melodramatic, Catholic-guilt, THREE-HOUR torture porn. If you want to watch a movie where Japanese people die in droves around Andrew Garfield playing a devout Christian; Watch the awesome war film; Hacksaw Ridge instead.
And the Number 1 Worst Movie of 2016 is;
It's based on the real life story of Newton Knight: A man who led a counter-rebellion against the Confederacy using an alliance of deserters, poor farmers, and escaped slaves. Hell, after the war he was put in charge of an all-black regiment to fight the KKK.
Doesn't all of this sound awesome? Doesn't the trailer look awesome? Well too bad cause this movie does everythign possible to FUCK IT ALL UP!!!
It has the pacing of a History Channel documentary (minus the commentary thus leading to slow scenes with no dialogue), there's a stupid and unnecessary subplot where it keeps cutting forward to Newton Knight's descendant on trail for interracial marriage, and ultimately goes out of it's way to ignore the awesome parts of this real life story to wallow in melodramatic white-guilt!
FUCK FREE STATE OF JONES!!!
7989844 LMFAO
I know I'll probably catch some flak for this but the worst movie I saw was Rogue One. There were definitely worse movies but I only watch movies in theaters if I hear they're good; of all those rogue one disappointed me the most. Granted they didn't have a lot to work on with all the characters needing to die and all, but I thought the connections were forced and the robot was akwardly put in 'because Star Wars had memorable robots and Disney needs to sell toys'. This is the first thing I've said about it because all my friends drink the star wars Kool-Aid. Again with the caveat, not the worst by far, but not the best of all I've seen.
PELT HER WITH USELESS COINS AND YELL "SHARING!!!"
Oh, and I did not like Rouge one...
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This scene gets a bit creepy when you remember that Big Mac is technically Nightshade's uncle.
Although to be fair, Bugze would probably have a "Stupid Sexy Flanders" moment if he saw Big Mac like that too.